Did You Just Hear the Layoffs?

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Three employees overhear Sherman discussing their firings and severance packages because he fails to put the conference call on hold. They threaten lawyers and a lawsuit before he reveals that coworker Barry arranged the call.

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Speaker 1

Hello, Sherman.

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Sherman Davis, General Manager's assistant.

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Guys, doing?

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Everybody here?

Speaker 2

Hey, Sherman.

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Yeah.

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Doing fine.

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Hello, Sherman.

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Let me make sure we got everybody here.

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Is Hannah here?

Speaker 3

Yep, Hannah's here.

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How's it going?

Speaker 1

All right.

Frank?

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Yep, I'm on the line.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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Good, good, good.

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And David.

Yep.

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Hey, Sherman.

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I'm here.

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All right, my man.

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Good deal, good deal.

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All right.

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Got some news for you guys.

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I need you guys to give me a second.

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I'm gonna put you guys on hold for a second.

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And I'll be back probably less than 30 seconds, okay?

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All right, okay.

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We'll do.

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Thank you.

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Cynthia, can you bring me all of the um stuff on these three guys?

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I mean, today is supposed to be uh they're on hole right now, but today's the day that we're giving them their severance packages and letting them go.

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And uh they'll be out of here probably by tomorrow morning.

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They're clearing their things out.

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They don't know it yet, but we're gonna at least give them their severance packages today.

Okay?

All right.

Hello?

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Did you guys

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for you?

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Excuse me?

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Sherman low?

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Yeah, this I'm I'm here, guys.

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Yeah, you uh you never put us on hold?

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No.

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Sherman.

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So are you about to fing fire us right now?

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What are you talking about?

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Wait a minute.

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Okay, hang on.

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Hang on, hang on, guys.

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What what what what's going on?

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What are you guys talking about?

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We're asking you what's going on.

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We just heard you didn't put us on hold.

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We just heard all that.

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Yes.

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Severance packages, what I heard.

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I heard you're letting us go.

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Oh my god.

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Uh Sherman?

Uh

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Sherman?

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Maybe you're talking about some other people.

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But we just heard just

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hang on.

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Everybody just calm down.

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Just give me give me a second here.

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Hang on.

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I just let me let me I'll be right back.

Hang on.

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Uh

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what is going on?

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Did you hear that?

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Okay.

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You all heard the same thing?

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Daddy heard that.

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Cynthia, how do I did I put is this is this the hole button here?

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This is it?

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There we go.

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They fing heard everything.

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No, they just they sit out.

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Asking me right now.

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I'm doing what he's telling me to do.

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This these three are supposed to be let go by the end of the day.

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I mean, like I I gotta do it, but it looks like the severance is nobody can live off of this for even three freaking months.

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I already know that.

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This is this is really fulfilled.

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All right.

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So look, bring me everybody's stuff.

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Let me at least after lunch, they all come in here and pick up their things.

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That's all I can do.

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Okay.

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Is this the right button here?

Okay.

Hello?

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It's not the right button.

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We can I'm not sure.

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Sherman.

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I read what I'm hearing.

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So we have to be kidding me.

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I've been with this, I've been with this for five years.

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All right.

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I've not I've not let you down for a quarter.

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The company down for a quarter.

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This is this is ridiculous.

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I cannot believe this.

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And I'm on travel right now, so how am I going to come and get my things?

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By the way, this is ridiculous.

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This is how you're gonna let us know.

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This is unprofessional.

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This is trash.

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I cannot believe if you all need a lawyer.

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I have someone, I have contacts, we can talk.

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But honestly, Sherman, this is this is

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this is unaccessible.

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Let's not do the whole lawyer thing, guys.

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Okay, let's not do that.

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All right.

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Now people get let go from companies.

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People get let go all the time.

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And you guys know this.

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What are you this is ridiculous?

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You're giving up personal business.

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Yes, yes, that's true.

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You're giving personal business to another.

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Uh exactly.

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It's not on hold.

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Yeah, you cannot be doing this.

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Yeah, email me that lawyer number for sure.

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Yes, I'll do that.

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I will.

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I guess you want to too, David.

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Thank you.

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I didn't I didn't try to for you guys to learn it this way.

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All right.

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I'm I'm uh okay.

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Let's just say I'm not good at the conference button.

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I don't know how to put anybody.

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You're not doing it.

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This is not a good message.

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It's not, it's this is not appropriate professional messaging.

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In fact, this is

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I I I'm mortified.

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I cannot believe this episode.

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This is beside it.

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No, it is it is.

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It is.

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Hannah is absolutely right.

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It is illegal.

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This is illegal.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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I will.

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I'm writing this down.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Come on.

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I'll record the call now.

Speaker 1

What do you mean you're recording it?

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What did you record?

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What are you recording it for what?

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Yes.

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I'm letting you know.

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Legally access to the case.

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I'm recording this call.

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Can you send me that recording, David?

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I will do it.

Speaker 1

Listen, I don't consent on being recorded.

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I want that known now.

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That's a recording on hold, Sherman.

Exactly.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Can I can I ask you guys something?

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Do you guys are you familiar with your coworker named Barry Dillard?

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Yes.

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You don't have to answer that.

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Oh Barry fired too?

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How are you gonna tell him?

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Let me tell you what's going on.

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Barry told me to call you.

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This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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All three of y'all just got pranked by your co-worker, Barry Dillon.

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Are you kidding me?

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Oh my God.

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I'm about to have a heart attack.

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Oh my god.

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Well, mine's a recorded now, isn't this?

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Oh my God.

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Hey y'all, nobody has lost their job.

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Hannah, Frank, David, nobody has lost their job.

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But your co-worker, Barry Dillard, got me the prank phone call.

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Y'all right?

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So everybody's got their job.

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We good.

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Oh my god.

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We're gonna have to get Barry back.

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Wow, okay.

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Okay.

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I'm good.

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I'm good now.

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I'm good.

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Y'all gotta tell me this.

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What is the baddest radio show in the land?

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Let me hear it.

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Clearly.

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Steve Harvey.

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And you, nephew Tommy.

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Oh man, we're on the Steve Harvey show.