Dildo Dinner

Hello.

Hi, hello.

I can't.

You can get it.

Hello?

Can I get it on the show?

I'm trying to get Tony.

Yeah, this is Tony.

Hold on one second.

Let me turn on my TV.

Yeah, this is Tony.

Okay.

Tony?

Yeah.

Okay.

Uh it says Mr.

Tony F.

Maybe I got the wrong number.

Um, Antoinette.

My name is Antoinette.

People call me Tony.

His name is Tony as well.

We both go by Tony, but whatever.

Um, what's up?

Who's this?

Uh my name is Daryl.

I'm calling for from uh Fun City Travel Agency.

Okay.

Okay, and he's going out of town on Memorial Weekend.

Um, I'm not quite sure if he wanted to partake in some other activities that were going on, but um there's been two uh activities that have been actually been added for the weekend.

They're a little extra.

You know, this is an all inclusive resort, but I wanted to see if he wanted to uh partake in it.

Can I give you the the names of the um of the new excursions that have been added?

Yeah, I'll put those down and ask him if he's interested.

You can just give it to me.

Okay.

He's uh let's see.

Um there is a dildo dinner, which is one hundred dollars.

And we also have uh Freaky Friday.

Yeah, dildo dinner, and then there's freaky.

So I I'm not quite sure.

Uh he's already filled out to be a part of the nude banana boat ride as well as the topless meet and greet.

Wait a minute.

What?

He's supposed to be in this is in Colorado, Denver, Colorado, right?

He's going to a heatonism resort.

That's what this is.

I don't know.

Oh, what?

Wow.

Okay.

Um, I this is complete shocker to me.

He's supposed to be in Denver, Colorado, playing golf with his boss.

He told me it was mandatory for him to go, and that's why he has me going with my going to visit my mom this weekend.

I'm really confused.

So uh so who it who's other the confirmed passenger?

Who else is he going with?

Ma'am, I am not uh I mean I have to say I I can't risk my job like that.

I'm not allowed to actually So there is another person.

No, no, so you need to you need to let me you need to at least give me that information.

As you can see, I've been lied to.

Oh I I I I clearly understand that, ma'am.

I clearly understand that.

A dildo dinner?

Really?

What the fuck is a dildo dinner?

Uh uh, ma'am.

I have no idea.

Uh I'm I'm assuming they're having dinner and the dildos are there.

I don't know.

I've never done this before.

Uh some bullshit.

I can't even get him to spice up my damn white light.

I've been begging this motherfucker for years.

Um

I guess it's all hell.

And I'm the fool that's always believing him.

Okay.

Eleven and a half years.

Miss

Anthony, you are you okay?

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm just confused why I can't get a trip nowhere.

Since I run the moon, only place we go is to his mama house and to my mama house.

Can you just tell me the name?

That's what you can do.

Ma'am, ma'am, I if if I tell you this name, I'm gonna get myself in so much trouble.

If I tell you a name, can you confirm or do not?

Uh y yeah, I yeah, I I I can do that.

Shelley.

Is it Shelley?

Wow.

I noticed that bitch, Shelly.

I noticed that bitch!

Yeah, because I know she's on my man.

I'm gonna be smiling on my girl's face.

I mean it's just a smile and trying to come sit next to me.

She's about to get an ass whooping up her lifetime today.

And I know this nigga ain't taking her ass so well, and don't touch me no goddamn well.

I can guess you have telling a good year.

It's it's it's not it's not Shelley.

Whoever that is.

No, it's not.

Well, who the fuck is it?

Because if you don't tell me, I'll whoop your ass too.

I'll come down now.

Who asked you telling my whooping?

I'm telling my channel.

Well, you can put your goddamn manager on the phone, that's what you can do.

I ain't got to put my manager on the phone.

All I got to do is tell you this that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Yo, husband.

Hello?

Oh, I'm dead.

I am done.

I am out done.

Hey, this is nephew Tommy.

Listen to me.

Your husband Tony got me the prank phone call you.

Hey, check this out.

I'm a I'ma uh I'ma click your your husband into the line so you can talk to him, okay?

Hold on, I got him on mute.

Baby.

I love you.

Don't be mad.

Don't be mad.

I love you too.

I do I you always get me.

You always get me in it, making me look like the the the dumb butt.

So, you know, I just had to put something on you.

I love you though.

You ain't right.

And and and and and I am going on a trip.

And I am taking you.

And we're going next week.

That's my boy.

Who's your man now?

I love you, baby.

Tony, Antoinette.

Yes.

Tell me this, baby.

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