Postman Affair

Hello Hello I'm trying to reach Carlos

uh my name Benny man Benny Phipps hey you uh I want to make sure I got the right person you you uh you work for a post office right uh yeah okay do you deliver mail off of Murphy Road?

Uh sometime yeah yeah okay I live in

first of all I wanted to make sure I had the right postman.

No it's been brought to my attention that there's a postman that has been stopping by my house and I I'm what I'm not understanding is why are you bringing mail to my door opposed to just putting mail in the mailboxes on the street where everybody got their mailboxes at.

Uh what do you say you say it again?

I live with a Murphy Road Murphy Road Yeah I deliver over there Uh but you say delivering packages at your house?

No, I said you've been bringing mail to my house and opposed here here's what I'm trying to tell you, Carlos.

My wife is at home all day.

She don't work.

And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on more than one occasion on a on a daily basis.

You coming by there two, three times.

I'm trying to figure out what are you doing at my house.

Now what what really didn't then brought all this to a head, 'cause you already know what's going on.

Let me go on let you know that, Carlos.

I do know what's going on.

I picked up the uh clothes from the cleaners this morning, and to my attention, it's a man's post office shirt in my package.

What color was it?

It's blue, light blue.

I got a blue one.

Okay.

Well, explain this to me.

How your shirt get in my house.

Do it my name on it?

'Cause that can be anybody's shirt.

Okay.

So so oh hold on.

What you trying to say?

It's some it's Mo Postman stopping by my house?

Yeah, man.

Sometimes sometimes, you know, uh we do have different guys in that in uh in that neighborhood, you know, because I really

is at home all day, every day.

And my understanding is that you stopping by there bringing more than judgment.

First of all, dog, uh, you can call you can call the one-eight hundred number because how'd you get my number, dude?

Hey, I don't worry about that.

I I find ways

how you get my address that you stopping by there every morning.

Huh?

I just deliver what they give me to the to deliver and do.

I put the mail in a box and this is a package I don't get out.

Excuse me?

I don't do that that that wasn't me, dude.

I I didn't know.

Evidently belonged to a man.

That's got to be it must be yours.

That's none of mine, man.

That's not mine.

I have all mine over here.

Okay, okay, I'll tell you what, this what we gonna do, Carlos.

Cause Carlos, he see what let me tell you something.

I know you're lying.

See, and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail at my house and I know it Carlos.

You understand me?

So listen dude.

Excuse me?

That's not me.

It can't be me.

Let me let me tell you something.

When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna be out there at them by at uh at the mailboxes waiting on you.

For what?

What you put me and you gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning when you bring the mail.

So when you bring the mail, bring your too.

Okay Carlos?

Hey hey, hold on

you threatening me?

I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, prank your s too.

No, dude, I didn't come at you like that.

You ain't gotta come at me like that.

Dude.

Hey man, you came up in my house and I know you said

office shirt in my house.

Dude, that was not me.

I don't know where you live.

I don't know who the f you are but you threatening me dude.

Dude Hey man, I'll see you in the morning at the mailbox.

Bring your Carlos.

I'm off tomorrow but I will come to your house with plain clothes on and whoop your what you say you want to f with me?

Hey you it's on where you Murphy Road I will do.

Because what you're not gonna keep doing is running up in my house while I'm out at work trying to earn a living for my family and you up in my house laying up and you're leaving your clothes I found some mace in there.

I guess that's what you use when you spray on them dogs I found that too I'm gonna bring some extra mace I'm gonna spray your with that mace I will knock your ass out.

I take it I'm gonna be wanting at the mail

I can't wait till tomorrow.

Excuse me

I told you I I wasn't the one but if you want to f with me the wrong for real.

Okay cool.

I'll give you a lot of

s well I see you tomorrow.

It's oh it's whatever you threatening me and all that I tell you what I will come over there some plain clothes and whoop your s because you're not gonna make me lose my job dog.

Okay.

Whatever it's got to be I don't care if you if you're in the post office uniform I don't give a damn if you in your pajamas Carlos but when you come to that mailbox and I find you out there by them mailboxes That's your man.

Because I know you've been in my house, Carlos.

I'm telling you, I'm there.

Okay, so be it there.

So be it.

I got I got one more thing else I want to tell you when you before you get there.

Tell me what you already called me.

What is you listening to me?

Yeah.

His nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your co-worker.

You.

Ain't this ain't this a fool of the tomorrow?

Carlos, you alright, man?

Ah, dude.

I'm driving over to the side of the road.

I'm hanging out the truck.

I'm about to go crazy.

I'm on my way to your house right now.

I was on my way to your house.

I took the armor work.

Damn, that's f survival gear.

Oh man.

Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man.

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