Your girl gave me bedbugs

trying to speak to Shanice. She's not here right now. I'm going to take a message. Do you know when she's coming back? Nah, is this a business call though? Nah, nah, this is personal. I need to talk to her immediately. Nah, you need to talk to me. This is Brandon. Who are you? I'm Ernest, man, but why don't you know Shanice? I got a bit of a situation here, man. And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owing some money from her. So I

I kind of need to talk to her about, about getting this money, uh, is, is totally disrupted my whole apartment. And I need to actually see about talking to her about getting this whole problem taken care of. What's the, what's the situation? What's the, what's going on? I mean, I'm basically right now I'm $2,500 in the rears due to, due to Chinese and, and I, you know, I need to see if she's going to be able to pay me for the situation or what, you know?

You know, do my girl owe you money?

She owes me $2,500.

$2,500 for what?

I don't even know who you are, first of all, so what's up with the $2,500?

First of all, my name is Brandon, okay?

And I've been knowing Shanice probably for the last three or four months now, okay?

So you want to know it all in a nutshell is like this.

Shanice been coming through, okay, for the last three or four months,

been coming over here to my spot, to my apartment, hanging out.

just now finding out within the last two weeks um is I had to get rid of my couch I had to get rid of

my mattresses because your mattress because it's better wait a minute wait a minute so you're trying

to tell me she was in your bed yeah she's been in my bed dude she's been in your bed are you crazy

$25, you can forget about it. No, no, no, no, no. You call it here. You call it here. You call it

here. You do answer the phone and you still got to ask for her. And then go tell me about some

$2,500 about some mattress. Dude, I'm out my mattresses, man. A thousand bucks. It's full

of bed bugs. I had to throw that away. I'm not worried about no damn mattress, dude. You talking

about my girl. We've been together for four years. I'm about to pop the question on her.

And you want to sit there and talk about she been hanging with you or kicking with you for the last

I do not have a mattress right now, nor do I have a couch. Do you understand?

I don't care about the mattress or couch, dude. I don't care nothing about that.

Your name, you say your name's Brandon? I'm Brandon, yes.

You're gonna find me real soon. Don't let me find you before you find me though. You understand what I'm saying, don't you?

Dude, dude, dude.

You can have them bedbugs and that mattress or whatever. Answer these calls. I can't.

But what I'm saying is, are you talking about some big arena bedbugs over here?

Okay, so what's she getting all about? She done brought them over here to my place.

I don't care about it. She didn't bring nothing over here, first of all. But that ain't even a problem right now.

Dude, you already been over here, man. We ain't got nobody else over here.

You ain't getting nothing from here

Okay, first of all, dude, check this out

I don't have a problem with you, okay?

Me and you cool

No, we ain't got a problem

We already got a problem

You problem me talking about you been sleeping with my brother

Hey, dog, dog

But what I'm gonna say again

Me and you cool, dog

We cool

We not cool

We not cool

But, dog, dog

I'm gonna handle you

I'm gonna handle Denise myself

I'm gonna handle you

I'm gonna handle you later

What you talking about you?

You gonna handle me

I'm gonna handle you later

You want a mattress, right?

Hey, hey, dude

and Mary Shanice. I ain't got nothing to do with that. My money back, man, for the property of

mine that she has ruined, man. Don't worry about that. I'm going to get you a message. Don't worry

about that. It's going to be a casket rack around that. Hey, dude, dude, why are you sitting here

creating the drama with me when me and you, we ain't even the problem. The problem is Shanice.

The problem is you picked up your phone and you called here. That's the problem.

You ain't got no couch. You ain't got no mattress. Now you got to do that. Do you

What? I see I can't talk to you. When does Shanice get home, man?

Don't worry about when Shanice get home. What you need to worry about is when I find you.

Okay, so, so, when I, what you gonna have my money in when you find me? Because I need my money.

Hey, I'm gonna have your money, I'm gonna have your mattress too. Please understand, you're gonna be resting real well.

Okay, okay, so, so, so, so let me ask you this here, man. So, Shanice bring bedbugs over to my house, leave them all in my mattress, leave them all on my couch where I gotta throw my stuff away.

Where I'm wrong at, man? Where I'm wrong? I'm gonna ask you straight up.

did you know she had a man say what did you know she had a man but I mean kind of kind of

sort of but not really though ain't no kind of sort of man even you know she got a man or she

don't got a man you knew she had a man right and you still wouldn't do you right hey dog I ain't

got nothing to do with y'all man I'm dealing with these bed bugs you understand what I'm saying

dude do you understand you messing up a four-year relationship you know how much time I put in with

what are y'all supposed to get married don't worry about what we're supposed to get married man you

messed that all up what I'm trying to explain to you is dude you calling here on some

which I know she ain't got nothing to do with but the fact that you told me that she was over

your house in your bed that's over it's over now you understand what I'm saying now when she get

home I'm gonna deal with that you understand what I'm saying that's gonna get done with I'm walking

up out of here but when I leave here please believe my next stop is to come find your

I'm just trying to get the, I'm just, dude, you're not getting no money from me.

I'm just trying to get a man.

You got a problem with her.

You ain't getting no money from me.

First of all, how do you get the number to this apartment?

That's what I want to know.

Hey, dude, she gave me both numbers, the cell phone number and the house number,

and told me, you know, if it's an emergency, call the house.

Okay, and this is an emergency.

Yeah, this is an emergency.

I got bad luck.

Learn another emergency number.

Learn 911, because when I come knocking on your door,

if you come out on your head a little, you better call the cops.

Hey man, do you think Tommy will pay for the bed bugs?

Who is Tommy?

I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will pay for the bed bugs?

Who the f*** is Tommy?

Tommy, dog.

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Ernest, you just got pranked by your girl, Shanice.

Man.

Y'all, y'all.

You all right?

Or, hey, while it was over, it was over.