Fight Party Cable

We talking pound for pound, Floyd Mayweather.

That boy there is bad.

You ever seen this boy do his sit-up?

The boy come all the way up and go back down.

The boy is bad.

Floyd Mayweather.

And whenever Floyd Mayweather fighting, you can rest assured.

I am at a fight party.

This prank phone call right here.

We haven't a fight party.

But uh

Can I use your cable for the fight party?

Fight party, y'all.

Hello.

Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh Troy.

Troy do well.

Yeah, yes, me.

Hey, Troy, how you doing, man?

This this Kirby, man.

Uh I live uh I live a couple streets over from you.

What what's happening with you, brother?

Uh Kirby.

Uh uh uh Kenny uh Ken Kenny yes gave me you got kid, you know Kenny does live on your street, right?

Oh yeah, yeah, no, Kenny.

Yeah, yeah.

Kenny gave me your number, man.

I wanted to reach out.

I'm inviting a lot of people uh in the neighborhood, man, to you know, uh Mayweather fight tonight.

So I'm inviting a lot of people over to the fight party over here at my house.

Oh yeah, yeah, I was wondering about gonna watch it on fight tonight too, man.

That don't sound like a bad idea, man.

Okay, okay.

Well listen, man, come on through.

Uh everybody gonna be getting here like around seven, seven thirty.

And uh man, we got food, we got liquor, margarita machine, my boy, he gonna be on the grill with the burgers and the and the hot dogs, man, and one of my other partners gonna be smoking some wings, man.

So we we good, man.

So I'm I'm just inviting a bunch of people in the neighborhood to come through.

Cool, you need me to bring something through, man?

Some wine, anything.

What?

Uh look here.

Now that you uh now that you mention it, man, we we we missing a little something.

Um hey, l let me a let me ask you this here, uh Troy, you um you got cable at your house?

Yeah, yeah, I got cable here.

Okay, listen.

I I got about four thousand feet of cable card.

And what I want to do is come over there and hook up this cable card to your house and run it two streets over to my house so we can watch the fight in the backyard.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold up, man.

I know you hold up, man.

I know, hold on, I know you didn't just say I say that again.

You wanna you got photo?

See, see, see, see, see we got like I say, we got the food, the looker, all of that, man.

Uh you know, a lot of people coming over.

But see the problem is I ain't got cable here at the house.

Well, how is you gonna have a fight party and you ain't got no cable?

And that's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

You you you asked me what could you help out with, so that's what I'm asking you.

I I used to work for the cable company.

I know how to hook it up at your house.

I know how to bypass pay per view.

We're gonna run it two streets over.

I got a real doable cable card.

I got a big TV I'm gonna put out in the backyard.

You call me and invite me to a fight party, y'all ain't got no f no no cable.

Now you want me to to do something illegal and run four thousand feet of cable wife two streets over to my backyard over the fence.

I'm not here with these white folks.

Uh I'm not in two hours.

Now you want me to do something illegal or get me put out.

Okay, I I understand that dog, but listen, what I'm saying is, dog, we just time by for a few hours.

We ain't gonna fin we it ain't like we're finna do it for a couple of days or nothing.

I I I I don't know how you you can even call it call up a cat man and invite him out to a fight party and you ain't got no cable.

Okay, but I invited you to the you finna get looking food and stuff, man.

You finna have a good time.

Do your part.

Let me let me get a little bit of your cable for a couple hours so everybody can watch the fight.

So you wanna have a fight party at my house.

Man, I don't know you like that.

I'm not saying we have any at your house.

We just using your cable.

Man, I can't have no cable.

I don't do nothing illegal, man.

I'm not having no police in front of my house, man.

I got I got a family now, I'm a family man.

I got I get up every morning and go to work, I work hard, I'm not gonna have no cable.

And I got that, man.

I'm just telling you for a few hours, man, for the night.

That's all so we everybody see the Mayweather fight, man.

Man, you saying could be a Kenny J Man, I don't know I don't really know y'all people like that, man.

I don't know Kenny Jill that well.

I just know 'cause it keep a nice yard.

Man.

I don't know y'all.

I can't be having no laws and all this.

My children running while this cable coming from my house.

I can't have that, man.

I'm out here with these white folks.

These white folks is not having it, man.

I understand all that, man, but I didn't invite all these people.

I can't disappoint these people.

I got to have the fight on at the house.

I understand your situation, my brother.

I want to be at your house watching the fight too.

But I can't nowhere in the world I'm finna have no four thousand foot of cable running for my house.

I can't see that what happened.

Okay, look, man.

Listen, let me say this to you.

I'm I'm out here in the suburb now with a family now.

I can't do them type of thing, man.

I can't I don't want no police.

I don't want the cable cable, man.

You don't know you the only one in the suburb.

I'm out here too.

What I'm trying to tell you is I'm not finna disappoint these people.

Now I want to have your approval, but I'm coming to hook this cable up.

You coming well to hook up a cable.

I'm coming to your house to hook this cable and run it two streets over.

Oh, so if I say you can't hook it up, you're gonna come and hook up anyway.

That's what you're telling me.

I can't disappoint these people, man.

No, I'm I'm trying to get it, I'm trying to get it.

You gonna make me hey.

You said you gonna come anyway when I tell you you can't come.

I'm telling you I can't disappoint these people.

I'm coming to hook this cable up, man, whether you like it or not.

Oh you gonna come hook it's gonna be a fight.

It ain't gonna you have to go nowhere and watch no goddamn fight.

It's gonna be a fight.

If you come on my house with four thousand foot of cable, now if you put up in front of my goddamn house with four thousand foot of cable, it's gonna be a goddamn fight.

Hey man, I can't disappoint these people.

Now I'm just trying to get you to show some love for four hours.

We don't have a show for 'em.

If you come out of my house, you bring them people you got over there with you so they can see a fight.

Hey man, what what are you what is you saying?

You you trying to tell me you ain't gonna let me hook the cable up when I get over there?

I stand up on it.

I'll be waiting out there with no shirt and a shotgun, nigga.

And you ain't gonna land 15 rounds with me.

Hey man, I'm not finna sit here.

Kennedy told me you wasn't.

You're not finna give me to break no law in front of my children out here, man.

I I'm thirty nine years old.

I don't play them games, man.

When I was younger, you may want to kind of coerce me with a lot of money, but hey, I'm not going for it.

I'm not going for that route this time, brother.

I'm not having all that activity going on in my house.

I'm coming over there and I'm hooking up this damn cable.

Well, you come on there, you told bad ass.

I got something for you, Tusky.

You come on with I'm sitting in front of my house right now.

Tell Kenny to come twenty two, Mr.

Kerry.

I got something for all y'all.

All I'm telling you is I'm coming over there to hook my table up so these people can watch the damn fight.

Hey, well, line it up then.

Yeah, if you're gonna come take some care from my house, line it up.

I'm gonna have my wife take my hands up right now.

It's gonna be a fight this evening.

I got one more thing I need to say to you, though.

Is you listening?

I don't care what you say.

You come in front of my house, you better bring some help with you, because you ain't gonna leave here.

You come in front of my house with some cable car.

I don't give a damn who you is, and I'm gonna whoop Kennedy here, and whenever I see him, I'm whooping him on site.

I'm gonna get my children in the car, and his children in the car, and I'm gonna whoop you today if you come out here with that nose.

I'm gonna put something on you right here, man.

You come out of my eyes right now with that bullshit.

I said I got one more thing to say to you.

What you got to say?

You tell me coming to my house, hook up some goddamn cable.

Is you listen to me?

I'm listening, little this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy.

Who is this?

Who you say this is?

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbit morning show.

Man, I know you ain't caught my fault with that bullshit, man.

Nigga, you got my blood pressure high here.

You got me ready to squaw, man.

I got medical cholesterol, man.

You got to raise my cholesterol levels of everything, man.

You got me ready to whoop somebody out here.

All right, man.

I gotta ask you this right here, Troy.

What is?

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Man, the Steve Robin Morning Show, man.

Y'all crazy.