Four Seasons Honeymoon Suite

Hello, I'm trying to speak with uh Mr.

Andre B.

He's actually not here right now.

Can I take a message for him?

Yes, defin my name is Zach.

And I'm calling from the uh the f seasons hotel.

And I'm following up and trying to make sure we got you guys straight for uh Thursday.

We have you all scheduled on Thursday for our junior suite, and we have champagne that's already been ordered.

And I just wanted to follow up and make sure if you guys wanted any other amenities in the room.

We definitely have you guys scheduled for lunch at noon, and the couple spa treatment is at is at four.

I'm following up.

I'm kind of like your um concierge, and I want to make sure that um if you guys need anything, we can get you taken care of.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You say your name is Zach from where?

I'm Zach, man, from the uh from the f seasons hotel.

I'm calling about you guys um reservation that you have here at the hotel on uh on Thursday.

What do you guys?

I don't have a reservation there.

So you You saying Andre has a reservation there on February thirteenth in a suite and lunch and a couple's massage.

Who who's the couple?

I'm not I don't know anything about this.

I'm his wife.

Um, no, no, no.

Miss Okay, I'm sorry, what's your name, ma'am?

Destiny.

Okay.

Destiny can I wait, pause, pause, pause.

So you're calling from the f seasons because my husband, Andre has a reservation for the evening, starting with you're saying like lunch and a couples of the side, a couples massage on the day before Val

um.

Okay, hold on, ma'am.

Can I can I get you to hold on for a second?

I can't believe this.

I'm sorry.

That wasn't even meant for you.

Oh my god.

I'm I'm gonna be his f can I get you to hold on for a second?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Oh my god.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Uh Miss Destiny?

Yes.

I just don't even understand.

Oh my God.

We're gonna cancel that room.

Okay.

We're canceling the lunch.

We're canceling the couple's spot treatment.

All anything that is booked under his name, I would like to cancel it at this point in time.

Someone Okay, but I'm not I'm not a I'm not allowed to cancel only the person that has made the reservation can cancel.

I just can't.

I don't know.

If you don't mind me, I don't normally get personal.

How long have you guys been married, ma'am?

We have been married for eleven years.

And we have two children together.

So what is this?

This the day before Valentine is this jump off day or something like that?

Oh my Oh my God.

Thank you for this call.

I can't even Oh my God.

He told me he had to go out of town for work Thursday morning he wouldn't be back till Friday afternoon.

Okay, well let me ask you something.

Let me let me ask you something, Miss Destiny.

I mean, you're gonna see him on the 14th, ain't you?

Seriously?

Are you fing are you kidding me right now?

I mean I was just trying to look at the Are you kidding me right now?

You're talking about my husband is bringing some tramp to the f the f seasons.

He must like her.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Okay, but like I said, don't ask me no stupid sh like that about I'm gonna see him on the 14th.

Don't even ask me no dumb sh like that.

Y'all better hope y'all see him by the 14th and stuff.

Y'all won't be looking for his ass because I'm about to get in that for sure.

Is he crazy?

Oh my gosh.

Can I say something Miss Destin if you don't mind?

Don't say nothing stupid, Zach, okay, because I'm I'm really on the edge right now.

Okay.

I understand.

I understand it I I'm I'm just playing I guess devil's advocate here.

Don't number twos need love too?

Goodbye Zach.

Is she h she done hung the call back?

Call back.

What?

Did you hang up on me?

Did you hang up on me?

You damn right I hug up on you, you little unprofessional c I can't believe it.

You call here, get me on the phone, telling me some outrageous about my husband cheating on me, bringing some to the four seasons and all this sh.

You know, I'm about to go whoop his ass.

I want to come down there and whoop your ass and you're gonna turn around and ask me like don't don't number two out your you better hope I don't run into you, okay?

If you see an angry black woman coming your way, know that it is me.

I'm coming for your little too.

Don't ask me no stupid sh like my husband out here cheating on me.

We got kids and sh Okay, okay, let me ask you something.

Ain't your sister Latricia ain't that your sister Wait, what you saying?

That my sister coming down there With my husband.

No, no, no.

I'm not saying that at all.

But you're gonna be

too.

How the f do you know my sister?

Actually, who the f is this?

Who the f are you?

Do you have to know who I am?

Hell yes, because I want to make sure when I come down there to whoop your ass, I'm whooping the right person's ass.

Well, when you come down here, look for me.

Look for Tommy, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your suster, Latricia, got me the prank phone call, you

Oh, you dirty motherfuck.

Oh

here putting my boots on right.

We don't have to go and act a following

word.

Oh, okay, okay.

That's how we can play today.

All right, okay, nephew Tommy.

Yes, yes.

Okay.

I'm gonna go get her though.

That was the She should feel my heart.

It's just pounded a hundred miles a minute.

I was I was fired up and ready to go.

Whoop somebody's ass.

You know what?

Come on.

He was right.

Somebody just gonna f you up.

And you know what?

I bet you it's gonna be a woman.

You gotta let me know.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey Marty Show.

And it's crazy, nephew Tommy.