Honeymoon Suite

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Martina, please.

Oh, she's not in right at the moment.

Can I take a message or something I can help you with?

Uh actually I'm uh giving a call to make sure uh double checking on confirmation for uh Mr.

and Mrs.

No, man.

No, uh is that maybe a mistake or she going by herself.

I'm not going, so that just should be shit.

should be Ms.

That's all.

Oh okay.

All right.

Well I t I tell you what, we have we have her schedule.

We wanted to make sure we gave the confirmation and uh you know with a big weekend like this we're double checking and making sure everybody's actually coming and getting their grooms because you know you're subject to get charged for it.

And we definitely have the honeymoon suite waiting on her.

Who honeymoon suite?

Man, we've been married 17 years.

What you talking about honeymoon suite?

Well we got you you you um you say Mr and Mrs.

What's the name on that?

Miss Martina is that right?

Yeah that's my wife yeah.

All right and we've got Tony c as well.

Who the what who the f is Tony?

My name is Vernon.

Say what now?

My name is Vernon.

Who the hell is Tony?

Sir I um wow.

We we have we're this is uh the wrong one I think I got the wrong one man.

Okay, did did you guys make reservations here at the hotel and for the Super Bowl weekend?

My wife is going this weekend to be with her sick auntie.

That's what she told me.

Now I don't know nothing about no d and those but you know what?

Yeah keep talking to me.

Yeah okay player keep talking to me because uh this is getting real interesting right here.

She's coming a d for the I have I have uh Mr and Mrs.

Martina and Tony are coming.

We have the um honeymoon suite here for the Super Bowl weekend.

Check it in tomorrow and checking out on Monday.

Oh no you know what this is the b right here because see like I said she told me she was going to see her sick auntie and I told her cool I paid for the damn ticket myself.

I got my tax return back and I paid for it my damn self so she can go out there and you tell me this hell for the main reservations and

I mean what the hell I mean now uh uh uh uh uh Vic Victor what's your name again?

V my name is Vernon.

Okay, Mr.

Vernon sir I I first of all I do apologize.

I'm just a you know I'm working here in in the in the uh reservations and basically they just got us calling because it's a big weekend and you know if you if you don't come in you'll your your car to definitely get charged.

So they got to sell it.

You know what well y'all better not charge nothing to my Don't don't charge.

Matter of fact, I want to cancel this reservation.

She can fall back in there as far as I'm concerned.

This is the b let her walk her up in here right now.

Let her walk her up in here right now.

Because see, this is this let's let's just slow let's slow down a minute.

Let's slow down.

Maybe there's just a mistake here.

I mean uh No man.

Uh-uh.

No wonder she told me no wonder I'm like, she told me she needed two hundred dollars for them hotel me for the hotel room.

Yeah, well, actually it's uh well they must be splitting in here.

It's it's it's about four hundred and something a night for this room.

Excuse me?

She won't pay that much for my damn wedding ring.

Uh uh Wow.

Okay.

Well I'll tell you what, sir, uh is there any way I can I can call back and speak to Martina so I can't never life call back to this, okay?

Because see, if you call back here talking about this b because see I don't even normally answer this phone, okay?

This is her phone.

She went to go run an errand from me.

And but don't you never call this phone back again because see she ain't coming to d not this lifetime, she's not, but uh I you know what?

I want to thank you though.

I appreciate you letting me in on what was up.

Yeah, knew it.

Okay, okay, okay.

Mr.

Vernon, can you slow down some, man?

Hang on.

Okay.

Now listen, what I have to do is I have to talk to the person that made the reservation in order to cancel it.

No, you can tell me you can counsel this right now.

But I need to hear that from Miss Martina that it's canceled.

Trust me, when she gets back, she's gonna be able to talk to you.

You can cancel it now.

I'm telling you now, cancel it.

It ain't gonna be no honeymoon, okay?

We've been married for 17 years.

We got four kids, and I'm sitting back here and cancel it now.

I'm telling you to cancel it.

I cannot cancel it without speaking to her.

I tell you what.

You be your best bet is to cancel that because if you put a charge on it, I'm gonna drive the d and find your what's your name?

Excuse me?

What's your name?

I'm Brian, sir.

Brian, if there's one charge on my critical, I will find you.

Sir, what is Mr.

Junior?

Do you have Tony's number where I can call him and maybe you know what?

You know what?

I will have Tony's number in a minute because I got her phone.

I'm gonna go through it and find it because this is some And she's gonna be doing with Tony.

So if you call back here, you're not gonna get her because she's gonna be over there with that.

Okay, sir.

Now there's one more person that's on the that's scheduled on the room.

What?

I'm not sure.

Now I got another person on the on schedule on here.

This can't get no worse.

Come on with it.

You want to I'm sorry, you want the name of the show?

Yes.

Come on with it.

You can tell me everything else.

Okay, I got a a uh somebody named Nephew Tommy.

Excuse me.

Hey man.

Your wife got me the prank phone call you.

I will

I'm gonna

I'm gonna DNA out there.

The DNA out of Hey, man.

Okay, that's who she's been talking to on the phone.

Yo.

Yeah, you got me.

You got me.

Hey, Vernon, I gotta ask you, what is the baddest?

And I'm talking about the baddest man, radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Girls got cookies.

Come on, Keddo.