Girl Scout Cookie Blackmail Prank

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A coworker blackmails a man into buying Girl Scout cookies by threatening to expose an affair.

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Speaker 1

Hello, my teacher.

Speaker 2

Who's this?

Speaker 1

Hey Um, how you doing, man?

Speaker 1

My name is Glenn, man.

Speaker 1

I work in uh I work in building too.

Speaker 1

You work for media, right?

Speaker 2

Yeah, what what what's going on?

Speaker 1

So we probably met a couple times.

Speaker 1

Uh do you have a girl?

Speaker 1

Do you have a girlfriend?

Speaker 2

Uh why what's up?

Speaker 1

Do you guys you guys live together or or what?

Speaker 2

Uh uh what w what is this your business?

Speaker 2

Like what what what's what's what's the deal?

Speaker 2

What what's why you asking about my girl?

Speaker 1

Well let me ask you this here.

Speaker 1

What's what's what's going on with you and ch at the job?

Speaker 1

Uh I what what do you mean what's going on with change I mean you you know you know ch right?

Speaker 2

I mean, so what?

Speaker 2

Like what what's what's the deal?

Speaker 2

What what who who who are you?

Speaker 2

Like who the who the f are you?

Speaker 2

Like what what what the f what what is this for?

Speaker 2

Like, why you like I don't even know you, right?

Speaker 1

Just calm down, bruh.

Speaker 1

Just calm down.

Speaker 1

Like I say, my name is Glenn.

Speaker 1

I work in Villa too, you know, and I know I'm just telling you now, I know you got I know what you and doing.

Speaker 1

Okay.

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I know what y'all doing at the job.

Speaker 1

I already know, and a couple other people know what's going on.

Speaker 1

And I know you got a girl, I know you got a girl at home.

Speaker 1

I know that.

Speaker 2

What so so so what the what what what the f what what is this about?

Speaker 2

Like why why you call my soul trying to harass me about the b like who are you?

Speaker 2

Like what what what is your problem?

Speaker 1

Like Hey man, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, man.

Speaker 1

I ain't finna I ain't trying to tell you a little secret or nothing like that.

Speaker 1

I ain't trying to do that.

Speaker 1

All right.

Speaker 1

But I but but I'm gonna be real with you.

Speaker 1

Okay.

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I like I got one of your names.

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I got your number from one of her coworkers, okay?

Speaker 1

I got your number.

Speaker 1

I said, hey, I wanna I want to give the car.

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I need to talk to him about something.

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That's how I got your number.

Speaker 2

So yeah, who gave it to you?

Speaker 1

I I I we'll get to that later, okay?

Speaker 1

We'll get to that later.

Speaker 1

But let me but let me say this though.

Speaker 1

I know what's going on with you and the job.

Speaker 1

All right, and I ain't gonna say nothing about it.

Speaker 1

You know, that's just our little secret or whatever.

Speaker 1

But I do have something that I want you to do though.

Speaker 2

What what do you want, dude?

Speaker 2

Like what what what the f do you want?

Speaker 2

You call me bugging me about and all this bull.

Speaker 2

Like, what do you want?

Speaker 2

What do you want?

Speaker 1

Well, here it is, man.

Speaker 1

Listen, I ain't gonna say nothing about what you got going on.

Speaker 1

I ain't that ain't that ain't even I don't even care about that.

Speaker 1

But here here's what I do want you to do.

Speaker 1

I do need some help from you.

Speaker 1

All right.

Speaker 1

Listen, my little girl is selling Girl Scout cookies.

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And I want you to buy fifty boxes of 'em, all right, with via Cash App because she gotta have them sold by tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2

Are you fing kidding me?

Speaker 2

Bro, you okay, so you on some blackmail's bull and listen, dude, who the f gave you my number?

Speaker 2

Cause you wanna call me, ask me to buy some cookies, and you you should just be a man and ask me about it.

Speaker 2

Like, don't be fing calling my phone, trying to give me that bull.

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Like, come on, man.

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Like, I I ain't got no fing time for this.

Speaker 1

Like All I'm asking you to do is buy some damn cookies, man.

Speaker 1

That's it.

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1

I I just I I I I'm just saying I just want you to buy some cookies.

Speaker 1

I need you to buy fifty boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

Speaker 1

Can you do that or not?

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2

No.

Speaker 2

You ain't gonna call and try to manipulate me into buying like your your talking like you're trying to make me buy.

Speaker 2

So I ain't gonna do nothing for you.

Speaker 2

You disrespecting me, calling my phone, trying to act like you like just trying to manipulate.

Speaker 2

I ain't done with that, bro.

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I ain't done with it.

Speaker 1

Well let me a let me ask you so you you don't want to buy my cookies though.

Speaker 1

So do you want me to call your your girl and see if she'll buy my cookies?

Speaker 2

You better stay the f away from my girl, man.

Speaker 2

Like, don't don't f come near her, okay?

Speaker 2

You don't call her, you'll come near her, you don't come near me.

Speaker 2

You just get the f out of here.

Speaker 2

I'm about to start 69 to figure out who you are and come right after you, man.

Speaker 2

Like, cause I ain't playing, bro.

Speaker 1

I ain't gonna I'm I'll tell you what, man.

Speaker 1

I ain't gonna argue with you.

Speaker 1

I ain't gonna argue with you.

Speaker 1

I'll get off the phone right now.

Speaker 1

I'll get off right now.

Speaker 1

And I'm gonna call your girl.

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I'm gonna call your girl and see if she wanna buy some cookies.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no, no.

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You ain't called nobody.

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You you just get you you get

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I swear to God, I'ma find out who you are.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna find out who gave you that number.

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I'ma f call you up.

Speaker 2

Like you don't you'll call me trying to harass me.

Speaker 1

Okay, hey man, hey, hey, you know what, Adrian?

Speaker 1

Cool.

Speaker 1

We're still talking about it.

Speaker 1

All right.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna get the f right like you so so I'll get off the phone like you want me to, Adrian.

Speaker 1

I'll do that.

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But let me let me ask you this though.

Speaker 1

Let me ask you this though.

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You sure you want me to call?

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You sure you want me to do that?

Speaker 1

Right?

Speaker 1

Isn't that her name?

Speaker 2

Man, you're a f up an individual.

Speaker 2

All right.

Speaker 2

Look, how much of these f cookies?

Speaker 2

How much you want?

Speaker 1

Hey, man.

Speaker 1

Tommy told me you would buy the cookies.

Tommy.

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Tommy told me you would buy the cookies.

Tommy.

Speaker 2

Tommy.

Speaker 1

Hey man.

Speaker 1

Hey man, check this out.

Speaker 1

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Arvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1

Your co-worker d got me to break phone call, you're gonna kill him.

Speaker 2

Damn.

Speaker 2

I was so sure.

Speaker 2

Oh God.

Speaker 1

Listen.

Speaker 1

So listen, Adrian, we have beeped, we have beeped all the names, so nobody knows the names at all, okay?

Speaker 1

You good, bruh.

Speaker 1

You're good.

Speaker 2

Alright, man.

Speaker 2

And I mmm.

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You got me.

Speaker 2

Oh God.

Speaker 2

I'ma I'm a I'm gonna take a nap, man.

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I I just use up all my energy.

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Yeah, I'm done.

Speaker 2

Oh God, like.

Speaker 1

Hey, what you got?

Speaker 2

I I am gonna f you up, man.

Speaker 2

I can't believe you got me on this for real.

Speaker 1

Tell me this, man.

Speaker 1

One more thing before we go, hey.

Speaker 1

What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 2

The Steve Harvard morning show, man, which is what he's got played every morning.