Girl Scout Cookie Blackmail Prank
6:08A coworker blackmails a man into buying Girl Scout cookies by threatening to expose an affair.
Transcript
159 linesHello, my teacher.
Who's this?
Hey Um, how you doing, man?
My name is Glenn, man.
I work in uh I work in building too.
You work for media, right?
Yeah, what what what's going on?
So we probably met a couple times.
Uh do you have a girl?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Uh why what's up?
Do you guys you guys live together or or what?
Uh uh what w what is this your business?
Like what what what's what's what's the deal?
What what's why you asking about my girl?
Well let me ask you this here.
What's what's what's going on with you and ch at the job?
Uh I what what do you mean what's going on with change I mean you you know you know ch right?
I mean, so what?
Like what what's what's the deal?
What what who who who are you?
Like who the who the f are you?
Like what what what the f what what is this for?
Like, why you like I don't even know you, right?
Just calm down, bruh.
Just calm down.
Like I say, my name is Glenn.
I work in Villa too, you know, and I know I'm just telling you now, I know you got I know what you and doing.
Okay.
I know what y'all doing at the job.
I already know, and a couple other people know what's going on.
And I know you got a girl, I know you got a girl at home.
I know that.
What so so so what the what what what the f what what is this about?
Like why why you call my soul trying to harass me about the b like who are you?
Like what what what is your problem?
Like Hey man, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, man.
I ain't finna I ain't trying to tell you a little secret or nothing like that.
I ain't trying to do that.
All right.
But I but but I'm gonna be real with you.
Okay.
I like I got one of your names.
I got your number from one of her coworkers, okay?
I got your number.
I said, hey, I wanna I want to give the car.
I need to talk to him about something.
That's how I got your number.
So yeah, who gave it to you?
I I I we'll get to that later, okay?
We'll get to that later.
But let me but let me say this though.
I know what's going on with you and the job.
All right, and I ain't gonna say nothing about it.
You know, that's just our little secret or whatever.
But I do have something that I want you to do though.
What what do you want, dude?
Like what what what the f do you want?
You call me bugging me about and all this bull.
Like, what do you want?
What do you want?
Well, here it is, man.
Listen, I ain't gonna say nothing about what you got going on.
I ain't that ain't that ain't even I don't even care about that.
But here here's what I do want you to do.
I do need some help from you.
All right.
Listen, my little girl is selling Girl Scout cookies.
And I want you to buy fifty boxes of 'em, all right, with via Cash App because she gotta have them sold by tomorrow morning.
Are you fing kidding me?
Bro, you okay, so you on some blackmail's bull and listen, dude, who the f gave you my number?
Cause you wanna call me, ask me to buy some cookies, and you you should just be a man and ask me about it.
Like, don't be fing calling my phone, trying to give me that bull.
Like, come on, man.
Like, I I ain't got no fing time for this.
Like All I'm asking you to do is buy some damn cookies, man.
That's it.
You know what I'm saying?
I I just I I I I'm just saying I just want you to buy some cookies.
I need you to buy fifty boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
Can you do that or not?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
You ain't gonna call and try to manipulate me into buying like your your talking like you're trying to make me buy.
So I ain't gonna do nothing for you.
You disrespecting me, calling my phone, trying to act like you like just trying to manipulate.
I ain't done with that, bro.
I ain't done with it.
Well let me a let me ask you so you you don't want to buy my cookies though.
So do you want me to call your your girl and see if she'll buy my cookies?
You better stay the f away from my girl, man.
Like, don't don't f come near her, okay?
You don't call her, you'll come near her, you don't come near me.
You just get the f out of here.
I'm about to start 69 to figure out who you are and come right after you, man.
Like, cause I ain't playing, bro.
I ain't gonna I'm I'll tell you what, man.
I ain't gonna argue with you.
I ain't gonna argue with you.
I'll get off the phone right now.
I'll get off right now.
And I'm gonna call your girl.
I'm gonna call your girl and see if she wanna buy some cookies.
No, no, no, no, no.
You ain't called nobody.
You you just get you you get
I swear to God, I'ma find out who you are.
I'm gonna find out who gave you that number.
I'ma f call you up.
Like you don't you'll call me trying to harass me.
Okay, hey man, hey, hey, you know what, Adrian?
Cool.
We're still talking about it.
All right.
I'm gonna get the f right like you so so I'll get off the phone like you want me to, Adrian.
I'll do that.
But let me let me ask you this though.
Let me ask you this though.
You sure you want me to call?
You sure you want me to do that?
Right?
Isn't that her name?
Man, you're a f up an individual.
All right.
Look, how much of these f cookies?
How much you want?
Hey, man.
Tommy told me you would buy the cookies.
Tommy.
Yeah.
Tommy told me you would buy the cookies.
Tommy.
Tommy.
Hey man.
Hey man, check this out.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Arvey Morning Show.
Your co-worker d got me to break phone call, you're gonna kill him.
Damn.
I was so sure.
Oh God.
Listen.
So listen, Adrian, we have beeped, we have beeped all the names, so nobody knows the names at all, okay?
You good, bruh.
You're good.
Alright, man.
And I mmm.
You got me.
Oh God.
I'ma I'm a I'm gonna take a nap, man.
I I just use up all my energy.
Yeah, I'm done.
Oh God, like.
Hey, what you got?
I I am gonna f you up, man.
I can't believe you got me on this for real.
Tell me this, man.
One more thing before we go, hey.
What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
The Steve Harvard morning show, man, which is what he's got played every morning.