Your Wife's Co-Worker

Hello hey I'm trying to reach Dorsey.

Yeah this is he who's this Cliff man.

I work at the post office with your wife how you doing brother I'm doing alright everything cool?

Yeah everything good man everything good um like I say um my name is Cliff man I wanted to reach out and holler at you about a couple things if you if you got a minute.

You got a minute?

Yeah is everything all right with my wife is something wrong or something?

No no no no no no no your wife good man your wife good I wanted to hit you up man we've been working in the post office quite a while.

We probably been in the same room a few times man.

I don't know if you you remember meeting me or not but uh okay okay.

But what I wanted to say man is is um trying to do better with my life dog and you know just just trying to do better.

You know what I'm saying?

So you know for for Lynn man I I gave up a few things.

You know what I'm saying?

I I just thought that would be a a a good thing man to try to the the things that matter the most uh that you're addicted to you know you want to get rid of you know what I'm saying

Okay, I'm kinda confused, but what that what that got to do with me.

Well, basically, man, I I'm I'm I'm giving up for Lent, you know.

I decided to give up uh messing around with your wife, you know, because because

I'm at work, I don't know what you talking about, but back up and rephrase everything you just said.

Well, like I say, man, for Lent, I'm trying to I'm trying to give up stuff that I'm that I'm addicted to, you know, and I decided to.

Okay, but what's that got to do with me and my wife though and you?

Well that's what I'm trying to tell you, man.

I'm trying to give up messing around with your wife for Lent.

I mean, that's what I have given up.

I've given up messing around with your wife for Lent.

Man, what the f you talking about, man, messing around with my wife, man.

I ain't got no time for no games right now.

Who the is this, man?

Like I said what's what's your name again?

This is Cliff, man.

I w I actually work with her for the last ten, twelve years.

But but what I wanted to really let you know is, you know, her schedule probably gonna change 'cause what we used to be doing, we ain't doing, so she probably gonna be coming home a little bit earlier or thing like that.

But I w I don't want you getting addicted to it, cause you know, after Lent is over, then, you know, we'll be back what we used to do.

Man, what the f is you talking about, man?

Hold on, it's my my wife's gonna be home in a minute.

We're gonna talk about all this

with me, man.

I'm about to get hold on, what what uh are you are you in the city right now?

Can I can I meet with you right now?

Cliff, right?

Okay, okay, but what I'm what I'm trying to say, well, like I'm saying, I'm trying to do better, you know.

I'm gonna I gave up.

You trying to do better.

That sounds like a bunch of d to me.

I got something for you and my wife this true.

Okay, okay, okay, man.

I mean I ain't you feeling me though I'm trying to do better though.

I ain't feeling the thing.

You calling me telling me my wife think we need to meet up and talk about this face to face, Clip.

What you think?

I mean, we we can talk right now if you want to have a conversation.

Nah, nah, nah.

You just uh tell me your address and uh me and my wife finna just come on over there.

How about that?

And we we all sit down and have a little powwow.

I don't know who the think you is, man, but me and my wife been together over fifteen years and we ain't never had no problems with no like this.

Like the you telling me on this phone, it sounds like a bunch of crazy to me, but somebody net gonna f today if this is true.

So what you need to do, you need to tell me your name, your number, and I don't know why you call from this block phone number.

You hear me?

Hey man, I'm hearing you man.

I what I'm saying, the reason for the call was to let you know, you know, don't get used to her schedule 'cause after Lent, it's gonna be back to the way it used to be.

That's all the phone calls.

Man, what the f is you talking about?

Well get no what's your what's your what's your what's your last name, Clip?

I'm finna come find you.

I'm finna come see you now, Jack.

My name is Cliff.

Like I say, I work at the Cliff and I work at the post office with so how come you call from a block number, Cliff?

What's your phone number, man?

Hey, hey, hey, hey man, listen, I'm not trying to have no confrontation with you, man.

It's already a confrontation.

You can call my phone from a block number.

I don't know you, you don't know me, and you telling me you've been my wife.

Are you serious?

Did you know she was married?

Well w I mean what you mean?

Did you know you was married?

Yes or no?

I mean y yeah, I know I mean yeah, I knew she was married.

Okay, well that is.

You knew that from the jump.

So that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump.

So now I got to get in your now.

You just can troll off on yourself.

So irregardless, I'm coming to see you today, Jack.

Hey, and uh my name ain't Jack, man, my name's Clip.

But you're not and you I'm not gonna.

Okay, well look here, like I don't have no I'm not trying to have no confrontation.

I just wanted you to be aware of the schedule.

Yeah, okay.

I'm definitely aware now, Cliff.

Who the hell is you?

Hey man, another thing, man, I wanna know you tell like I I know I know your tattoo on uh your name on her lower back.

I seen that.

Uh it's a Dorsey right there.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on, hold on, man.

You telling me you done seen the tattoo on her back.

Is that what you tell me?

Oh, on her lower back, man.

Right, right, right, right on above her tailbone.

Yeah, I seen it.

Doris, your name Dorsey, right?

Man, who the f is this, man?

What's your real name?

Hey, man, hey, dog, calm down, man.

Are you c are you cool with the schedule change?

Are you school with the schedule changing is what I'm asking?

What?

Are you cool with her schedule changing?

You see what I'm saying?

Her schedule gonna come back to normal once Lint is over with.

I gave up messing around with her for a link.

But not for help.

I'm not cool with a fan.

I'm about to be cool in your fing face in a minute.

Now tell me your name.

Tell me your number and your real address, and we're gonna talk about our n in person.

Okay.

All right.

What what my name's What's your name, my uh I'm my name Tommy, man.

Okay, now we getting somewhere.

Tammy what?

I mean, they I mean, why you need my last name?

Because I'm finna come see you.

What you mean why I need your last name?

Hold on, hold on.

Somebody get Angie on the phone.

Hey, hold on, don't go nowhere.

We finna get Angie on the phone right now, and we're gonna settle this right now.

Hold on.

Get on the phone.

Call her.

Call her.

For real.

Yeah.

Tell me who?

What you scared of?

Okay, man.

They call me Nephew Tommy.

Oh, who?

My name Nephew Tommy.

From Steve Harvey Morning Show.

What?

Hell no.

She done set me up, man.

Man, your wife got me to prank call you, man.

She texted you, said I left, I just left the house.

Call him now.

That's why I say that's in the phone.

It was over for you, man.

Y'all come on, man.

Y'all wrong for this, man.

This need to be against the law, man.

Hey, man, I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest radio?

Yo show in the land, man.

Steve Harvey Morning.

So I guess.