Stealing Girlfriend Prank

Uh I'm hey, I'm trying to get Samantha.

Uh yeah, well it's this Sam, this Sam.

Sam, okay, Sam.

All right.

Hey.

Yeah.

Uh okay, I thought it was Samantha.

Okay, it's it's Sam.

Yeah, Sam, man, what's up?

Okay, uh, hey, my name is Calvin.

I wanted to uh reach out to you and holler at you about uh about uh

your girl, right?

Your girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah, she is.

Okay.

How long y'all been together?

We've been together about ten eleven years.

Wow, what's going on?

But listen, me and been hollering at each other for like last few months or whatever.

I wanted to reach out to you, you know, don't want to call you.

She wanted me to call you.

I wanted to tell you that, you know, didn't decide if she wanna start hanging with me.

Um she wants me to come over to the house and pick her stuff up.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, really?

Maybe that's what's going on.

You calling me.

She done told you to call me.

And tell me

Basically what I wanted to do, Sam would just have a man the man talk, which and just let you know.

You you you that that that's what that's what's going on right now.

Don't do it, cause right now you just talking a bunch of b what's up.

No, what I'm saying is that you know, I I'm already making room for her at my apartment.

I'm just trying to come over.

Uh listen, there ain't none of that it's whatever.

If you want to come get sh come get, but it ain't going out.

We ain't we ain't going out without a fight.

I'm not tripping.

I'm not tripping with you, and I'm not tripping with her.

But you come to my house talking about getting some out of my house, then it's going down.

Me and you me and you.

So what's up?

You coming to get her chuz I'm I'm on the road right now in these shorts, but God meets you there.

So if you come in to get her, come on with it.

Okay, okay, hold up though.

Hold up though.

Let's back up 'cause see, like I say, I'm trying to have this, you know, where then we ain't gotta have no problem.

I want to do is come in the house and get her stuff and pack it up so I can get it over to You think you just finna come into my house.

I've been with all these years.

You think you just gonna be we just gonna be peaches and cream.

You got me I'm telling you, dog.

You come to my house, it's going down.

And that's just that.

She needs to be a woman.

Why don't you bring it to me?

Why she didn't bring it to me.

You know what I'm saying?

What's up?

What's that what's w y y'all wanna be together now, or she ain't no more?

All I know is she was feeling me.

That's all I'm saying.

She was feeling me, you know.

She feeling you know, she feeling you.

I mean, do you have a problem with her legal?

'Cause that's her choice.

You know what I'm saying?

If she claims she wanna be with me, that's what she wants.

You know, I ain't knocking what nobody do.

You understand?

But what I'm trying to tell you is she telling me she wanna be with me, so I'm just trying to get you to look uh is it better for me or her to go over there while you ain't there and get her stuff?

Dog, all this didn't keep saying now I don't I I ain't got the rational out of fing thing with you.

She needs to be the one telling me all of this.

And since she can't do it and you may you a man, you know, that's what you call for a man to man.

Come get her.

That's all I'm saying.

Come get it.

Hey, hey, so Samantha, Samantha.

For real though.

Hey, say, man.

Hey, hey.

Say, man, my name is Sam, man.

I ain't gonna tell you that no more.

I already told you that when you called when you first called.

Okay, Sam.

So listen.

Okay, well hey, hey, you know what?

I ain't even finna go back and forth with you.

Hey, all this you talking, you still on this phone with all that y'all jacking.

If you wanna come get a I didn't invited you.

So if you wanna bring your f over here, come get it.

I whoop a two of them got me, but I tell you this much too.

They don't want to rock with me no more.

And like I said, send that something with you.

She ought to be warming to know what she buying the back in the background, telling you to c come tell me some.

Ain't that some man?

I'm gonna f and you come because you acting like a one too.

I'm a flap.

So what's up?

Okay, well look here, let me go and say this to you there.

Can I can I tell you what she told me?

Man, you can tell me whatever you want to tell me.

Really, I don't know what she told you, but what what's up?

I just wanna tell you, she told me to prank phone call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Sam, you all right?

I'm straight, man.

I'm straight.

Man, y'all wrong the man.

Look here, man.

Y'all ain't me ready.

Hey, I gotta hear you say one more thing.

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