Girlfriend Is Moving Out

God damn.

Yeah.

I'm hey, I'm trying to get Samantha.

Uh yeah, well this Sam, this Sam.

Sam, okay, Sam.

All right.

Hey.

Yeah.

Uh, okay, I thought it was Samantha.

Okay, it's it's Sam.

Yeah, Sam, man, what's up?

Okay, hey, uh, uh, hey, my name is Calvin.

I wanted to uh reach out to you, holler at you about uh about Tyree.

Uh uh you Tyree Tyree?

Tyree, your girl, right?

Your girlfriend?

Yeah, yeah, she is.

Okay.

How long y'all been together?

We've been together about 10 eleven years.

Well, what's going on?

But listen, me and Tyree have been hollering at each other for like the last few months or whatever.

And uh I wanted to reach out to you.

You know, Tyree don't want to call you.

She wanted me to call you.

And I wanted to uh I wanted to tell you that, you know, Tyreed and decided she wanna she wanted to start hanging with me.

Um she wants me to come over to the house and pick her stuff up.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, really?

Really, that's what's going on.

You calling me, she done told you to call me and tell me this bullshit.

Basically what I wanted to do, Sam is just have a man the man talk, which and just let you know.

You you you that that that's what that's what's going on right now.

Don't do it because right now you just talking a bunch of bullshit.

What's up?

No, what I'm saying is that you know, I I'm already making room for her at my apartment.

I'm just trying to come home.

Uh nigga, listen.

There ain't none of that it's whatever.

If you want to come get Tyreek shit, come get Tyreek shit, but it ain't going out.

We ain't we ain't going out without a fight.

Nigga, I'm not tripping.

I'm not tripping with you, and I'm not tripping with her.

But you come to my motherfucking house talking about getting something for my for my uh my house, then it's Going down.

Me and you, nigga.

Me and you.

So what's up?

You coming to get our shit?

Cause I'm I'm on the road right now in these shorts, but nigga, I'll meet you there.

So if you come in and get her shit, come on with it.

Okay, okay, hold up though.

Hold up though.

Let's back up.

Cause see, like I say, I'm trying to have this, you know, where then we ain't gotta have no problem.

All I want to do is come in the house and get her stuff and pack it up so I can get it over to me.

You think you just finna come into my motherfucking house with a w uh and get m uh my gas shit that I've been with all these years.

You think you just and it's just gonna be, we just gonna be peaches and cream.

You got me fucked up.

I'm telling you, dog, you come to my house, it's going down.

And that's just that.

She needs to be a woman.

Why don't you bring it to me?

Why she didn't bring it to me.

You know what I'm saying?

What's up?

What's that what y'all wanna be together now, or she ain't gay no more.

All I know is she was feeling me.

That's all I'm saying.

She was feeling me, you know.

She feeling you, though.

She feeling you.

I mean, do you have a problem with her legal?

Because that's her choice.

You know what I'm saying?

If she claims she wanna be with me, that's what she wants.

You know, I ain't knocking what nobody do.

You understand?

But what I'm trying to tell you is, she she she telling me she wanna be with me.

So I'm just trying to get you to live up.

Is it better for me and her to go over there while you ain't there and get her stuff?

Dog, all this shit you didn't you say now, I don't I I ain't got to rationalize a motherfucking thing with you.

She needs to be the one telling me all of this.

And since she can't do it, and you may you a man, you know, that's what you call for, man to man.

Come get her shit.

Come get her shit.

That's all I'm saying.

Come get her.

Hey, hey, Samantha, Samantha, for real though.

Hey, say, man.

Hey, hey, say, man, my name is Sam, man.

I ain't gonna tell you that shit no more.

I already told you that when you called when you first called.

Oh, oh, okay, Sam, god damn.

Okay, Sam.

So listen.

What I'm trying to do.

Oh okay, well, hey, hey, you know what?

I ain't even finna go back and forth with you.

Tyreed and chose me.

I'm finna come get her shit.

Hey, all this bullshit you talkin', you still on this on the on this phone with all that motherfucking jawjacking.

If you wanna come get us shit in this, I done invited you.

So if you wanna bring your whole ass over here, come get it.

Bitch, I'm eight and two old whole ass nigga.

I whooped eight niggas and two of them whole ass niggas got me, but I tell you this much to it, them like them them two there, they don't want to fuck with me no more.

They don't want to rock with me no more, nigga.

I'm dropping niggas.

And like I said, tell that bitch to come with you.

She ought to be warming enough what she buying the back in the background telling you to c come tell me some shit.

Ain't that some bullshit man I'm gonna slap the fuck out of her and you come because you acting like a motherfucking broad too I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.

So what's up?

Okay, well look here, let me go and say this here to you then.

Can I can I tell you what she told me?

Man, you tell me nigga whatever you want to tell me.

Really I don't give a fuck what she told you but what what's up?

I just wanna tell you she told me to prank phone call you.

This is nephew Thomas from the Steve Harvey morning show

shit

Liz, you all right?

I'm straight man I'm straight man, y'all wrong than a motherfucker man.

Look here man, y'all had me ready

I'm a real ready.

You drive 18 wheelers?

Yeah man I be in my truck every morning and I listen to y'all all the time doing these pranks man but y'all got me y'all got me this time man.

That's crazy.

I r I was really ready to go off.

I was really about to drop this girl.

Oh man I hey baby I gotta hear what I gotta hear you say one more thing.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land

show man

Oh man

There it is, 12 pranks, baby.

Uncut, uncensored, volume six.