Give the new guy your keys
6:02An HR caller tells 17-year project manager Jason to hand his key card, office, and parking space to a trainee who is the vice president's nephew. Jason refuses and threatens a fight before Tommy reveals the prank.
Transcript
143 linesReach Jason, please.
This is B. How can I help you?
Hey, Jason, this is Lyle.
I'm giving you a call out of Human Resources.
Right.
How you doing?
You're the foreman, the project guy out there?
Yes, I am.
I'm the project manager here.
How can I help you?
Listen, you've been training an individual out there, I think, for the last month or so.
Have you been training?
Yes, a great guy.
Doing great work.
Doing good.
Okay.
How's he?
Is he coming along pretty good with everything?
Oh, man, he's picking up real good, man.
He's learning to trade.
I mean, he's picking up just like a little from the pickup.
Excellent young worker.
And he's got how many more weeks of training out there?
I would say probably about another week or two before we let him, you know, put him on his arm.
Okay.
Do you think he'll handle it efficiently?
Oh, yes.
I think he'll be a great, great employee.
Okay.
You've been with the company how long?
Going on about 17 years.
Yeah, my records are telling me somewhere around 16 plus, right?
Right, almost 17.
Okay, you've been with us quite a while.
And first of all, let you know we're grateful of you, of the work that you're putting in.
Well, man, I appreciate it.
I'm handmade, man.
I appreciate the company, man.
And, you know, being here these many years, man, hey, let you know, man, I love my company.
Exactly.
Listen, we've got a few adjustments we're going to be making out there in the plant.
Now, you say ****** is going to be done in about a week or two?
Yeah, about a week or two.
Okay.
Here's what we're going to do on that particular day that he gets released,
and you definitely know he's ready for everything.
I'm going to want you to give him your key card as well as the key to your office.
The what, man?
I'm going to want you to give him your key card that gets you actually onto the property,
and you have your own parking space too, don't you?
Okay. Now, we're going to need you to give him your key card and your office key, and we'll find you another place to park. He's actually probably going to be parking in your space.
Hold it. Hold it. What do you mean? You're telling me to give him my key parking, my parking space, my key to the office.
You have your parking space, but your key card to get you onto the property, the little electrical card there, that as well as your office. He's going to actually be taking over as project manager.
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and this guy got a couple months and you're talking about what to do what to me move me
Jason this is a temporary move we're going to find something better for you no
you ain't no better this is a project man ain't nobody got that understand me this has come from
the head and I'm actually tell me who the head is I know the head people this decision actually
has come from the vice president no they ain't told me none of that it come to me first I'll
tell you what Jason this is something I'm supposed to probably not tell you but let me let me let you
because I shut the whole place up out here.
Let me explain something to you, Jason.
This young guy that you've been training,
he's actually the nephew of the vice president.
I don't give a about no nephew or no vice president, man.
Do you think I care about some president?
Tell him, tell the president I said what I said.
Him and the nephew.
Who cares about the nephew?
They ain't never told me none of this.
Okay, well, can I expect you to give your key over to him?
No, hell no.
I ain't giving nobody nothing.
Tell him to get the law to come get it.
Ain't nobody getting nothing.
I ain't leaving.
How that sound?
All I can ask you for is I need your key card and I need the key to your office.
I need you to empty out your things so we can move Victor in there and I will find you a place.
This is just a temporary slap right now.
So, you, them, ain't nobody getting a thing, okay?
I done been here.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I go out there and I pimp slap this little son of a bitch, okay?
And then I find out who his boss is or whoever the next people to be and kick his ass.
with the wrong one okay with the wrong one at this time but this ain't nobody taking nothing
you're talking about beating the vice president's nephew you're losing control here uh Jason no I
ain't losing nothing I'm gonna think control I'm gonna lose and when I kick his how that sound
and I'm gonna kick the ball the CEO all of them how that sound did that make you sound clear to
you we're trying to just give you some place to be temporarily until I find you another slot
Rats
Not how that
Sound to you
Sir, all I'm asking is
I need your key card
And I need the key
To the office
Get all your things out
So I can get Victor moved in
Within the next week
Ain't no keys, okay
All of them
I don't give a
How that sound
I don't care nothing about them
Okay
See, you're gonna make me
Somebody out here today
Okay
I'm tired of this
This ain't gonna happen to me
I'm gonna get security
To come over and walk you out
Okay
No, ain't no security
To walk me no
How that sound
I came here by myself.
Ain't nobody supposed to walk me up out of here.
Oh, you having problems moving out for the nephew?
The nephew, okay?
The nephew is not going to come in here and take...
Okay, there's another nephew that you need to be aware of.
Do you know who the other nephew is?
Hell no, I ain't never seen no other nephew.
I ain't know that wasn't nephew.
Let me tell you who the other one is.
Who the other one is?
The other one is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show, Jason.
You just got pranked.
Y'all lying with me, man?
Come on, man.
Jason
Y'all lying, right?
Hey, Jason, listen, man
Man, this ain't no Tommy, man
Y'all need to put that
Man
Man, y'all don't know how long the brother
Man, I worked my way up
Man, hey, man, I ain't mean no disrespect to y'all
Mr. Kirby, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?