Hair Salon Weave Prank

This is Lornetta.

Yeah, uh Lawnette, I'm trying to um you you the one own the D.Va Lounge, right?

Yes, sir, I do.

Okay.

I'm sorry, sir.

No one rejected her.

Right now I'm not accepting any new clients.

Hold on.

What so what what you mean you're not accepting no clients?

I don't that's the part I'm not trying to understand.

Cause my Phyllis, you know, she done called up there like two times from what she's telling me about she can't get in there uh to D.

Wa lounge that she can't get in there and get her hair done because every time she calls, they saying that you know, ain't won't nobody uh uh take her or give her an appointment.

Sir, I am the only salad at the Diva Lounge, and right now I am not accepting any clients.

I am so sorry for your aunt, but There are other swans in the area, but right now I am not accepting any new clients.

No, no, hold on, hold on, wait, wait a minute, no.

My Amy wanna she wanna come there.

That who the hell you cursing.

I'm just saying this here.

My Amy's trying to get her weave.

My Any trying to get her weave done.

Excuse me, you you just cursed me out for no apparent reason.

I just

said f that.

Because basically what I'm trying to say is I don't understand how it is you can't get my Amy hair done.

She tried to get her weave done so she can be right for church.

So I don't understand the problem.

But but the problem is your f attacking me.

How the hell are you gonna call me talking about your damn aunt wants a damn appointment, but you cursing me out?

You won't be able to get an appointment with me talking to me like that.

Now, okay, so what's okay?

Excuse me, let me talk.

Because you just cursed me out.

Now you're gonna hear what I have to say.

Chat, I'm not accepting any new clients at this time.

Now she could have called, but right now I'm not.

I'm just not accepting any new clients.

I apologize.

But there's nothing else I can do.

I work.

Them only the people you do.

You can't do so my my Any a regular worker, you can't do no.

Listen, let me tell you one damn thing.

I don't discriminate.

I don't give a damn what you drive.

You can drive a damn four pencil for all I care.

I know the tr right now, sir, my damn schedule is booked.

And I cannot take any more new clients.

There are a thousand damn swans in Montgomery that you can go to.

Find a couple of things.

Okay, let me let me let me let me say let me say this to you.

Uh uh, what's your name again?

Laurenette.

Let me tell you this right here.

I'm gonna bring my Any up there.

I'm bringing my Anyway, hey you you m you gonna shut up while I'm talking.

Hey, look, I'm gonna bring my Auntie up there.

Who the hell are you talking to?

I'm sorry, say what?

No, no, but you ain't finna just reject my Amy, she's trying to get her hand there.

Okay, hold on.

All professionalism is about to go out the door with your ass.

Now I have been trying to be professional with your ass since you just called me.

But you you insist on cursing me out, and I haven't done anything to you.

I have simply said, sir, I cannot take on any new clients.

But you insist on cursing me out.

I insist on somebody doing my ain't hair.

Somebody won't get it.

You won't get it done here.

I'm trying to see all the biggest.

How the hell are you gonna make me?

What you gonna let me do?

You're gonna do what you got to do.

Somebody gonna put somebody gonna put this weave in my ante.

I'm telling you now, I can go from zero to a hundred real quick.

I'm trying to be professional with your ass, but right now that's going out the door.

Because right now you being so disrespectful to me.

Let me say this again.

Sandy, I'm coming up there.

Somebody put my ain't weave in her g head.

Weave, sir.

I don't do weave.

I only do short hair.

That's what I specialize in.

That's my strength.

So you definitely have to find another salon.

I don't do weed.

Period.

Who the f got a hair salon don't do no weed?

Who do that?

Me.

Me.

I don't do no damn.

That don't make no damn sense.

What kind of damn hairstylist?

You just a short hairstylist.

That don't make no damn sense.

Well, that's what the f I specialize in.

As a matter of fact, I'm damn good at it.

Ask around.

If you you research me, you've already done your damn research on me.

Ask around.

Google me, m.

That's what you do.

Google me.

I'm the best at this b.

Don't call me.

Don't call me.

Let me say this to you.

Don't call for me now.

Because I'm ready for your You know what?

I'm not even gonna be sitting here going back and forth with you.

I'm gonna say this.

Sandy, I'm coming up there and somebody gonna do my ain't weed.

But bottom left.

Oh, we gonna be done for church on Sunday.

Oh, the f you think you talking to, sh you listen to me.

I'm so fing tired of your punk ass.

If you went about asking everybody about me,

know that I don't do nothing but short hair.

I don't do no we find some about that to do your damn your aunt hair.

You and your aunt can go to fing hell.

That's what you can do.

Cause I don't give a f about you.

I try to be professional with your ass, but you're stupid and you're ignorant as hell, and then your aunt can't be no better.

She gotta be crazy as hell to be f with your stupid ass.

Don't call me no d more.

Because I don't I don't pre shake you call my damn cell phone.

I don't know who to matter.

Who the hell gave me my damn number?

Because this is a damn private number.

I didn't even give me no damn bite.

Damn you saw my damn cars in my damn parking lot.

I listen, don't worry about the cars in my parking lot.

Everybody show love me.

I don't want to f like you,

you

hold on.

I'm let me you know what?

Let me just tell you this here.

Tommy one gave me your damn number and told me that if I talk to you, you would do my ain't hair.

Cool?

Tommy, Tommy the one gave Say what I don't know no, Tommy.

Yes, you do.

Yes, you do.

You know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.

You know him, don't you?

Oh God.

D nephew tummy from the Steve Harvey show.

That be me.

Miss Lawnetta, that is me.

You gotta be acting so

fucking.

Sammy and Paul told me Lawrence is real cool, but she's 25% ghetto.

I don't care about

oh my gosh.

But you know I'm gonna tell you this right here, Tommy.

You gonna get the DS because you

didn't spoke to me.

I don't know.

Listen, I'm from the hood, so I hell I would have had my my promise to come up there with my brother Rotten.

You know, all of us would have been at this show.

I I'm sorry, but my God, this has been a a crazy experience for me, but I love you and I love the show.

You know what?

I'm coming to Montgomery.

I'm gonna stop by this Diva Lounge you got over there.

We tied one in the city, so you gotta come by and city.

You gotta do this for me.

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