Nephew Tommy
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13 calls match “funeral”
A fake funeral director says Keith has been removed from his aunt's program for refusing to limit his remarks to three minutes. Keith demands other family members be removed too and threatens to disrupt the funeral before the reveal.
A caller posing as a church official tells a groom that a funeral will occur during his wedding and that the casket may have to share the bridal changing room. The furious groom threatens legal action before learning his best man arranged the prank.
A caller says a newly deceased woman needs an oversized casket and asks her niece to lend the casket already holding her aunt, effectively demanding an exhumation. The niece refuses angrily before Tommy reveals her sister Sheila's prank.
Frank from FPC calls Darwin to schedule a pre-death funeral photo so they have a nice picture for his program.
A funeral home owner calls about a tombstone with the wrong name and date, and the angry relative threatens to dig up bodies.
Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.
A funeral director calls Keith to say he's been removed from the program for his aunt's funeral because he won't stick to the three-minute time limit.
A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.
A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.
Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.
Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.
A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.
A laundry manager calls Sammy to say his employees refuse to wash his filthy underwear and he must scrub it first.