Funeral Picture Company
Frank from FPC calls Darwin to schedule a pre-death funeral photo so they have a nice picture for his program.
Nephew Tommy
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Wrong Tombstone
A funeral home owner calls about a tombstone with the wrong name and date, and the angry relative threatens to dig up bodies.
Repass Chicken Order
Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.
Removed from the Funeral Program
A funeral director calls Keith to say he's been removed from the program for his aunt's funeral because he won't stick to the three-minute time limit.
Funeral at the Club Prank
A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.
Three Bodies in One Casket Prank
A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.
My comb is in the casket
Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.
Wife already planned his funeral
Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.
Super Bowl Party Noise 2
A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.
Dirty Underwear at the Wash and Fold
A laundry manager calls Sammy to say his employees refuse to wash his filthy underwear and he must scrub it first.