Homeschool Teacher Prank

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Nikki.

This is Nikki.

How you doing, Nikki?

Uh I am I'm Mr.

Daniels.

I'm calling from the e learning department.

Hey.

All right.

Your daughter is is Jasmine, correct?

Sixth grader?

Yes, sir.

Yes, she is.

All right.

And you guys have been corresponding back and forth with Miss Cr, her teacher?

Yes.

All right.

Uh Miss Cr has brought some things to my attention.

Uh, Nikki, if you don't mind.

Who's who's actually helping Jasmine with her schoolwork?

That would be me.

All right.

So I hate to be a bearer of bad news, but let me let you know what's going on.

Is it on her computer?

No, that's not anything wrong with her computer at all.

I've spoken with Miss Cr several times about Jasmine, and we've just boiled it down to whoever's helping her with her work is just

not doing a good job.

You should not be the person that's helping her with her school work.

Okay, hold on now.

What what you mean?

I shouldn't be helping her.

That's my child.

She said I shouldn't be teaching my child.

I'm saying whoever is teaching her is not doing a good job as a teacher.

You know, and this could affect Jasmine to the point where from the looks of what I've seen and and what's been turned in, I truly don't see Jasmine going to the seventh grade.

I mean, this is this is um is there anybody else there that can help Jasmine with her work?

No, she got she got me.

What's wrong with her work?

What Miss got to say, because I just talked to her and she could have told me this.

What' what what what what's the subject?

What's the problem?

Well, it's all science reader writer.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

What's the problem?

What's what's the problem?

Give me the assignment.

Because I'm I've I've been working with her.

So what's the problem?

Well, e everything is coming back.

I think the last uh paper I looked at, she got a 45 on it.

Uh I looked at some math work.

It was uh a 62.

I mean, if you are the person that's teaching her over there, you're just not

good at that.

No, you hold on.

And you can get Miss C on the phone too, because I don't I y'all don't got my baby work.

And if she got a problem, she can come teach the child.

She can open up the schools and get 'em back.

Because my baby is a good one.

Well, there's no opening the schools at at this point right now.

There's no opening of the schools.

So we're screwing if she got a problem.

If she got a problem, then she can come teach my child.

That's what she's supposed to be doing anyway.

Okay.

But the problem is right now, you're the person that's at home teaching the child.

You're the person that's at home teaching the girl and and it's not helping.

So I don't want Jasmine to not make it to the seventh grade, but at this point, that's what it's looking like.

Well, look, if I got to teach it, then she's gonna learn it how I learn it.

Okay, with this math, this new math they got these kids doing, no.

She's gonna learn how I learn five times five, twenty-five.

She's gonna learn her contains.

Okay, but we can't learn ma'am.

You're undoing what we've taught already.

You can't take them back to the channel.

Y'all need to teach it a y'all need to teach it a better way.

I send my child to school for this.

Okay, I'm not getting paid.

I gotta cook, I gotta clean, I'm in here with these kids.

I'm being a mother for all these kids and my husband.

I don't have time for all of this.

So it it if the teacher the teacher needs to be a good one.

Well, let me say this, Miss Nikki.

Let me say this, Miss Nikki.

I don't have time for a parent not realizing that they're not a good teacher.

I don't have time for that.

Who are you, whoever you are, e-learning department, whatever, you need to come e-learn my child since I'm not doing it right.

Then y'all need to come get over here and do this mother work.

Do this work.

I child you're going to the seventh grade.

If I gotta come up there, when it when the school opened back, oh church, you will see me.

We don't have time for this.

We gotta see what's going on.

You are not a good homeschool teacher.

That's the point.

Baby, my child is going to the seventh grade.

Oh, chess.

No.

Who is your print?

Who is the present?

No.

No.

Let me talk to somebody else.

You ain't doing it.

My child is going to seventh grade.

She's gonna get this, she get this work, and y'all, y'all gonna get this work too.

I I'm not accepting uh uh 45s and 62.

Two's on papers, ma'am, and and going to let your your daughter advance to the seventh grade.

That's not okay.

You're right.

I'll I'll take it over, but y'all need to go to check.

And if she's having a No, no, no, no.

Once again, you checking it over is the problem.

You're the problem.

If she got a problem, what she got a most teacher for?

What she got a teacher for?

Let the teacher check the work.

What's the difference?

Let the teacher check the work.

And you well, hold on.

What's your name again?

You talking to me?

My name is Mr.

D.

Okay.

I'm from the e-learning now.

Okay, I don't give a damn for E learning.

You need a moment.

I don't care what it is.

I don't care about this current class with me.

You get off this phone.

I'm calling her f so right immediately.

So she could tell me all this stuff.

You got to tell me.

She don't gotta hide behind you.

She can call me directly.

So thank you, Mr.

Daniel.

Let this f know.

Oh, it's about to go down.

I don't even dare.

I don't care no more.

This school, if y'all got an issue with the way I'm teaching, take the kids back.

Come teach in the front yard.

I'll open up my door.

You can talk teach my child from outside.

You got a problem with it.

But that's from right now, I'm all she got.

I'm what she got.

I'm the teacher, she's gonna learn it the way I'm teaching her.

If y'all got a problem, y'all got a problem.

But she going to the seventh grade.

Oh, best believe.

My baby going to the seventh grade.

Okay, then then then maybe maybe I just maybe I need to talk to Brian, your husband.

Maybe I need to talk to Brian.

You can talk to me.

You can talk to me.

You don't need to talk to him.

You can talk to me.

I speak for both of us.

So not talk to me.

And what's the case?

Okay, well, I I just I spoke with Brian a couple days ago.

So?

He didn't say nothing to me.

So and Brian at work.

Okay, but but you know what what Brian said about this?

Said what he didn't tell me nothing.

What?

Brian told me to call you.

He told me to prank phone call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Arvin Morning Show.

Nikki, you just got pranked by your husband Brian.

Oh my God.

These kids been driving me up the wall.

I

hope you don't understand this stuff.

These kids driving me crazy.

Nikki, you already.

Man, look, coronavirus gonna have to see me after it is just too much.

I decided drinking.

Oh Lord, come get these kids.

Tell me one more thing, baby.

It's 2020.

Tell me what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

It's the Steve Harvey morning show.