Is My Wife's Lingerie a Problem?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren.

Yeah, what's up?

Hey Darren, man.

What's going on, bro?

This uh uh my name is Chris, man.

I work with um I work with your wife, Sharon.

I think I I think I may have seen you at one of the um one of the gatherings before, man, like a uh happy hour we had after work or something.

I I don't know if you remember me or not.

No, I don't remember you.

Okay.

Okay, okay, cool.

Hey, listen, man, I know Sharon's birthday is coming up.

So I wanted to uh if you didn't mind, I hope you don't mind me calling.

I wanted to reach out and see if you were uh, you know, what you were getting her for a birthday.

I uh we I wanted to make sure, you know, we were gonna pitch in and get us something at the job.

We wanna make sure, you know, we didn't get, you know, you know, what you may have be uh gonna get her.

You know what I'm saying?

Kind of like something like a grab bag or something like that.

Uh no, I wasn't gonna hit it with no grab bag.

I was just, you know, like I said, we was gonna get something.

We know we haven't really put our put our.

uh uh uh all the thoughts to it or what we was gonna get yet I want I personally want to see what you was getting that way we don't you know dokay well she likes money man you can you know uh give her some give her some cash or you know Starbucks card or uh something for McDonald's something you know it don't have to be too big she she she don't uh you don't have to you

know she she's not that materialistic okay okay well let me let me let me let me let me ask you this though D uh do you uh know what her size is do I know what her size is yeah like clothing you know do you know what size she wears uh

yeah I know what size she's my she's my wife man what what I think this is kind of like get I'm getting a little bit uncomfortable with this man what

do you do you think uh you know I don't mean to make you uncomfortable brother let me ask you this here do you do you think she she'll like uh do she like stuff from Victoria's secret?

Whoa hold up man stop right there the f you talking about well no I was I like I say I was what what you hey what's your name again man my name Chris like I like I said earlier my name Chris how long how long you been with the company uh I only been there six months you know but like I said I think I saw you at one of the happy hours I I saw maybe

you just don't remember who I am though no no no man but you way out of line talking this sh about a size and I I'm not comfortable with this at all man you know okay you way out you way out of line right but what but see what you didn't answer my question was was do you think she liked Victoria's secret I ain't gonna answer your question what the f you talking about okay okay what's

what's what's but what the language brother what's what's wrong we brothers you know we ain't we we ain't no brothers you a fool what do you get off asking me about my White clothes and

okay.

Okay, all right.

I don't know if you want to talk with her to go.

Okay, what?

Uh all I'm saying is do you think she gonna like the Victoria's Secret?

I don't give a Hey man, shut the f up with that.

Do you know how long we've been together?

I know this woman since high school.

Don't come to me with that.

Okay.

So I was just trying to get a uh What what what what time do you guys get off?

I'm coming off.

I'll leave a I'll leave I'll leave the office at 5 30, but I was gonna leave early.

I'll be right.

I hey, we can talk about this face to face.

Hey, hey, listen.

I'm trying to get listen what?

I'm trying to get Cher a pantyum bra set, man.

Okay.

Hey, you ain't buying my wife's sh and she wouldn't even accept it anyway.

Okay.

Hey man, how how how you get this number?

How you get this number?

I know she didn't give you this.

Let me tell you how there.

I got it from your wife Sharon, because guess who I am?

I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin show.

Sharon got me the prank phone call you.

What?

There.

This is nephew Tommy, brother.

Man, this is some bull.

This is some real b this is some straight up bull sh.

Hey man, you ain't right, man.

You know, you need to stop f with people.

You know, because you might get you might somebody might be waiting for you after work one day, man.

That's totally wrong.

You ever heard of karma?

I heard a karma.

Somebody gonna play a prank on your one day.

Your uncle is right.

Somebody's gonna whoop your ass.

It's just a matter of time.