We're Repossessing the Pews

I'm in the right.

This right here is the home run hitter.

I managed to do it.

I'm knocking thumb baddy the fuck out.

You understand what a van.

I understand now.

But I got it.

Buckle up, hold on tight.

We call this stutterman.

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Hello.

Hello, this this d this letter from uh uh uh uh this guy

party rentals.

Jason now.

What's up?

You you you you you you they got you down as a secondary car case.

What's up, Doc?

Ain't no ain't nobody playing.

You you got uh uh uh your sister named

Janice if she got uh she got some party stuff she rent.

I'm trying to make sure she uh uh uh Hey, hey, but look, if nigga if you you try to make fun of me, dog, I'll come down and whoop your ass.

I I ain't playing, right?

I don't I'll be calling for for messing with me, nigga.

I ain't got t time time for that.

Ain't nobody m m m m mess with you.

I'm trying to make sure y'all get the order.

Did y'all order t uh tables, t chairs, the uh m m margarita machine and uh st

tablecloth, and then I got w one one uh two two tenths, two tenths on on on on here.

Okay, so so

I just wanna go over the order with you.

D uh uh I got eight eight

tables.

Yeah, yeah, that's that's right.

Okay, now uh

ho hold up.

What's your name?

My name

Leonard.

And I'm with uh uh

party rentals.

I'm trying to make sure that we we trying to confirm the order.

I I I s I I swear for Lord, I'm gonna come I'm gonna come I'ma come down now.

I'm I I'm whooping your ass.

I'm just I'm just I'm d I'm just letting you know.

No no don't don't cut me off, dog.

Now that I got that on the table, now go

go ahead with the order.

Now yeah, we we order the tables and and the chairs.

So go to the water.

She got uh she got eight

per table.

Eight chairs t to to go with each table.

Okay, so that's sixty sixty four.

Wait ho ho hold up.

I think she she she got the order paper right here.

Well let me see right quick.

Uh all right, you say eight eight eight eight tables.

Right.

One

two

yeah yeah

okay now I got I got a m mm mm mm mm mm m margarita m machine

how many was y'all supposed to get

for the for for the m m m m m m mar Margarita m machine we got

two dad your your your who where's the man?

Let's see two

Margaret machine.

Like keep keep keep keep going.

Now y'all got uh uh uh table clause too right y y yeah yeah oh the the table clause on i on every ch uh table yeah okay now y'all got t tenths so uh uh uh how many to tenths it's supposed to be

uh

I don't I don't know it it it just eight it just eight tenths on here uh how how how how m min many tents y'all y'all know n no no normally go with.

Probably with the with with this many t tables you're gonna need about uh at least uh

you're gonna need about at least three tenths.

You want me to put it down for for three?

No, shit, put put put it put it down for two, man.

Cause 'cause uh shit.

I already know these these these these b boop bougie ass women in my my my family I all of them ain't gonna gonna be outside no way.

Okay, this uh two to put two down put two down now.

Two tenths.

Okay, cool.

Now I got eight tables, I got si six four chairs, t two margarita machines, uh uh d tablecloths on uh on on all of and it two tents, right?

Now d the drop off gonna be fried, Friday.

Yeah.

Okay, so s somebody gonna be there?

Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna be here.

Shit, like I I got laid laid off and shit.

I ain't got nothing nothing else to do.

I'll be right here.

Okay, cool.

Let's see.

Uh

Jason, I'm gonna need the full address from you.

Uh uh.

I alright.

Uh sh shit.

Yeah, yeah, y'all y'all y'all ain't got that.

Let me look and see.

Yeah, we got it.

Okay.

One more thing that go

that I ain't told you.

What nigga we we what we didn't cut covered everything on the list, man.

Okay, but

one thing I ain't told you.

What w w what, nigga?

Come on.

This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show, your sister Jan has got me to fight.

Got me the fright but

look at this thing.

This shit ain't funny, nigga.

I I'm a woo woo woo woop you your ass.

I'm a woo woo boop boop boop.

Say say say say, man.

Hey man.

Fuck you, Tummy.

Hey, hey, you I gotta ask you, man.

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

Steve Harvey and and nephew Tommy.

Come and take the pews out to church.

So I'm so sorry, Pastor, but that's gonna happen.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

We gonna repo these pews.

Alright.

Pastor if you w what?

What?

What?

Okay.

You can get pranked pastor.

It can happen to you.

All you passes are rolling around this morning.

Yes, you can get it.

It can happen to you.

And there you have it.

Repo the pew.

Play three.

Pastor got a little tight, didn't he?

Flex it a little bit.

Rightfully so, right.

Still a man.

He's still a man.

Man, them pastors ain't scared.

Run up on the wrong one, see what hell you're gonna get help with.

Whoop your butt and pray for you later.

You better be careful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

That's that's it.

That's the prank.