KKK Scholarship
8:41A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.
Transcript
161 linesYes, ma'am, but like I say, it's a full ride, you know, and he's gonna be able to get a great I don't give a f about no full ride.
And that's why you bought another plantation and won't label relations.
Oh hell no.
This is the per see what's going on is the clue club clan won't want to get a better image of themselves.
And what we're gonna do is we like to get this no, you know what?
This is all the way around.
How the hell you wanna call me and woman?
You want to think of me and my son and put us up and say what the hell you gonna do?
Hell no, I'm not going back up.
We're gonna talk too long to be involved.
How the hell you get my number.
We have your number on file, man.
They have a number for all I might need you to lose that.
Okay, can I can you hear me out?
We're going to give Devin the best of the best here at your university.
I guarantee you.
Yeah.
I don't care you ain't got the best.
You don't know about uh Triple K and that's the who the hell do you think you calling me for talking about my you don't support my son.
We would come down to his graduation the grand dragon would actually give him the school scholarship on stage there at his high school.
I wish you would roll up in high school at his high school with the grand dragon because this little woman right here won't have all of y'all I put y'all all on by
you want to I'll be a blaze you up with that.
Okay ma'am are you realizing what you're doing here we're talking about
you're doing I'm trying to offer you a full scholarship for your son I don't care about your scholarship for my son.
My son ain't going to be involved with none of y'all at all.
I'm so y'all y'all roll me up wrong.
You know what?
I don't really want to talk at all I'm just high this discount that you wouldn't even consider to call me.
What mother you're gonna call what over bless him you're actually the first one on the list ma'am I don't I don't want to be first one.
I don't even just burn the list.
All right um well there's another bit of information I'd like to give you if you don't mind before I go what I just want to say this cannon this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your son he got me the breakfast
Hey, I'm trying to reach Brad.
Yo, this black, what's up?
Hey, what's going on, Brad?
Hey, this Kenny, man.
What's going on with you?
Who?
Kenny.
Uh, uh, you know, I I know you through uh through Scotty.
Oh, oh, that's my brother Rick Potting.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, you ought to know me through Scotty, man.
I'd have hung out with y'all a few times.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, what what's what's good with you?
Oh man, first and foremost, man, happy holidays to you, brother.
Appreciate it, man.
Lifewise as up, my man.
Yeah, yeah.
You hustling around, you out there getting it?
Man, you know, I'm just chilling, man.
Get through the season.
You know how it is.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Yeah.
Hey, what you was again, though?
Kenny, man.
Kenny.
Kenny, okay.
I'm getting I'm trying.
I used to I gotta put a face with it, dog.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, just a limit, like, oh, right, right, right, right.
I I used to work with Scotty, man, but even after, you know, I I left that job over there, we still we were still kind of hanging together, me and him and your brother Rick, man, every night, and then you come out.
You you know you know me as soon as you see me.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I'm yeah, I'm struggling with that one, bro.
But yeah.
Okay, well, hey, hey, uh, man, I'm really actually calling you, man.
Uh I try to do something big for Christmas, you know.
And uh I wanted to reach out to you, man, and and and see if you would be down for uh for doing some doing a couple of things, man.
Oh, okay.
What you talking about?
Uh the little hookup thing I had, uh TVs or baby?
I used to do the TVs I don't I don't do it no more though, dog.
If that's what you're calling about, man.
I'm I'm out the business, man.
My man doing a solid three on that man.
I'm I'm done with that dude.
I'm I'm stripping legit, dude.
Okay, no, it ain't got nothing to do with no TVs.
No.
Okay, you oh you okay you used to have the hookup on the TV.
You think that's why I'm calling?
Yeah, that's why I thought you was calling about what's up.
Oh, okay, man.
Here was up, man.
I wanted to do something special.
Christmas man, and you know, I thought about it, thought about it, man, trying to get my courage up to ask you, dog.
Uh, you know, it seemed like we always had a good vibe every time we uh we got together, you know, everybody was kind of real cool.
Me and you, I know you don't remember, man.
We played, you know, we played heads up dominoes with each other, man.
It was you know, I think we hit it all pretty good.
Okay.
So what I wanted to do, man, what what you doing for Christmas?
Uh yeah, I don't know, JJ Clair.
I don't really know, just yeah.
What what what's up?
Man, I I I I know it's gonna sound kind of crazy, man, but uh, you know, I've been thinking about it a long time.
Hey man, we we were you uh on Christmas Day, man, we we were you marrying me.
Marry me.
It's just Kenny, man.
It's Kenny, man.
Like I said, I used to run with Rick now, man.
That's how I know you I know I know Rick your brother, but yeah, I that's how I used to see you, man, with with with I know it's kinda kinda strange or whatever, but you know, I've been wanting to What the f did you just hike me, dude?
I hope you say it comes carry you somewhere.
I don't like you and say what I thought you said.
No, I I I thought I'd I'm asking you ask me for your hand in marriage, man.
I would give you my hand, I guarantee it won't be a f matter.
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm I'm I'm just I'm a little disappointed, though.
I I thought you'd have been excited about it.
I've been excited about keeping no that's about it.
What up I tell you what, bruh.
I don't remember who you are, but if you show yourself, I'm gonna marry the pavement.
First they believe that what
we the f we hang out together.
And what make you think you can ask me to like that?
Tell me what the hell you saw in me so I can change that to make you feel like you can ask a grown heterosexual man to marry me.
Hey man, I mean, you know, all over the country, man, people people get married, dude.
So I mean it's not a it shouldn't be a big surprise, you know.
You don't ask what I want a certain cologne that f you up, let me know it is.
I mean, I don't know what kind of vibes you was getting from me.
Believe me, I will not get my feet done again.
No, yeah, but that's a
bruh.
If another man wanna marry another rusty man, I'm okay with that.
If two pretty chicks or two ugly chicks wanna get married, I'm cool with that.
But what if the hell happened to make your f wanna ask me to like that?
Why the f can we hang out?
And how in the hell that you did my
hey man, hey dog, you you getting all excited, man.
You need to calm down a little bit, man.
I'm just I'm just trying to I'm just trying to talk to you.
You know what?
I'm calling my brother and I'ma ask this if he knows your f so we come see your f and I'm gonna knock you the f out.
What's your whole name?
Come on, how the hell you gonna call, Brad, please, Brad, please, come on, man.
Just think twice.
You don't know me.
Well, you think twice about marrying me?
What the I don't call my no more.
So this is what I wanted for Christmas, man.
I wanted this for Christmas.
Best time you can get for me is mad Christmas.
That's it.
Give me no number.
Let me call my brother, ask him who you are, so we come over there and dance me and so this is
too irate, man.
I uh we don't get my way.
You call a pro heterosexual man and ask him to marry you?
What the f You expect Hey, hey, hey, I thought it was all right to call you, man.
I thought it I thought you would be more open minded.
What the f man is to the following call me.
What is wrong with you?
So you, Brad, will not take my lovely way to hand and and and marriage to love.
Come on, don't show all your legs, your nothing and lip something wrong with you, bro.
Just what is your name and what's your number?
That's all I need from the That's it.