Cut From the Team
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
Nephew Tommy
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10 calls match “football”
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.
A father calls another parent claiming his son will take her son's quarterback position, accusing her of sleeping with the coach.
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.
A caller posing as a high-school coach tries to talk a father into bringing his son over to tour another campus, then makes it clear he wants the man's wife as part of the deal.
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.
Brother Springwater tells Wilson Campbell that friends paid for a baptismal pool on a truck to dunk him in his driveway. Wilson threatens to drown the whole congregation, then learns his boy Mason paid for the prank.
Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.
A pop-up pedicure service calls a woman saying her husband booked it because her feet look bad; she fiercely defends her feet.