Lesbian Lover

Yeah.

Hey, I'm trying to get Samantha.

Uh yeah, well, this Sam, this Sam.

Sam, okay, Sam.

All right.

Hey.

Yeah.

Uh, okay, I thought it was Samantha.

Okay, it's it's the Sam.

Yeah, Sam, man, what's up?

Okay, hey, uh, uh, hey, my name is Calvin.

I wanted to uh reach out to you, holler at you about uh about Tyree.

Uh uh you Tyree Tyree.

Tyree, your girl, right?

Your girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah, she is.

Okay.

How long y'all been together?

We've been together about ten eleven years.

Why what's going on?

Well, listen, me and Tyree have been hollering at each other for like the last few months or whatever.

And uh I wanted to reach out to you.

You know, Tyree don't want to call you, she wanted me to call you.

And I wanted to uh I wanted to tell you that, you know, Tyreed and decided she wanna she wanted to start hanging with me.

Um she wants me to come over to the house and pick her stuff up.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, really?

Really, that's what's going on.

You calling me, she done told you to call me and tell me this bullshit.

Basically, what I wanted to do, Sam and just have a man the man talk with you and just let you know.

You you you that that that's what that's what's going on right now.

Don't do it.

Because right now you just talking a bunch of bullshit.

What's up?

No, what I'm saying is that you know, I I'm already making room for her at my apartment.

I'm just trying to come home.

Uh nigga, listen, there ain't none of that.

It's whatever.

If you want to come get Tyreek shit, come get Tyreek shit, but it ain't going out.

We ain't we ain't going out without a fight.

Nigga, I'm not tripping.

I'm not tripping with you, and I'm not tripping with her.

But you come to my motherfucking house talking about getting something from my from my out of her house, then it's going down.

Me and you, nigga.

Me and you.

So what's up?

You coming to get her shit?

Cause I'm I'm on the road right now in these shorts, but nigga, I'll meet you there.

So if you come in and get her shit, come on with it.

Okay, okay, hold up though.

Hold up though.

Let's back up.

Because see, like I say, I'm trying to have a list, you know, where then we ain't gotta have no problem.

I want to do is come in the house and get her stuff and pack it up so I can get it over to my house.

Nigga, you think you just finna come into my motherfucking house with a w uh and get uh my gas shit that I've been with all these years.

You think you just and it's just gonna be, we just gonna be peaches and cream.

You got me fucked up.

I'm telling you, dog, you come to my house, it's going down.

And that's just that.

She needs to be a woman.

Why don't you bring it to me?

Why she didn't bring it to me.

You know what I'm saying?

What's up?

What's that what y'all want to be together now, or she ain't gay no more?

All I know is she was feeling me.

That's all I'm saying.

She was feeling me, you know.

She feeling you, though.

She's feeling you.

I mean, do you have a problem with her legal?

Because that's her choice.

You know what I'm saying?

If she claims she wanna be with me, that's what she wants.

You know, I ain't knocking what nobody do.

You understand?

But what I'm trying to tell you is she she she telling me she wanna be with me, so I'm just trying to get you to look up.

Is it better for me or her to go over there while you ain't there and get her stuff?

Dog, all this shit you didn't you say now, I don't I I ain't got to rationalize a motherfucking thing with you.

She needs to be the one telling me all of this and since she can't do it and you man, you a man, you know, that what you call for a man the man, come get her shit.

Come get her shit.

That's all I'm saying.

Come get her.

Hey, hey, Samantha, Samantha.

For real though.

Hey, say man.

Hey, hey.

Say man, my name is Sam, man.

I ain't gonna tell you that shit no more.

I already told you that when you called when you first called

oh okay Sam.

God damn.

Okay, Sam, so listen.

Well I'm just here.

Oh okay, well hey you know what?

I ain't even finna go back and forth with you.

Ty reading chose me.

I'm finna come get her shit.

Hey all this bullshit you talkin' you still on this on the on this phone with all that motherfucking jawjacking.

If you wanna come get her shit nigga I done invited you.

So if you wanna bring your whole ass over here, come get it.

Bitch I'm aiding two old whole ass nigga.

I whooped eight niggas and two of them ass niggas got me but I tell you this much to it them like them them two there.

They don't want to fuck with me no more.

They don't want to rock with me no more nigga I'm dropping niggas.

And like I said, tell that bitch to come with you.

She ought to be warming enough what she buying the back in the background telling you to c come tell me some shit.

Ain't that some bullshit man I'm gonna slap the fuck out of her and you come because you acting like a motherfucking broad too I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.

So what's up?

Okay well look here let me go and say this here to you then can I can I tell you what she told me man you tell me nigga whatever you want to tell me really I don't give a fuck what she told you but what what's up?

I just want to tell you she told me to prank phone call you this is nephew Thomas from the Steve Harvey Morning Show

shit.

Oh man this came Liz

Sam, you alright?

I'm straight man, I'm straight man y'all wrong than a motherfucker man.

Look here man, y'all had me ready

I'm out here ready.

You drive 18 wheeler?

Yeah, man.

I be in my truck every morning and I listen to y'all all the time doing these pranks, man.

But y'all got me.

Y'all got me this time, man.

That's crazy.

I was really ready to go off.

I was really about to drop this girl.

Oh, man.

I hey, baby.

I gotta hear what I gotta hear you say one more thing.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

It's Steve Harvey show, man.

Oh man.

There it is.

12 pranks, baby.

Uncut, uncensored, volume six.

It is me, the nephew.

I hope you enjoyed yourself.

I hope you enjoy all of my prank phone calls.

And I want to say much love and I thank you for purchasing my product.

It's me, Thomas My, aka nephew Tommy.

And uh y'all just hold on tight.

Won't be long.

Volume seven will be around the corner.

Much love to you.