Make-A-Wish Nude Wife
6:40A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
Transcript
116 linesI I got your uh your number.
You you with the uh over the church, you with the make a wish ministry?
Yes I am.
I'ma help you.
Well listen I'm I'm I'm actually uh
I'm I'm I'm terminally ill brother brother Terrence and uh I I I don't you know a as far as what the doctors tell me it i it could be six months or uh or another year but I know uh my time here is is is definitely limited, you know.
Well I'm sorry to hear that but we definitely here to help you out with whatever you need or whatever we can help you with.
So what can we do for you?
Well you know I I I I truly believe that sometimes people have uh you know I seen one of them old movies they got where they got a bucket list or whatever they call it.
You know if people trying to do things before they leave here.
I I guess I just sitting around trying to figure out what I could do and what I wanted to do before I I I left this world and went on to what he asked for me next.
I y you know I I don't believe in in doing anything unless uh it's preyed on first.
Oh yeah uh if if if you don't mind maybe you can uh you know before I even tell you my wish we we pray that the wish will come true.
You you you you do you mind doing anything like that?
Oh no I don't mind praying that's what we're here for.
Uh bow your head with yes yes yes sir.
Is your head bow?
Yes sir.
Yes sir it is.
Father God We come to you in the omelest way we know how.
Lord, we ask you to touch this young man in every which way he hurt.
And then we ask you to deliver him for whatever is going on with him.
And let him know that we the church is here to help him with whatever his needs is in his last days.
In Jesus' name I pray.
Say amen with me.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
That's gonna do it.
Amen.
Amen.
Now you a member of the church here of New York.
Well, I I I I I was a member, I I still consider myself a member.
It's just been quite some time, probably over a year and a half, two years since I've been able to come, you know, due to my my illness.
But uh uh definitely I was a member there.
Well, that's all right.
We're not worried about all that.
We just here to take care of your last and final wish.
That's what our ministry is for.
You know, we helps people with with with anything they they need, you know, like uh what what what are all I mean when when people call and want things, what all of you you all what all of y'all helped them with?
Well, we've uh helped them with the rent, uh take them to the store, uh help them with a utility bill, come out and cut the grass, anything like that that they just can't do.
Take them to the doctor's appointment, anything we'd like to help them with, we do exactly that.
Okay, well, I I I I pretty much got those things taken care of.
I I think what I'd like to do between you and and and myself, brother Chandler, I've never told anyone that what I'm about to tell you.
Uh I I've I've never been with a with with a woman before.
Uh huh.
I I've I've I've I'm you know, I'm 38, but I've never been with a woman.
Well, uh I I guess that might be a blessing.
You might you might be pure.
That's a good thing.
Well, you know, but sometimes you know, I I I guess before I leave, I I guess that's a desire that I have.
And and and and uh what I wanted to ask you was there is a lady there at church.
Uh-huh.
And before I leave, I I I think that's the woman that I would actually like to to to be with.
Well, I don't know if make a wish ministry can uh support that kind of stuff, but uh go ahead, let me hear.
Okay, the the the lady that I'm I'm actually interested in ac actually uh uh uh she works at the church too.
Oh really?
Well now she she's kind of a tall one, she's about five nine.
And she's probably about a size eight, uh beautiful long legs, man, and and and and sandy type of hair, sandy color for sandy brown, man, and I mean she look like Caramel.
Hold on a minute.
What what's her name?
Uh I said her name Linda.
Now hold on, that's my wife.
What you mean?
Go ahead, say wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, Linda's your wife?
Yeah, that's my wife.
You sorry
what do you mean?
Well well.
Listen, y'all are a ministry.
Now now if y'all supposed to be taking care of people on make a wish and and taking care of what they want before they leave this world, if that's my wish, what is the problem?
Listen here, you done crossed every line there was about this man, so I don't give a damn about it no more.
You talking about sleeping with my f wife.
If I see you, I'ma do something to you.
They ain't gonna even be able to recognize you.
So what the f you talking about messing with my wife, son of a I'll call Miss Linda myself and see if she don't have a problem with helping me make my wish come true.
Oh, right here and call and you won't call no f nobody else.
That'll be the last call you make.
I thought y'all were here to relieve people so they can enjoy themselves before they leave this world.
You talking about sleeping with my wife.
Are you crazy?
But but if I'm finna leave here, ain't nobody gonna know but you and her.
I don't care if you die.
I don't care.
You ain't sleeping with my wife and you fool with her, you probably gonna go ahead and die quicker than you need to.
I thought this was a ministry.
I don't know, you over there telling me about that.
Y'all supposed to be a ministry that helps people before they leave it.
We ain't talking about messing with my wife.
Ain't nobody gonna even know I've been with your wife once I'm gone.
It ain't gonna be but the two of y'all.
At least you would have helped me before I left.
No, I can't help you with nothing.
Now let me tell you something.
I'm not the preacher, I'm not the pastor, I'm not the deacon, I'm not none of them.
But if you mess with my wife, you're gonna know who I am.
I'm gonna be the undertaker.
Did you understand?
I hear what you say, but I got one more thing I need to tell you about who I am.
You ask it, you ignorant.
Go ahead.
Let me hear.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey More show.
Your wife Linda, y'all need a race.
No, y'all ain't gonna need a play.
You roll off.
Y'all ain't recording this is you.
Man, it's recorded every last bit.
Lord have mercy.
Oh God.
I got one more thing to ask.
What is the baddest, and I mean the bad radio show in the land.
Dave Harvin Morning Show.
Come on.
You got one more time to call.