Make-A-Wish Nude Wife

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A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.

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Speaker 1

I I got your uh your number.

Speaker 1

You you with the uh over the church, you with the make a wish ministry?

Speaker 2

Yes I am.

Speaker 2

I'ma help you.

Speaker 1

Well listen I'm I'm I'm actually uh

Speaker 1

I'm I'm I'm terminally ill brother brother Terrence and uh I I I don't you know a as far as what the doctors tell me it i it could be six months or uh or another year but I know uh my time here is is is definitely limited, you know.

Speaker 2

Well I'm sorry to hear that but we definitely here to help you out with whatever you need or whatever we can help you with.

Speaker 2

So what can we do for you?

Speaker 1

Well you know I I I I truly believe that sometimes people have uh you know I seen one of them old movies they got where they got a bucket list or whatever they call it.

Speaker 1

You know if people trying to do things before they leave here.

Speaker 1

I I guess I just sitting around trying to figure out what I could do and what I wanted to do before I I I left this world and went on to what he asked for me next.

Speaker 1

I y you know I I don't believe in in doing anything unless uh it's preyed on first.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah uh if if if you don't mind maybe you can uh you know before I even tell you my wish we we pray that the wish will come true.

Speaker 1

You you you you do you mind doing anything like that?

Speaker 2

Oh no I don't mind praying that's what we're here for.

Speaker 2

Uh bow your head with yes yes yes sir.

Speaker 2

Is your head bow?

Speaker 1

Yes sir.

Speaker 1

Yes sir it is.

Speaker 2

Father God We come to you in the omelest way we know how.

Speaker 2

Lord, we ask you to touch this young man in every which way he hurt.

Speaker 2

And then we ask you to deliver him for whatever is going on with him.

Speaker 2

And let him know that we the church is here to help him with whatever his needs is in his last days.

Speaker 2

In Jesus' name I pray.

Speaker 2

Say amen with me.

Amen.

Speaker 1

Amen.

Speaker 1

Amen.

Speaker 2

That's gonna do it.

Speaker 1

Amen.

Speaker 1

Amen.

Speaker 2

Now you a member of the church here of New York.

Speaker 1

Well, I I I I I was a member, I I still consider myself a member.

Speaker 1

It's just been quite some time, probably over a year and a half, two years since I've been able to come, you know, due to my my illness.

Speaker 1

But uh uh definitely I was a member there.

Speaker 2

Well, that's all right.

Speaker 2

We're not worried about all that.

Speaker 2

We just here to take care of your last and final wish.

Speaker 2

That's what our ministry is for.

Speaker 1

You know, we helps people with with with anything they they need, you know, like uh what what what are all I mean when when people call and want things, what all of you you all what all of y'all helped them with?

Speaker 2

Well, we've uh helped them with the rent, uh take them to the store, uh help them with a utility bill, come out and cut the grass, anything like that that they just can't do.

Speaker 2

Take them to the doctor's appointment, anything we'd like to help them with, we do exactly that.

Speaker 1

Okay, well, I I I I pretty much got those things taken care of.

Speaker 1

I I think what I'd like to do between you and and and myself, brother Chandler, I've never told anyone that what I'm about to tell you.

Speaker 1

Uh I I've I've never been with a with with a woman before.

Speaker 2

Uh huh.

Speaker 1

I I've I've I've I'm you know, I'm 38, but I've never been with a woman.

Speaker 2

Well, uh I I guess that might be a blessing.

Speaker 2

You might you might be pure.

Speaker 2

That's a good thing.

Speaker 1

Well, you know, but sometimes you know, I I I guess before I leave, I I guess that's a desire that I have.

Speaker 1

And and and and uh what I wanted to ask you was there is a lady there at church.

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1

And before I leave, I I I think that's the woman that I would actually like to to to be with.

Speaker 2

Well, I don't know if make a wish ministry can uh support that kind of stuff, but uh go ahead, let me hear.

Speaker 1

Okay, the the the lady that I'm I'm actually interested in ac actually uh uh uh she works at the church too.

Speaker 2

Oh really?

Speaker 1

Well now she she's kind of a tall one, she's about five nine.

Speaker 1

And she's probably about a size eight, uh beautiful long legs, man, and and and and sandy type of hair, sandy color for sandy brown, man, and I mean she look like Caramel.

Speaker 2

Hold on a minute.

Speaker 2

What what's her name?

Speaker 1

Uh I said her name Linda.

Speaker 2

Now hold on, that's my wife.

Speaker 2

What you mean?

Speaker 1

Go ahead, say wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1

Wait, Linda's your wife?

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's my wife.

Speaker 2

You sorry

Speaker 2

what do you mean?

Speaker 2

Well well.

Speaker 1

Listen, y'all are a ministry.

Speaker 1

Now now if y'all supposed to be taking care of people on make a wish and and taking care of what they want before they leave this world, if that's my wish, what is the problem?

Speaker 2

Listen here, you done crossed every line there was about this man, so I don't give a damn about it no more.

Speaker 2

You talking about sleeping with my f wife.

Speaker 2

If I see you, I'ma do something to you.

Speaker 2

They ain't gonna even be able to recognize you.

Speaker 1

So what the f you talking about messing with my wife, son of a I'll call Miss Linda myself and see if she don't have a problem with helping me make my wish come true.

Speaker 2

Oh, right here and call and you won't call no f nobody else.

Speaker 2

That'll be the last call you make.

Speaker 1

I thought y'all were here to relieve people so they can enjoy themselves before they leave this world.

Speaker 2

You talking about sleeping with my wife.

Speaker 2

Are you crazy?

Speaker 1

But but if I'm finna leave here, ain't nobody gonna know but you and her.

Speaker 2

I don't care if you die.

Speaker 2

I don't care.

Speaker 2

You ain't sleeping with my wife and you fool with her, you probably gonna go ahead and die quicker than you need to.

Speaker 1

I thought this was a ministry.

Speaker 1

I don't know, you over there telling me about that.

Speaker 1

Y'all supposed to be a ministry that helps people before they leave it.

Speaker 2

We ain't talking about messing with my wife.

Speaker 1

Ain't nobody gonna even know I've been with your wife once I'm gone.

Speaker 1

It ain't gonna be but the two of y'all.

Speaker 1

At least you would have helped me before I left.

Speaker 2

No, I can't help you with nothing.

Speaker 2

Now let me tell you something.

Speaker 2

I'm not the preacher, I'm not the pastor, I'm not the deacon, I'm not none of them.

Speaker 2

But if you mess with my wife, you're gonna know who I am.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna be the undertaker.

Speaker 2

Did you understand?

Speaker 1

I hear what you say, but I got one more thing I need to tell you about who I am.

Speaker 2

You ask it, you ignorant.

Speaker 2

Go ahead.

Speaker 2

Let me hear.

Speaker 1

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey More show.

Speaker 1

Your wife Linda, y'all need a race.

Speaker 2

No, y'all ain't gonna need a play.

Speaker 2

You roll off.

Speaker 2

Y'all ain't recording this is you.

Speaker 1

Man, it's recorded every last bit.

Speaker 2

Lord have mercy.

Speaker 1

Oh God.

Speaker 1

I got one more thing to ask.

Speaker 1

What is the baddest, and I mean the bad radio show in the land.

Speaker 2

Dave Harvin Morning Show.

Speaker 3

Come on.

Speaker 3

You got one more time to call.