Usher Told to Change Her Attitude
A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.
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Church Meeting Takeover
A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.
New Director
A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.
Love Deposit
A man calls a woman from a dating site asking for a $250 'love deposit' via Cash App before meeting, leading to rejection.
Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal
Waiter Roderick calls Kenny from a seafood house to complain about a five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar check. Kenny denies it, promises a shoe-tip in the parking lot, and learns his boy Richard set the call during a Christmas-party meeting.
Braids at Private School
A caller claims that other Black parents at a private school want a girl's braids removed so she appears more polished. Her father angrily defends her, threatens the caller, and is pranked by his husband.
Church Suspension for Sons
Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.
Nappy Hair
A fake representative of the black parents' group calls a mother to complain that her daughter's braids look ghetto and offers to straighten her hair. The mother fiercely defends her child before the reveal.
Church Wants Sister Gone Over Sons in Jail
A deacon calls Sister Cherise to say the church wants her to stop attending because her sons are in jail, prompting her to refuse and demand the pastor call her himself.
School complains about braids
A school principal calls a mother to say her daughter's braids give off a "ghetto" look and asks her to straighten her hair, causing the mother to threaten him.
Ku Klux Klan books the hotel
A caller reserves a hotel conference room for Friday and Saturday with hors d'oeuvres for about a thousand guests, then says the event is for the Ku Klux Klan.
Fake Paternity Suit
A man calls his brother's ex claiming the child isn't his brother's and demands eight years of child support back.
Black Church Quiz
A man from a black church calls a white member, Grant, to quiz him on black church culture, making him say 'give an honor to God' and 'hooping.' Grant gets frustrated and offended before the reveal.
Church Jezebel Spirit
A church official calls a woman to tell her that her sister had an affair and the family is banned for a 'Jezebel spirit', which enrages her.
Principal's Butt Cheeks Complaint
A principal calls Nate about his wife's revealing outfits when dropping off their daughter, asking her to come to his office.
Praise Dance Gyrating Prank
A church brother calls the praise dance leader to complain about gyrating and toenail polish.
Cheerleader Too Heavy
A fake camp director tells Angela her daughter is too heavy to be on top of the cheerleading pyramid and suggests she be a base instead. Her friend Rochelle set up the prank.
Panties Bet
A caller named Craig claims there's a bet at work about the color of Big Calvin's wife's panties and asks him to confirm, leading to threats.
HOA and Mama Speeding Prank
A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.
I want to marry you for Christmas
A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.
Child Support
A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.
Wife on a Party Flyer Prank
A fake liquor promoter asks a husband for permission to put his wife Kendra in a bikini on a party flyer.
2-Year Affair with Marie
A man calls a husband claiming he's been having an affair with his wife Marie for two years and suggests he move out.
No cussing on the album
Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.
Sign Language Complaint
A church member calls Sister Lauren to complain that her sign language interpretation is incorrect, leading to a heated argument.
Thanksgiving Dressing Prank
A cousin calls to say the family doesn't want Glenda's mother's famous dressing, leading to a heated argument.
Funeral at the Club Prank
A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.
Wet Robe Contest
A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.
Plagiarism Accusation
A student affairs officer calls Trevor claiming he plagiarized an essay and won't graduate, causing Trevor to panic about his family coming.
Spring Break Grades Threat
Assistant principal calls Keisha saying her daughter Aisha can't go on spring break due to bad grades and must attend school.
Bad Barbecue Neighbor
A supposed neighbor calls to complain that another man’s barbecue smoke smells terrible and that he is ruining the meat with the wrong wood and sauces. The target defends his cooking, curses back, and tells the neighbor to stop grilling.
Coworker Cheating
A coworker calls a husband saying his wife Veronica is cheating on both of them with a guy named Alan.
Shouting in Church
A man calls a long-time church member complaining that her shouting and running during service is distracting. She defends her praise and threatens to swing on anyone who tries to stop her before the reveal.
Worship Leader Complaint
A fake church representative tells a woman that her shouting and running during services are disruptive, prompting her to threaten church leaders.
Too Loud at Church
A caller says church members are complaining that a woman runs through the aisles, shouts, and does cartwheels during services. She becomes furious at the idea of being removed and learns her friend set up the call.