Neighborhood Watch

Um, in just a few, because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

What you got for us, Neff?

I got Frank.

Let me ask y'all.

I mean, you know, it just crossed my mind.

I'll be doing these cold plunges.

Do you think you could

do a sex cold plug?

Is that possible to like?

What?

As far as possible.

Very possible.

But you won't be performing well.

I can promise you you won't be able to do that.

I give you my word on that right there.

Ain't no way you can do a nice sex cold plug.

No, I can give you my word on that.

She might be able to.

But you damn sure ain't.

Yeah.

I'm gonna tell you right now, man.

I'm just gonna say he.

I'm gonna refer to him as he.

Okay.

He

runs for cover.

During the plunge.

He

let me just tell you, brother, this.

I think he's a coward, if you ask me.

He's a coward.

He retreats.

Yeah.

People just say

where I'm gonna put it to you.

Boy, he retreats.

Yeah, no way.

I bruh.

It's no way in that water you could possibly you can get him to perform.

Okay.

Boy.

Okay.

Boy.

All right.

Just ask you.

That's it.

Start out of ass.

Just thought of ass.

Alright, let me get on over here.

The stupid.

Something you know about.

Something you know about.

Something I know about, exactly.

There we go.

This right here is neighborhood watch.

Neighborhood watch.

Sounds pretty simple, but let's take a listen.

Yeah, dog, if you would.

Hello.

I'm trying to reach Johnny.

Yeah, this Johnny.

Okay, you the one that be doing the neighborhood watch.

You be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch.

Is that you?

Who's this?

Is this Johnny B?

Who is this, man?

This is PJ.

Answer my question.

Are you Johnny?

I'm Johnny

and I do the neighborhood watch.

Who is the damn PJ?

I'm calling you a baby, man.

Don't call my phone, yell at me, charging me up.

Hey man, I only have two streets over from you.

Okay?

And you supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that ain't what you're doing.

Now I done caught you looking in the window at my wife when I came outside.

You was halfway down the street, you and your damn dog.

You ain't watching the neighborhood.

You look and trying to See some in the window.

That's what you're doing.

Speaking some, please.

I don't look at I do my job, man.

I do my neighbor.

I do my job.

I do the neighborhood watch.

I make sure people ain't breaking nobody's houses.

I got a wife.

What the hell?

I want to look at somebody else's wife.

I got a piece of at home.

I want to look at my face.

Looking through people's window, man.

You supposed to be watching the neighborhood, not watching my wife.

Where you say you live again?

I live two streets.

You know what?

I tell you what, though.

I tell you what, Mr.

Johnny.

I'm gonna show you what a damn peeper tom is.

No, I'm gonna show you one now.

I'm gonna start looking through your window, looking at your wife.

See one peep deserve another peep, Mr.

Johnny.

But but bring your over here.

I want you to look.

I want you to look in my damn window.

Who the hell is this?

I ain't got time for this, man.

I got a job.

I got a mortgage.

I got kids.

I ain't got time for this, man.

Go look at a job, man.

Go go find a job.

I got a damn job.

I got a job.

But when I'm at work, you got a job.

Yeah, you got a job crying like a damn falling out.

Somebody looking at your wife.

Ain't nobody looking at your damn wife, man.

I got a job, but when I'm at the new house, I'm wondering if your f is back at the house looking through the window at my wife.

Please come to my damn house.

Please.

I'm coming later tonight to look through the window and fire.

Man, what the hell are you talking about?

Calling me talking about peeping at your damn wife.

That's what your f been doing.

What the f you talking about, man?

Talking about not peeping at your wife.

You probably got a I got a wife, and you isn't one that been peeping when they look in a window.

But that ain't what you doing.

All I got to say, come over here now.

Since you around the neighborhood, you three streets, whatever, how many streets, whatever you are for me.

Come right now.

I stand outside with my dog, waiting on your.

I want you to come.

By.

Walk by.

Coming later tonight when she just went shower the same way you were looking through my one.

Please just come by.

Don't wait.

Just come by now, please.

Okay.

I'm talking about right now, but I'm bringing somebody with me.

You ain't work.

Brother, I'm getting ready to slow down so I can get ready and handle my business, man.

I'm getting ready to go work again today, man.

What the hell are you talking about, bro?

I got two damn jobs.

I got jobs to work during the day and at night.

And in between, I do the neighborhood watch.

I'm doing you a service.

I'm helping your lazy out.

You sit up here watching people looking to see if they looking at your damn wife.

Why don't you get you a second job or something, man?

Why don't you Google?

Why don't you look at Mustard Calm or something?

What the hell is wrong with you calling me?

Talking about I'm peeping at your damn wife.

Man, don't you ever call me with no man?

Who the hell is this anyway?

Yeah, who the hell is this?

Because I got something for you.

Who is this?

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your wife, Trisha.

But kick your shit.

Johnny.

Baby, that ain't right.

Man, you got me, man.

Cause I said, ain't nobody gonna give me on no prank, man.

I don't fall for that.

Your wife told me you do the neighborhood watch.

Oh man, she said you do the neighborhood, you walk, you know, because what you got a rock waller?

Yeah,

that's why I use man, because I want to be safe, man.

Just case something happened.

I just stick my rock bell on that.

And you got me bad, Tommy.

You good?

I'm good, man.

I'ma get her though.

All right.

What is the baddest?

And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

They the Steve Harvey show.

And there you have it.

Right there.

Red there.

There you have it.

Play too much.

Okay.

That's something you know about.

Do I know about stupid?