Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
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Cars on the Street
Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.
Oak Tree Navel
A lab technician tells Marvin he has oak triocitus, a rare fungus that will grow a small tree from his navel. Marvin panics before learning his boy Earl pranked him.
Artist wants to paint his wife nude
An artist named Sebastian calls a husband for permission to paint his wife nude after claiming he already painted her head in Harlem. The husband threatens to meet him on 125th Street, then laughs when Tommy reveals the prank.
Cut the pecan tree
Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.
Swinging Invitation
A man calls a husband claiming he's been swinging with his wife Nicole and invites him to join, leading to denial and anger.
No cussing on the album
Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.
Sign Language Complaint
A church member calls Sister Lauren to complain that her sign language interpretation is incorrect, leading to a heated argument.
Four TV Refund
A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.