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11 calls match “tree”

01

Producer Accused of Stealing a Beat

A caller accuses a Jacksonville producer of using a Bobby Womack instrumental and threatens to meet him on the street if the song is not pulled. The heated dispute ends when Tommy reveals that the theft accusation was a setup.

▶6:21
musicsamplingcopyrightproducerthreat
02

You Have Oaktreeocity

A lab technician tells truck driver Marvin that a rare South American fungus will grow a small tree from his navel, which must grow for four weeks before treatment. Marvin, worried about his upcoming Jamaica wedding, threatens to come to the office and remove it before Earl is revealed as the prankster.

▶7:17
doctorfungusnavelwedding
03

Mama's Maple Tree Hit

Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.

▶7:28
treetruckneighbordamageprank
04

Cars on the Street

Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.

▶7:02
mechanicneighborparkingtow truckhomeowners association
05

Oak Tree Navel

A lab technician tells Marvin he has oak triocitus, a rare fungus that will grow a small tree from his navel. Marvin panics before learning his boy Earl pranked him.

▶7:17
medicalfungusnaveldisease
06

Artist wants to paint his wife nude

An artist named Sebastian calls a husband for permission to paint his wife nude after claiming he already painted her head in Harlem. The husband threatens to meet him on 125th Street, then laughs when Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:41
artistnudewifeharlemjealousy
07

Cut the pecan tree

Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.

▶11:02
neighborpecan-treeyardargumentgun
08

Swinging Invitation

A man calls a husband claiming he's been swinging with his wife Nicole and invites him to join, leading to denial and anger.

▶6:31
swingingwifeinvitationaffairdenial
09

No cussing on the album

Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.

▶7:20
rappercensorshipscarfacemusicalbum
10

Sign Language Complaint

A church member calls Sister Lauren to complain that her sign language interpretation is incorrect, leading to a heated argument.

▶6:27
sign languagechurchdeafinterpretation
11

Four TV Refund

A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.

▶6:56
black-fridayelectronicsfraudstoreprank-call

Nephew Tommy

Prank calls from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, cut and transcribed.

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