Peeing by the House

I do my job and I take my job with pride, okay?

That's that water running through me.

All right.

Okay, but you don't you don't p at no other man's house.

And you p at my house, and my wife sitting there looking at you out the window.

Now I got a problem with that.

Well, what you need to have a problem with is your wife looking at me p if that's what I did.

You know what?

You need to be at home and give her something to look at other than looking at me.

You don't tell me what I need to do about my wife.

You don't go to another man.

Man, you know what?

I'm about to lose it.

All right.

Now I tell you,

you gonna make me lose a quick that's let me let me get my death guy.

Let me get my book.

That's all.

Yeah, I should do right here.

You damn right.

And I'm gonna I tell you what.

Yeah, that's that's stopping to show you what f is.

You d you don't p at another man's house.

You don't do that.

And people, my wife looking out the window.

And I bet you knew that them blinds was open.

Young man, nah, you did you get it you getting me real upset with these accusations.

All right.

Now look, you had you had what is the street.

You know where I'm at.

I will show you what the f is.

I want you to bring your f back over here on Phillips.

I know exactly what you said.

You that Yonsky on that on that on that gout on uh

street.

I'ma come over there.

I got something for y'all.

Now you made me disregard my professionalism and I'm gonna come show you what being d is about.

Look, man, what you don't do is f at another man house, and that's what you did, and you know it ain't called for.

Now you could have had that.

Apologize, man.

I had to go.

I told you I drank a lot of fluence in this hot heat, man.

Now what else do you want me to do?

I want you to keep your fluid till you get to the service station down the street, but not in my backyard side of the house and my wife looking out the window.

Man, f you and f what you talking about.

If I didn't, I apologize.

If you can't accept it, then the hell with it.

Look at you, you're gonna f me off and make me do something up in here.

I'm telling you.

Okay?

No, you ain't I take you do what?

Let me tell you something.

Kick your young cause judging from the age of your wife, your wife is young, and I know you're young.

You can't deal with no old school.

I'll kick your young core.

You go you gonna get your day.

You hear me?

You gonna get

me take you

street two?

I'll come your young.

Let me tell you something.

I got one more thing to say to you.

Is you listening to me?

Speak, speak, dammit.

This is nephew Tommy.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy named

Man.

Now you know what?

I'm gonna get with his man.

He know I got hard palpitation.

I don't need this type of my life, man.

He said, man, my boy be out there fixing air conditions and heaters all day.

He said, Man, let me tell you something.

He said he'd be frustrated to begin with.

He said, begin McCall.

He knows it, man, because I got nine or ten more I still gotta do today.

Hey man.

You alright?

Yeah, I'm I'm I'm all right now, nephew.

I'm all right, not nephew.

You and that Steve Hall are some damn fools in the morning.

I listen to y'all catch every

Oh man.

I enjoy y'all show, man.

Y'all got the good god.

I appreciate it, man.

I got one more question to ask you, man.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Well, you know, the Steve Robbins Morning Show.

So what are you saying?

I'm saying to you right now that he's telling on everybody.

He's snitching on it.

That ain't got nothing to do with me, man.

That ain't my book.

That's his damn book.

Put him on the phone then.

I don't tell him.

I ain't already scared of Steve.

He ain't writing about you.

Yeah, yeah, he did.

He done told on me.

He done told on all my boys.

He's telling on everybody, man.

Hey dog, his book ain't got nothing to do with you, man.

No, no, no, but his book do got something to do with me.

Because everything that Steve done learned as he was growing up from the hood, telling on everybody.

And I'm tired of this.

He ought to go somewhere and sit down.

Hey, dog, dog.

You gotta be dick right with your girl.

If he's schooling my girl, he ain't got no business coming in my house in my car, telling every damn thing.

So hello?