Peeing in Neighbor's Yard

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A man confronts his neighbor for urinating in his yard. The neighbor apologizes but dismisses it, leading to threats and a prank reveal.

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You getting me real upset with these accusations.

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Alright.

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Now look, you had you at what is the street.

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You know where I'm at.

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You not there.

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I will show you what the is.

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I want you to bring your f back over here on Phillips.

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I know exactly what you said.

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You didn't yonk on that on that old nut gunk on uh

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street.

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I'm gonna come over there.

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And I got for your y'all.

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I got something for your

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disregard my professionalism, and I'm gonna come show you what being d is about.

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Look, man, what you don't do is f at another man's house, and that's what you did, and you know it ain't called for.

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Apologize, man.

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I had to go.

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I told you I drank a lot of fluids in this hot heat, man.

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Now what else do you want me to do?

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I want you to keep your fluid till you get to the service station down the street, but not in my backyard side of the house and my wife looking out the window.

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Man, f you and f what you talking about.

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If I didn't, I apologize.

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If you can't accept it, then the hell with it.

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Look at you, you're gonna f me off and make me do something up in there.

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I'm telling you nothing.

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No, you ain't I take you'll do what?

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Let me tell you something.

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Kick your young cause judging from the age of your wife, your wife is young, and I know you're young.

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You can't deal with no old school.

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I'll kick your young core.

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You go you gon' get your swamp today.

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You hear me?

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You gon' get

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me take your

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street too.

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I'll come your young.

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Let me tell you something.

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I got one more thing to say to you.

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Is you listening to me?

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Speak, speak, dammit.

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This is nephew Tommy.

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This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

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You just got pranked by your boy named

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now.

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You know what?

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I'ma get with his man.

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He knows I got heart palpitation.

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I don't need this type of my life, man.

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He said, man, my boy be out there fixing air conditions and heaters all day.

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He said, Man, let me tell you something.

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He said he'd be frustrated to begin with.

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He said, begin McCall.

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He knows it, man, because I got nine or ten more I still gotta do today.

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Hey man.

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You alright?

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Yeah, I'm I'm I'm all right now, nephew.

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I'm all right, not nephew.

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You and that Steve Holler some damn fools in the morning.

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I listen to y'all cast every in the morning, man.

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I don't know how in the air.

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I sit back riding laughing at how y'all get people and y'all done got me with the same.

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Oh man.

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I enjoy y'all show, man.

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Y'all see about the good guy gone work.

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I appreciate it, man.

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I got one more question to ask you, man.

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What is the baddest?

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I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

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Well, you know, the Steve Robbins Morning Show.