Water Bill
A fake apartment manager calls David Mann about his mother's unpaid water bill and threatens to evict her.
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Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
The water company is coming back
A water-company worker accuses Murphy of turning his service back on after a shutoff for nonpayment and vows to come cut it off again. Murphy insists his bills are paid and demands a supervisor before Tommy reveals the prank from cousin Darrell.
Baptism on wheels in the driveway
Brother Springwater tells Wilson Campbell that friends paid for a baptismal pool on a truck to dunk him in his driveway. Wilson threatens to drown the whole congregation, then learns his boy Mason paid for the prank.
50s Are the Shit
Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.
Walmart TV Theft
A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.
Snitching Accusation in Jail
A man confronts his friend about snitching to get out of jail while another friend remains locked up. The friend explains he made bail and had to go to work, but the accuser won't back down.
Wet Robe Contest
A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.
Plumber and the Toilet
A customer calls plumber Adrian claiming that flushing the bathroom toilet makes sewage come out of the kitchen sink.
You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Dancing Parrot Prank
Tommy calls a man claiming his parrot is dancing, biting staff, and demanding a top hat at a bird rescue, confusing the owner before the prank reveal.
Power Company Test Prank
A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.
Free Rent for a Year
A tenant asks landlord Miss Linda to let them skip rent for the rest of the year because of the pandemic, but she refuses.
Don't tow my daddy's boat
An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.
Peeing on the House Prank
An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.
Child Support
A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.
HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)
Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.
No cussing on the album
Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.
Neighborhood Watch
A man accuses the neighborhood watch captain of peeping at his wife and threatens to peep at his wife in return.
AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House
A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.
You stole my Christmas yard
Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.
Church Account
A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.
Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
Wedding in Jamaica Queens
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
Record Store Signing
A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.
He Left His Draws
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.