Don't tow my daddy's boat

Now one thing about us as a race we cherish things that our family has given us especially our mothers and fathers if they have

Passed on. Oh, man

This man that I call his daddy left him a boat and he'll let you know that his daddy gave him that

the home association that's letting you know,

we need you to move that boat.

That's pretty much it.

Here you go.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Wilson, please.

This is he.

Mr. Wilson, how are you today?

I'm doing fine, who is this?

My name is Frazier.

Frazier's me old.

Oh, how may I help you?

Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints, sir,

about some things on your property there.

All right, well, who you with?

I'm with the homeowners association wanted to reach out and give you a call today. Oh

How you doing?

Pretty good. Listen got a few things. I kind of want to discuss with you here. That seemed to be a

Problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there

It's been brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you have a few things on your property that are are not

Functioning that really shouldn't be on the property

not being used, been sitting there for quite some time?

Yeah, well, one of them I'm

currently working on. I should have

it repaired. I'm just waiting

to get a little extra money to get

it taken care of. The other car is just functioning. I just

don't drive it. I have more than one car.

Okay. Now,

you also have a

camper that seems

to be, has been there for at least

eight months now that's

sitting there. Is that correct as well?

Yeah, I'm working

on getting some storage for that.

but it ain't really been there eight months just maybe around about six seven you're not

okay and uh you know I'm looking at our past records and stuff it seems like there was a

complaint before about the you know keeping the yard uh cutting all of that kind of stuff and

I guess you've gotten to to have rectified that problem but they're they weren't I'm just looking

at past complaints that I have here now the biggest one that I have that that's concerning

supposedly in your backyard now there's a you you have an old boat that's in

your backyard well well I mean it's it's it's kind of a sore eye for the people I

think I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other and

you guys have a chain-link fence between the two of you all and I think the boat

is must be just a sore eye for the family that's behind you all well you

myself getting rid of that boat. So, you know, hey, I got a cover on it. Everybody else got a

boat. I don't see what the problem is. Well, okay. Here's what's actually happening, Mr. Wilson.

What's going to take place is this. Now, we're going to give you a 14-day extension, 14 days

actually, to move the car that is not functioning, the camper as well, and definitely the boat. We

told you I was working on so well for storage you know how much storage costs now the boat

now the cab I'll get that taken care of but the boat the boat the boat my daddy gave me and my

daddy gave me that that's the only thing my daddy gave me before he died now now I'm not moving that

boat nowhere the boat won't just fine if I take it down there to the water it'll work okay sir and I

understand it wholeheartedly you know I'm basically I'm I'm just a messenger I have I'm gonna have to

That's not working properly.

I'm going to have to get that out within a two-week notice, as well as the camper and definitely the boat.

Now, I've got to get that out.

It's got to be gone.

I'll tell you what.

I ain't moving a goddamn thing.

I'll tell you.

Now, what you going to do?

Sir, you're going to either move the boat, or I'm going to have somebody come over and haul all of these things away.

Well, I'll tell you what.

I got 13 motherfucking reasons why you won't come over and touch that boat.

And I got two more.

Two times 13 is 26.

Sir, I'm not at liberty to give you the names of who's reporting.

Sir, the language is not necessary.

Sir, the bottom line is, I want the camper out, I want the boat out, and I want the car that's not functioning moved within two weeks or I'm towing it out.

Excuse me. Damn right. I will beat your ass like two little boys kiss. You know, you ever seen two little boys kiss? Do you know that? You know what kind of ass women you get when you see two little boys kiss? That's what beat your ass. Bring your ass on him. Sir. Wow. I'm going to allow one car to stay. I just want to make sure that you know that I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you know that what has taken place here. The statement is well taken, but I ain't moving my daddy's boat. And I told you what's going to happen.

Bring your ass on over here. You're gonna move your dad stinking boat

Sir trust me trust me if we come there

We're definitely gonna be bringing authorities with us what I got there my mind will go to jail cuz I love my daddy ain't now

One of you motherfuckers gonna touch my daddy both. That's the only goddamn thing. He left me

I got one more thing. I need to say to you sir about this entire situation

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show you just got pranked by your brother Ronald

I'm trying to calm down man. I've got them all those those things. They fucks with me every other week

Yeah, that's what your brother told me. He said man. He'd be going Eddie with the homeowner social

He said man just call him and tell him he got to move all this time

He said but most of all tell him y'all gonna haul off that boat. He say he'll kill you behind that dog

One more question for you though, baby. Tell me this. What is the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, man. Let Steve Harvey know. We love y'all down here in the St. Louis. But look here, man. We're going to keep on listening, y'all. But, man, just don't take my baddest vote.