Pharmacy calls about his STD pills

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A pharmacy tech named Brian calls the house for Mr. Donovan and, talking to someone else, reads out an antibiotic prescription that outs him as being treated for an STD.

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Speaker 1

Let me go to this airport.

Speaker 2

Hello.

Speaker 3

Hello, how you doing?

Speaker 3

This is pharmacy.

Speaker 3

My name is Brian.

Speaker 3

I'm the tech here.

Speaker 3

Is Mr. Donovan, Donovan, is he available?

Speaker 2

Uh, no. What can I help you with?

Speaker 3

Prescription for what?

Speaker 2

Okay, and what exactly did he get a prescription for?

Speaker 2

A Moxacillin.

Speaker 3

A Moxacillin.

Speaker 3

We've got him at least 15 tablets, if he could take two tablets a day.

Speaker 3

Wait, my name is Brian, right?

Speaker 3

My name is Brian, yes.

Speaker 3

I'm the technician here at the pharmacy.

Speaker 2

Okay, well let me, okay, Donovan, that's my husband.

Speaker 2

Let me make sure you have the right Donovan because, well let me, can we check the birthdays?

Speaker 2

Are you allowed to do that with me?

Speaker 3

Oh, definitely, definitely.

Speaker 3

It's 74, is that correct?

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 3

So any type of small infections of some sort, diseases or whatever, it pretty much cures it.

Speaker 3

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're, you're, um, what, what, what can I call you by your first name?

Speaker 2

What's your name? No, call me. That's fine. Just call me. No, call me. Okay. Uh, first of all,

Speaker 3

I want to apologize. I had no idea that you were not aware of the actual prescription that he's

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Just on a personal note, I'm just curious, is there a possibility maybe you could have given it to him?

Speaker 2

none of your business you get out of my way that ain't none of your business

Speaker 2

and y'all ain't got nothing to answer your question I got something for your

Speaker 2

and his he want to come on with STDs and you want to ask me if I gave him STDs

Speaker 2

oh okay what's your manager let me speak to your manager ma'am I was just I was uh you know I'm

Speaker 3

not trying to be uh unprofessional I was just asking a personal question I should not have

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asked you something like that and I I do apologize I just should we expect someone to pick up the

Speaker 2

I'm going to be picking that up.

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I'm going to come in there.

Speaker 2

You know what, boy?

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You'll know who I am, because I've

Speaker 2

got a couple of words for your .

Speaker 2

And I still want to speak to your manager.

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You did.

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You were very unprofessional.

Speaker 2

And I don't appreciate you coming at me.

Speaker 2

I'm going to eat.

Speaker 2

You called me, told me he didn't got his .

Speaker 2

And they didn't ask me to not give it to him.

Speaker 2

And you all up in between my .

Speaker 3

No, I'm not trying to get all in between your legs, ma'am.

Speaker 3

Apparently, that's not the place to be,

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considering you got me on my .

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You know?

Speaker 2

you know what Ryan I still got some hard records left from the first and guess what I'm gonna

Speaker 2

light the up yo you don't play games with me you do not even know you do not know me you don't

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know who I am you don't know who I know and what I've got I've got something for y'all what does

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this prescription is because I know it's not the one ball home I know it's not what did he take

Speaker 3

his choice where are you at because I'm on my way now um uh would you like my manager's here would

Speaker 2

I want to speak to him now.

Speaker 3

Hang on a second.

Speaker 2

Uh-huh.

Speaker 3

Uh, hello?

Speaker 2

Hello?

Speaker 2

Yes, this is Tommy.

Speaker 2

Hi, um, who?

Speaker 3

Tommy.

Speaker 2

You're the manager?

Speaker 3

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show

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when you just got pranked by your husband, Donovan.

Speaker 2

I'm going to be doing him and you.

Speaker 2

What the f***?

Speaker 2

Don't play with me like that got my blood

Speaker 2

You alright?

Speaker 2

Oh no I'm coming down

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I'm still coming to get you

Speaker 3

I'm not at

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You can't come get me

Speaker 2

Oh you better be glad I love yourself

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Oh my god

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Oh my god

Speaker 3

My wife don't tolerate no cheating

Speaker 2

You know

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You know I'm crazy

Speaker 2

You ain't right you wrong

Speaker 3

I got one more thing to ask you though

Speaker 3

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest

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on the radio show in Belay.

Speaker 2

Steve, what a morning show.

Speaker 4

Joseph Catering, this is Joseph C.

Speaker 4

How may I help you?