Pharmacy calls about his STD pills
5:23A pharmacy tech named Brian calls the house for Mr. Donovan and, talking to someone else, reads out an antibiotic prescription that outs him as being treated for an STD.
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88 linesLet me go to this airport.
Hello.
Hello, how you doing?
This is pharmacy.
My name is Brian.
I'm the tech here.
Is Mr. Donovan, Donovan, is he available?
Uh, no. What can I help you with?
Prescription for what?
Okay, and what exactly did he get a prescription for?
A Moxacillin.
A Moxacillin.
We've got him at least 15 tablets, if he could take two tablets a day.
Wait, my name is Brian, right?
My name is Brian, yes.
I'm the technician here at the pharmacy.
Okay, well let me, okay, Donovan, that's my husband.
Let me make sure you have the right Donovan because, well let me, can we check the birthdays?
Are you allowed to do that with me?
Oh, definitely, definitely.
It's 74, is that correct?
Yes.
Okay.
So any type of small infections of some sort, diseases or whatever, it pretty much cures it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're, you're, um, what, what, what can I call you by your first name?
What's your name? No, call me. That's fine. Just call me. No, call me. Okay. Uh, first of all,
I want to apologize. I had no idea that you were not aware of the actual prescription that he's
Just on a personal note, I'm just curious, is there a possibility maybe you could have given it to him?
none of your business you get out of my way that ain't none of your business
and y'all ain't got nothing to answer your question I got something for your
and his he want to come on with STDs and you want to ask me if I gave him STDs
oh okay what's your manager let me speak to your manager ma'am I was just I was uh you know I'm
not trying to be uh unprofessional I was just asking a personal question I should not have
asked you something like that and I I do apologize I just should we expect someone to pick up the
I'm going to be picking that up.
I'm going to come in there.
You know what, boy?
You'll know who I am, because I've
got a couple of words for your .
And I still want to speak to your manager.
You did.
You were very unprofessional.
And I don't appreciate you coming at me.
I'm going to eat.
You called me, told me he didn't got his .
And they didn't ask me to not give it to him.
And you all up in between my .
No, I'm not trying to get all in between your legs, ma'am.
Apparently, that's not the place to be,
considering you got me on my .
You know?
you know what Ryan I still got some hard records left from the first and guess what I'm gonna
light the up yo you don't play games with me you do not even know you do not know me you don't
know who I am you don't know who I know and what I've got I've got something for y'all what does
this prescription is because I know it's not the one ball home I know it's not what did he take
his choice where are you at because I'm on my way now um uh would you like my manager's here would
I want to speak to him now.
Hang on a second.
Uh-huh.
Uh, hello?
Hello?
Yes, this is Tommy.
Hi, um, who?
Tommy.
You're the manager?
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show
when you just got pranked by your husband, Donovan.
I'm going to be doing him and you.
What the f***?
Don't play with me like that got my blood
You alright?
Oh no I'm coming down
I'm still coming to get you
I'm not at
You can't come get me
Oh you better be glad I love yourself
Oh my god
Oh my god
My wife don't tolerate no cheating
You know
You know I'm crazy
You ain't right you wrong
I got one more thing to ask you though
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest
on the radio show in Belay.
Steve, what a morning show.
Joseph Catering, this is Joseph C.
How may I help you?