STD Test Results Call to Girlfriend

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a hey Roger, please.

He's not here.

Take a message.

Um, my name is uh uh Mark, ma'am.

I'm calling from the clinic from Dr.

Robert Goodman.

Bring that music down.

Hold on, I'm sorry.

Say that again.

Okay, can you hear me?

I can hear you now.

I'm fine.

I'm trying to reach Roger.

He's not here.

Okay, I'm calling from uh from the clinic from Dr.

Robert's office and um trying to get some information to him.

When will we we do you know when you actually begin?

No.

actually I don't.

Um is everything okay?

Uh well, you know, everything's fine.

I mean, uh not nothing that can't be handled.

Uh but um we we're trying to actually get some information to him so that uh he can actually come back in for the results.

Okay.

Well I I don't I don't know when I I can exp he's supposed to be here now.

I'm not sure when I can tell you he's gonna be back.

Okay, who who am I oh I'm sorry I I didn't ask you earlier man.

Who am I actually speaking with?

This is his girlfriend.

Uh and your name is Jan.

Jan?

Okay.

So uh Jan you don't you say you don't know you don't have an idea when he'll be back.

No.

You're starting to make me kind of get a little concerned though.

No, no, no.

Wow.

Okay.

I tell you what, this is the number that he actually left us to give him a call on his results and we're not getting an answer.

I don't have another number on hand.

Do you have any a specific time I can actually call back and and maybe I'll get him.

I again I'm a g you're making my my stomach is getting nervous right now.

What what is what is the problem?

Well actually you know uh what it is ma'am is is Mr.

Roger B came in for uh to take a few tests and he took some tests and we actually have the results in and we'd actually really like for him to come back I don't know anything about uh I'm sorry I didn't mean to interrupt you but I don't know anything about any tests.

He he hasn't told me anything about going to a clinic or anything like that.

I see.

So w what kind of tests are you talking about?

Well I mean uh ma'am I'm not I'm really not at liberty to give you any kind of information unless you're actually on the paperwork.

So I um you know it's not even something that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off that uh you are the next of Ken or the person that can we can actually give the information to.

You you do understand that don't you I do and I I'm pretty certain I mean the way we operate in this household I'm pretty certain that that I'm on the the paperwork.

So would you please vote um let me pull up Roger's stuff and uh on computer here and I'll see what I give me one second, please.

Sure.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's see now let me scroll down for next to Ken.

Okay I got a Janice That is me.

I mean everybody calls me Jan, but that's me, Janice.

Wow.

Okay.

Tell me your name again.

I'm sorry.

What's your name again?

Mark.

Mark's.

Like I said, I'm the clerk here at Dr.

Robert's office.

And I guess I am at liberty to tell you what's going on.

Please do.

Mr.

Roger came in and took um some S T D test.

S T D?

Yes.

And and I guess at this point I should just maybe both of you guys should come in and wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

I need you to finish what you were just saying.

Well, no, that's what I'm saying, man.

What has happened is he's been diagnosed with um

as well as f

You gotta be kidding me.

You have got to be kidding me.

Okay, l just.

I'm not hearing this.

I am not.

Hang on a second,

do you understand what that means?

Do you understand that he lives in my household?

Do you understand that that means that he has been dipping somewhere else?

Because I have been not doing anything that would even come close to bringing something to him like that.

So it's apparent that this man has been outside of my household and doing what he has no business doing and bring it back in.

I'm not at liberty to make any accusations like that.

I cannot say anything like that.

All I can say is I'd like for both of you, you know, it'd be good for both of you guys to come in here.

No, no, no, no.

Let me tell you listen.

This is something treatable.

It is curable.

Um, I don't care about it being treatable or curable.

What I care about is the fact that he apparently has been somewhere with some trick and brought something back home to my household.

That's what I care about.

I I do understand that, Miss Janice.

I do.

But you have to understand my position and what I'm trying to do.

I'm just trying to reach out and and Well, listen, you happen to call my household, you just have to have to be on the end you're on the other side of it.

I am sorry you're getting most of it, but I tell you what, what you need to do is you need to make him an appointment and I will meet him there.

He will be able to do it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I'm sorry.

You need to make him an appointment to come out to take a look at these results.

You're talking about, and guess who will show up at the door before he gets there?

Me.

That's what I'm saying.

I think it would be, I mean, since you're the next kid.

Wouldn't it be better for you just to tell him what's going on since I've explained it to you?

No, this is the plan.

You need to give him you need to give him a call.

I'm gonna give you a cell phone number.

You have a pen.

Yes, I have a pen.

Okay.

I got it.

Okay.

You call him and set a 12-noon appointment.

Trust me when I tell you, when he walks through that door and sees my face, he will know.

Okay, okay, but Miss Jarrett, I'm not trying to create chaos in our clinic.

That's all I want to talk about.

Let Mr.

Roger know that we need him to come actually into the building.

I could give two sh about a call.

All I know is you make that appointment, I will get there before he gets there, and it's on.

I'm telling you, that's how it's gonna roll.

Do you understand me?

Miss Jarrett, I can't allow any chaos to be going on in the building.

I cannot allow that.

Let me tell you.

Let me tell you something.

I don't care.

I could care less about what you feel about it and what you can and can't do.

All I'm telling you is you call my husband.

Uh-uh.

You called him soon to be white.

You know what?

Correction.

Correction, soon to not be white.

Okay, okay.

I got one more thing I do need to tell you though, Miss James.

You know what?

I can't deal with another thing.

I swear to God, don't tell me anything else.

But I do have a one-put that I do need to do.

Just make the appointment.

That's all I care about.

You make the appointment.

I will make the appointment, but I need you to ask to somebody when you come to the clinic.

I need you to ask for one person, and then they will take care of you.

Who do I need to ask for?

Okay, you need to ask for nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning show, because that's who I am.

You just got pranked by your husband Roger.

You know what?

Oh my.

Tommy, Tommy, I listened to you every time.

I just know.

Oh my goodness.

I am so embarrassed.

And wait till I see right.

Are you all right?

Oh my gosh, I am

I am over.

I'm done.

I'm I'm done.

I can't believe you did that to me.

Hey, I got I got one more thing I gotta ask.

Okay.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

The one I wake up to every morning, the Steve Cobby morning show.