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A lab technician tells truck driver Marvin that a rare South American fungus will grow a small tree from his navel, which must grow for four weeks before treatment. Marvin, worried about his upcoming Jamaica wedding, threatens to come to the office and remove it before Earl is revealed as the prankster.
A supposed gynecologist repeatedly says he needs another good look at Greg's wife and makes suggestive comments about being the only one who has seen her. Greg threatens to confront him before learning his brother arranged the call.
A fake clinic clerk calls Roger's girlfriend about alarming test results, escalating to an STD diagnosis before Tommy reveals the prank.
A doctor calls Brian to say his life insurance is denied until he removes a testicle due to parasites. Brian is horrified and refuses.
A man calls Heather claiming her black eyed peas gave him food poisoning at a New Year's party and demands $472 for his doctor bill. Heather refuses and insults him.
A doctor calls a patient to confess he accidentally left his wedding ring inside him during gallstone surgery and asks him to come back to have it removed. The patient refuses, threatens a lawsuit, and the doctor threatens to use chloroform.
A man posing as Dr. Hendrix calls Greg and creepily hints that he and Greg are the only ones who have seen Greg's wife, Andrea, sending Greg into a rage.
Tommy claims a fertility doctor accidentally inseminated the man's wife with his seed, sparking a furious, profanity-filled reaction about a black baby.
A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.
A lab manager calls Monet to tell her she's pregnant, leading to confusion and anger as she insists her tubes are tied.
A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.
A man calls a husband asking for his wife's breast milk for six months to cure his deteriorating bones, leading to disgust.
Principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color inside the lines, leading to a heated argument about race and parenting.
An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.
A caller claiming to be a PSC schedules a surprise prostate exam, but the man refuses and threatens violence until the prank is revealed.
A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.
A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.
A coworker calls a wife saying her husband fell at work, but the emergency contact is another woman named Janice, causing confusion and anger.
A workplace caller tells a wife her husband's emergency contact is another woman named Janice, sparking a jealous rage.
A fake coworker calls a man's wife to report an injury and asks why another woman, Janice, is listed as his emergency contact. The real wife races to his workplace and threatens everyone before Tommy reveals the prank.
A man calls a husband claiming he's been having an affair with his wife Marie for two years and suggests he move out.
A fake lawyer faxes divorce papers and tells Mr. Kirby that he must vacate his house within 24 hours. He suspects his wife and boss are involved until Tommy reveals the prank.
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
Lawrence claims Brielle's cough is endangering her coworkers and says one more cough will cost her job. Darlene and Loretta turn out to have set up the call.
A church representative calls a pastor's wife to ask if her husband is stressed at home, implying sexual matters, offending her.
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
A frantic caller claims intruders are inside his house and begs Tommy not to call police because the home contains illegal contraband. Tommy repeatedly threatens to call law enforcement before the prank reveal.
An insurance adjuster accuses a woman of faking a fall and denies her claim, threatening to have her arrested.
Tommy claims he fathered one of a couple's twins despite their different skin tones and demands a paternity test. The furious father eventually discovers that a friend arranged the call.
A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.
A daycare owner tells Kathy's mother that her two-year-old is overweight, drinks a gallon of milk, and should be restricted to apples and water. She threatens the daycare before Tommy reveals that her girlfriend arranged the call.