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27 calls match “doctor”

01

The Doctor Likes His Wife

A supposed gynecologist repeatedly says he needs another good look at Greg's wife and makes suggestive comments about being the only one who has seen her. Greg threatens to confront him before learning his brother arranged the call.

▶6:09
doctorwifegynecologistinfidelity
02

Doctor Says He Has an STD

A fake clinic clerk calls Roger's girlfriend about alarming test results, escalating to an STD diagnosis before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:59
doctorstdrelationshipprank-call
03

Life Insurance Testicle Removal

A doctor calls Brian to say his life insurance is denied until he removes a testicle due to parasites. Brian is horrified and refuses.

▶6:34
doctorlife insurancetesticleparasites
04

Black Eyed Peas Made Me Sick

A man calls Heather claiming her black eyed peas gave him food poisoning at a New Year's party and demands $472 for his doctor bill. Heather refuses and insults him.

▶5:53
new yearfoodblack eyed peassicknessmoney
05

Doctor Left Wedding Ring Inside Patient

A doctor calls a patient to confess he accidentally left his wedding ring inside him during gallstone surgery and asks him to come back to have it removed. The patient refuses, threatens a lawsuit, and the doctor threatens to use chloroform.

▶7:10
medicalmalpracticewedding ringsurgerythreat
06

Gynecologist Calls About Wife Prank

A man posing as Dr. Hendrix calls Greg and creepily hints that he and Greg are the only ones who have seen Greg's wife, Andrea, sending Greg into a rage.

▶5:24
doctorwifegynecologistjealousy
07

Fertility Clinic Mix-Up

Tommy claims a fertility doctor accidentally inseminated the man's wife with his seed, sparking a furious, profanity-filled reaction about a black baby.

▶6:52
fertilitypregnancybabyrace
08

Dr. Petrie

A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.

▶7:35
therapistintimacytvdoctorprank
09

Can I have a kidney while you're open

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.

▶9:00
churchsurgerykidneydeacondaughter
10

Lab Manager Pregnancy Prank

A lab manager calls Monet to tell her she's pregnant, leading to confusion and anger as she insists her tubes are tied.

▶7:20
pregnancylabmedicalprank
11

Black Baby Prank

A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.

▶8:13
prankbabyfertilityracismrage
12

Breast Milk Cure

A man calls a husband asking for his wife's breast milk for six months to cure his deteriorating bones, leading to disgust.

▶6:43
breast milkhealthcureweirddisgust
13

Kindergarten retention due to coloring

Principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color inside the lines, leading to a heated argument about race and parenting.

▶6:27
schoolkindergartenparentingraceprank
14

Stop Running on My Sidewalk

An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.

▶6:04
coronavirusrunningneighborsidewalk
15

Prostate Checker

A caller claiming to be a PSC schedules a surprise prostate exam, but the man refuses and threatens violence until the prank is revealed.

▶6:58
prostatemedicaldenialthreats
16

Pre-K Held Back

A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.

▶7:14
schoolkindergartenmotherprincipalcoloring
17

Divorce papers by fax

A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.

▶5:51
divorcefaxmarriagebosslawyer
18

Husband Fell at Work

A coworker calls a wife saying her husband fell at work, but the emergency contact is another woman named Janice, causing confusion and anger.

▶5:20
coworkerworkaccidentemergency contactjealousy
19

Wife vs Mistress

A workplace caller tells a wife her husband's emergency contact is another woman named Janice, sparking a jealous rage.

▶4:54
mistressworkwifeemergency contact
20

2-Year Affair with Marie

A man calls a husband claiming he's been having an affair with his wife Marie for two years and suggests he move out.

▶5:18
affairmarie2 yearshusbandconfrontation
21

Your toddler is too fat

Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.

▶7:22
daycaretoddlerdietparentweight
22

Sideswipe the 72 Chevy

A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.

▶8:04
caraccidentinsurancedenialmother
23

Church Surrogate Father

A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.

▶6:35
churchsurrogatepregnancyprank
24

Preacher's Wife Interview

A church representative calls a pastor's wife to ask if her husband is stressed at home, implying sexual matters, offending her.

▶7:36
churchpreacherwifeinterviewstress
25

Make-A-Wish Nude Wife

A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.

▶6:40
churchwishcheatingministry
26

Insurance Claim

An insurance adjuster accuses a woman of faking a fall and denies her claim, threatening to have her arrested.

▶7:15
insurancefallclaimadjusterfraud
27

Walmart TV Theft

A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.

▶6:52
walmarttvstheftcredit card

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