Doctor Says He Has an STD
6:59A fake clinic clerk calls Roger's girlfriend about alarming test results, escalating to an STD diagnosis before Tommy reveals the prank.
Transcript
175 linesWelcome to the channel delivery man at it again with some more nephew Tommy phone pranks.
Today's prank phone call.
What you got for us, Nav?
The doctor's visit.
The doctor's visit?
That sounds harmless.
I know it does.
I know it does.
Let's go.
Hello?
Hello, I'm trying to reach a a Roger police.
He's not here.
Bring that music down.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Say that again?
Okay, can you hear me?
I can hear you now.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to reach Roger.
He's not here.
Okay.
I'm calling from uh from the clinic from Dr.
Robert G's office and um trying to get some information to him.
When will he we do you know when he'll actually be in?
No, actually I don't.
Um is everything okay?
Uh well, you know, everything's fine.
I mean, uh not nothing that can't be handled.
Uh, but um we we're trying to actually get some information to him so that uh he can actually come back in for the results.
Okay, well, I I don't I don't know when I I can exp he's supposed to be here now.
I'm not sure when I can tell you he's gonna be back.
Okay, who who am I who I'm sorry, I I I didn't ask you earlier, man.
Who am I actually speaking with?
This is his girlfriend.
Uh and your name is Jan.
Jan?
Okay.
So uh Jan, you don't you say you don't know you have you don't have an idea when he'll be back.
No.
You it's trying to make me kind of get a little concerned though.
No, no, no.
Wow.
Okay.
I tell you what, this is the number that he actually left us to give him a call on his results, and we're not getting an answer.
I don't have another number on hand.
Do you have any uh specific time I can actually call back and and maybe I'll get him?
I again I'm a y you're making my stomach is getting nervous right now.
What what is what is the problem?
Well, actually, you know, uh what it is, ma'am, is Mr.
Roger came in for uh to take a few tests, and he took some tests, and we actually have the results in, and we'd actually really like for him to come back and
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but I don't know anything about any tests.
He he hasn't told me anything about going to a clinic or anything like that.
I see.
So what what kind of tests are you talking about?
You can hear the trembling of her voice.
Blood pressure is born.
Well, I mean, uh, I'm not really not at liberty to give you any kind of information unless you're actually on the paperwork.
So I um, you know, it's not even something that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off that uh you are the next of Ken or the person that can we can actually give the information to.
You do understand that, don't you?
I I do, and I and I'm pretty certain.
I mean, the way we operate in this household, I'm pretty certain that that I'm on the the paperwork.
So would you please vote?
Um let me pull up Roger's stuff uh uh on computer here and I'll see what I give me one second, please.
Sure.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see.
Now let me scroll down for next of Ken.
Okay, I got a Janice.
That is me.
I mean, everybody calls me Jan, but that's me, Janice.
Wow.
Okay, tell me your name again, I'm sorry.
What's your name again?
Mark, Mark.
Like I said, I'm the clerk here at Dr.
Uh Robert's office.
And I guess I am at liberty to tell you what's going on.
Please do.
Mr.
Uh Roger came in and took uh some S T D test.
S T D?
Yes, and and I guess at this point I should just maybe both of you guys should come in and wait a minute, wait a minute.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
I need you to finish what you were just saying.
Well, no, that's what I'm saying, man.
What has happened is he's been diagnosed with um as well as
You gotta be kidding me.
You have got to be kidding me.
Okay, listen to the.
I'm not hearing this.
I am not.
Hang on a second, but
do you understand what that means?
Do you understand that he lives in my household?
Do you understand that that means that he has been dipping somewhere else?
Because I have been not doing anything that would even come close to bringing something to him like that.
So it's apparent that this man has been outside of my household and doing what he has no business.
Is doing and bring it back in.
Ma'am, I'm not at liberty to make any accusations like that.
I cannot say anything like that.
All I can say is I'd like for both of you, you know, it'd be good for both of you guys to come in.
No, no, no, no.
Let me tell you, listen.
This is something treatable.
It is curable.
Um be.
I don't care about it being treatable or curable.
What I care about is the fact that he apparently has been somewhere with some trick and brought something back home to my household.
That's what I care about.
I do understand that, Miss Janice.
I do.
But you have to understand my position and what I'm trying to do.
I'm just trying to reach out and and Well, listen, you happen to call my household, you just have to have to be on the end, you're on the other side of it.
I am sorry you're getting most of it, but I tell you what, what you need to do is you need to make him an appointment and I will meet him there.
He will be a good thing.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
When he sees my face.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
You need to make him an appointment to come out to take a look at these results talking about, and guess who will show up at the door before he gets there?
Me.
That's what I'm saying.
I think it would be, I mean, still should have next to kid.
Wouldn't it be better for you just to tell him what's going on since I've explained it to you?
No, this is the plan.
You need to give him you need to give him a call.
I'm gonna give you a cell phone number.
You have a pen.
Yes, I have a pen.
Okay.
I got it.
Okay.
You call him and set a 12-noon appointment.
Trust me when I tell you, when he walks through that door and sees my face, people know.
Okay, okay, but
I'm not sure if you're not going to be able to do it.
That's all I want to talk about.
I could give two s about a call.
All I know is you make that appointment, I will get there before he gets there and it's on.
I'm telling you, that's how it's gonna roll.
Do you understand me?
I can't allow any chaos to be going on in the building.
I cannot allow that.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I don't care.
I could care less about what you feel about it and what you can and can't do.
I don't know.
All I'm telling you if you call my house.
But I call I have to look for Mr.
Roger.
Uh uh you called him soon to be white.
You know what?
Correction.
Correction soon to not be white.
Okay, okay.
I got one more thing I do need to tell you though, Mr.
You know what?
I can't deal with another thing.
I swear to God, don't tell me anything else.
But I do have a a one piece of white that I do need to make the appointment.
That's all I care about.
You make the appointment I will make the appointment but I need you to ask for somebody when you come to the clinic I need you to ask for one person and then they will take care of you.
Who do I need to ask for?
Okay.
You need to ask for nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby morning show because that's who I am.
You just got pranked by your husband Roger.
You know what?
Oh my
I listen to you every morning.
I said no oh my goodness I am this blind barber just happens to be one of them.
Cat dog if you hood you don't mind.