Pop-up pedicure for messy feet

Hello, I'm trying to reach Dana, please.

Yeah, this is she.

What's up?

Uh Dana, um, I am calling.

We're trying to get a um uh schedule an appointment with you.

Uh your husband has purchased you a pedicure.

Uh uh pedicure spa.

So we wanted to get see what date uh if Saturday would work for you.

Um

my husband wanted to book me a pedicure for me.

I'm I'm I'm actually good right now.

I'm gonna wait until I'm ready.

Uh but thank you

very much.

Uh, but no, this is a this is a uh this is a pop-up pedicure.

And what we do is we actually

yeah, we come to your house, uh, we have gloves and we have mask on, and and you you stick your foot out the door, and we're going to disinfect everything.

Your football.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You're talking about putting my foot out the door?

Yeah, so just to just for safety, you stick your

I'm sorry, my name is Milton with um uh Precious Pop-Up pedicure.

We do pedicures, we we go around because we know a lot of people can't get out.

So, you know, we're small business, we're just trying to stay afloat right now.

So that's but your husband called in about you know, he called us.

He wanted to get an appointment for you.

And but we come to your house, and when you stick your leg out, we'll do the pedicure, and then you stick the other leg out and we'll do that one.

Milton, honey, sweetheart.

I know you've seen a lot of feeding you've.

I'm gonna put my feet out the window, first of all.

You know,

whichever is convenient, the window or the door.

I don't care what it is.

If I'm gonna get my feet done, I'm gonna have my dump my feet done in a chair inside, and I'll be I'd be out of my head if I put my feet out the window.

People don't see my feet out the window.

That is crazy.

And I'm I'm I'm I'm coming correct as a as a businesswoman, woman to man, Milton.

I suggest you just you you tailor that back in.

Maybe you can do some some buy me in advance pedicures or sh like that, but my fing feet are too fragile and beautiful to be putting out the f window.

Well, well, there lies the problem, ma'am.

Um, and I if you don't mind, your your husband, Kelvin, is the one that called, and he's the one that says that your feet look a mess.

So that's why we're calling.

He's the one that booked the appointment for you.

You know what?

My feet are fing beautiful.

And again, Milton, you know what I'm saying.

Well, are they are they beautiful now since you've been in I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Are you are you the person who should be telling me that?

That's not my husband, who I will have a conversation with after this conversation.

So I I guess my question is, ma'am, you're saying your feet are beautiful, but are they beautiful now since they you've been locked up for a month or so?

I mean, evidently you you you evidently your feet are scaring your husband because he's the one calling, saying, Oh my god, I gotta get my wife's feet done.

My feet are gorgeous, sweetheart.

Okay, they're beautiful.

They're supple, the beautiful, they've got a beautiful tone of caramel to them.

They shine in the sunshine, whether they're polished or not.

My husband will love them, whether they're painted, clips, but I don't think your husband loves them because he called us.

Obviously, Milton, you're not thinking.

And I think you need to check with your wife, Wendy.

Do you know that?

There's no reason you should ever have this conversation with a grown woman about her feet is what her husband says.

I don't know you, and I'm trying to be as polite as possible.

You will not be.

Stepping into my fing window.

Are you crazy?

I'm not gonna come you window.

You just stick your foot out of the window or the door, whichever one is convenient for you.

Okay?

It's not that hard.

It's gonna 15, 20 minutes and we're done.

Oh no, no, no, no.

You are not getting business.

15 or 20 minutes.

Do you know how much time it takes to get a texture done?

Do you know?

Well, this is

a pop-up.

This is a pop-up pedicure.

Pop the f down.

You sh gonna be driving through with three wheels at this point.

I'm not taking that.

No, no, no, no, no.

And I'm having a conversation with my husband to never call you again.

And I do suggest that you have a conversation with Wendy, who I don't know, but I think she would agree with me.

20 minutes is not long enough.

My feet are beautiful.

And don't ever call me again and tell me that you think for some reason that because my husband told you that they were bad feet, or I needed to get a pedicure that you have the right to tell me that you don't know me.

And if you do ever come by my house, I swear to fing God, I will stick my foot up your fing.

And don't ever, ever try and do bring that up to me again.

Don't call my house.

This is what Kev This is what Kelvin told us, ma'am.

Okay?

You are not supposed to tell a woman that.

Like I said, I'm done.

I'm okay.

But you do you want do you want to know what else, Kelvin?

Do you want to know what else Kelvin told us to do?

Do you want to know what else Kelvin told us to do?

No, I don't.

Okay, okay.

But can I just can I just please tell you what else Kelvin told us?

I'm gonna give you a few seconds and then I'm I'm hanging up.

Okay, this is a moment of truth.

Kelvin gave us a call.

He gave me a call.

Me, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

He told me to prank phone call his wife.

No, are you serious?

I'm serious.

Are you serious?

Yo, you know what, sweetheart?

You're you are so on top.

Right now, because if this had actually been the truth, I would have been throwing my husband out the fing door.

Excuse my frankiness.

First of all, how are how are you doing?

I mean, not gonna have you on the phone.

Can we have a heart to heart?

Because I love you.

We can have heart to heart.

How you doing?

I'm good.

How are you doing?

How are you doing during this this whole pandemic?

How you doing?

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm you know.

My feet are looking good, but I've been listening to you on the daily.

And I'm so happy to hear your voice.

There we go.

I appreciate it.

I've been staying up to beat on everything.

You've been putting a smile on my face every day.

Um I feel like there's a new light here now.

So, you know, things are great.

I love me some kind of let me tell you, but I love you too.

I appreciate it.

Hey, 2020, come on, let the nephew know.

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