Eyelash Extension Prank

Hey, it's lashing out.

How can we lash out?

Um, I'm trying to reach Bianca.

This is Bianca.

Hey, listen, my name is Brian.

My um, my wife Jamie come up there and get her eyelashes done.

Is uh who the who's the owner of this place?

Uh I am Brian.

What's going on?

Okay.

You be you're Bianca.

You the one that owned the place?

I'm Bianca.

I'm the owner.

We opened about a year and a half ago.

Proud, happy, black owned, women owned, women owned establishment.

What can I do for you?

Okay, here's the deal.

I'm sick and tired of my wife coming.

Up there, and then when she gets back home, she got these thick ass eyelashes on and they long as hell.

You know, I mean, it's they these eyelashes thickened on a somebody's mustache.

This is a damn shame.

You know?

Now I didn't tell her to take this.

Brian, hold up.

Hold hold up, Brian.

Now I I may or may not be the person doing it, but whoever, I'm pretty sure probably that sounds familiar, but whoever, we have a lot of customers, but whoever comes in here, they pick their lashes.

We we you know, we collaborate, but the girls are saying what they want done.

They pick it.

So if they're thick, they're thick because they want them thick.

Okay, well, these are too they too thick and then and they too long.

Your eyelashes ain't supposed to be sticking away out past your nose.

That's a damn shame.

But let me let me tell you what I'm getting at though.

Here's here's here's my reason for calling.

If my wife come home one more time, say what?

Brian, you can you send her down because I mean I'm running a business here and you sound crazy.

They can hear you through the phone.

The girls are looking at me in the chair.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't know.

Can you calm down?

You loud and screaming.

All I'm saying is if my wife comes home with these la long, thick ass eyelashes again.

I'm gonna come up there and raise holy hell at that damn place.

I'm telling you the truth about that.

You're not what are you talking about?

Why are you threatening me?

You are not coming up here.

We just

come home with some thick ass long eyelashes again.

I am.

No, you're not coming up here.

We just opened a year and a half ago.

We are doing good.

We don't need no drama from nobody.

You need to talk to your wife, fix your marriage.

Don't come out here taking it.

Ain't nothing wrong with my marriage.

The only thing wrong with my marriage is these damn thick ass eyelashes, and they too long.

That's the why are you why are you calling me with this?

See, now I'm yelling.

I'm calling because this is where she got her eyelashes done.

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Then you need to talk to your wife.

Okay, I need to calm down.

I'm running a business here.

What you trying to do?

Sabotage me.

What you work for the car?

I ain't trying to sabotage.

But I tell you what, if she comes home with these long thick ass eyelashes again, I'm gonna come up there and I'm gonna find all the violations of codes and everything, building codes, and and I will get you shut down if we go if we don't stop these long thick ass eyelashes.

Okay, Brian, I'm from the South Side.

So, mother, you need to back up because now you're threatening my livelihood.

Yes, I'm gonna go there with you.

You threatening my livelihood, you threatening the jobs of so many girls here.

What are you doing?

You need to talk to your wife and you just back the f up.

And I am sorry to curse.

We try to spit class here, but you now you're making me lash out at from lash out, mother.

You need to back up.

This is my job.

And people have jobs.

What are you doing?

Threatening to come up here.

I'm gonna call the cops on you, and you will not be able to come up here, and we will not let your pick get her her her eyelashes on you, and you need to fix your marriage because you got some anger issues.

Clearly, you pissed off at your wife, and you calling us threatening to ruin our business.

Brian, what is your wife's name?

What what's name is Jamie.

Okay.

Does anybody in here know Jamie or do Jamie's lashes?

Okay, it's like four girls raising their hand because everybody goes to somebody different.

So I don't know who is does Jamie's lashes, but uh, you got some anger issues, okay?

I ain't got no anger issue.

The only problem I got is my wife having some long thick eyelashes and and they further out than her nose and thicker than somebody's mustache.

That's what I got a problem with.

Okay, you know what?

Jamie just needs to leave your ass because if you got an issue, call her.

Why are you calling us?

It's already like a little bit more.

Why why wouldn't I call the people that put the thick ass eyelashes on?

Why wouldn't I?

Well, first of all, you need to talk to Jamie and send her up here.

We're gonna tell her net to leave your ass, first of all.

Second of all, I don't I cannot help you.

You are interrupting my grinding, okay?

You are interrupting our grinding.

And we got a business going here.

What is your problem?

Can't you go do some work?

Go and talk to your wife and fix your marriage.

You know what?

You know what?

You know what?

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what, Bianca.

I tell you what.

You're not trying to fix it.

No, no, no.

You ain't trying to fix the problem.

I'll be up there.

I'll be up there and and I will bring somebody that will shut that shit up.

Somebody call the cops right now.

Call them now.

Tell them somebody is coming up here and they threatening us.

Lash out.

Call.

See, they uh three girls calling right now.

So bring your little up here, motherfucker.

Come on.

Come on.

Bring in, bring it up here.

Bring it up.

Well, let me ask you something.

Is is is Carmen up there?

Yeah, Carmen is sitting in my face right now.

What is going on doing?

You know him, Carmen?

Yes.

Why are you asking me about Carmen?

Where is where is Carmen at right now?

She's right here looking at me.

What?

What is going on, Carmen?

Is she is she laughing?

Hold on.

Yeah, now she's starting to laugh.

What is the f is going on?

Y'all got me looking crazy at my house.

Hey, Bianca, Bianca, calm down, baby.

Check this out.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.

Your girl Carmen got me the prank phone call you.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Carmen.

Okay.

You know what?

Y'all got me out here looking bad.

I cannot Tommy.

Tommy, nephew, Tommy, oh my God.

Oh my God.

What's up, baby?

What's up, girl?

I'm just lashing out a little bit.

That's all.

I'm just lashing.

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh.

I'm sorry.

Nephew Tommy, I was acting crazy.

You got to tell the nephew what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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