Retirement Home Underwear Prank

Hello.

Yo.

Oh, yeah, who's this?

Who is this?

This is attorney David.

David, who Uh-huh.

This is Anthony.

Anthony, I was giving you a call.

You used to work at the uh uh senior center, am I right?

Yes.

Okay, we got a bit of a problem here.

Uh are you familiar with Miss F.

Yes.

Yes.

Older lady that uh uh uh uh Caucasian lady that's here at the center?

Yes.

Okay.

Now we got a problem.

I know you retired in uh in December, but uh there's cleaning out her room, cleaning up her room, there's been some uh uh men's underwear found here and she's saying that it's yours.

Well then you gotta f problem because uh I don't know where the ladies live at.

No, here here at the center, sir.

They're claiming that

at the center, you find the ladies and men underwear, said it was mine or whoever and whatever, whatever.

Now I don't waste my time with that.

If you gonna call somebody, call somebody, get it straightened out.

But don't waste my time with you.

Have a nice day.

Wait just a minute, sir.

I don't wanna have to I don't wanna have to get officials to come down there.

Yes, sir, Mr.

Just this is a turn.

Listen, I don't want I wanna I wanna try to do this without your wife finding out, but we need I got a few questions I need to ask you.

Tell your wife the puffy you, man.

Don't mess with me.

You basically wasted my time.

Come on.

Call it back, dog.

Hey, this is Doris.

Please enjoy the music until I answer your call.

That's right.

Everybody say yay!

Hello.

Doris, it's time.

Yes.

He didn't cuss up, but he keeps hanging up.

So

I need I need you to help me out.

I want you to uh call from your phone.

Uh-huh.

And put us on three-way and say, hey, you need to talk to these people.

Okay.

Hello?

Hello.

This is Doris.

Tony's right here.

Um, I told him about this situation with so I just want him to clear it up so you can stop calling him, okay?

Yes, I I uh this is a attorney David.

Is he available where I can speak with him?

Sure.

Hold on a second.

Attorney David.

David.

Hello.

Hello, Mr.

Uh Tony, Anthony.

Yeah.

Could you possibly tell me what's going on?

Uh why we would find your your underwear in Miss F is um in her room?

How you know it wasn't your underwear?

I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry, sir?

I say how I know it ain't your underwear.

Sir, I don't I didn't work here.

The young the lady is saying that it's actually your underwear that's been in her room here at the retirement home.

Well, man, you got the wrong one.

This is a bad time to be messing with me.

And where is you at anyway?

Sir, I'm down here at my office right now.

Well, where you off is at?

Do you need to come and see me?

Yeah, I need to come see you.

Where you off is at?

What seems to be the situation?

Because I'm getting I'm I'm getting a hostile situ uh you're sounding very hostile right now, sir.

Yeah, well, I'm a hostile individual.

Okay.

You're calling me something about some old old lady.

Go call me about somebody, call me something about one of you say yo.

Sir, you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna talk to me like you got some sex.

Man, I ain't got to watch nothing.

I'm an old man.

I ain't got to do but die.

I don't even pay taxes.

What you want?

Uh you want to do something, you go ahead and only do it, but don't be calling my number no more.

Okay.

Well, I want to tell you this, sir.

Yes.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You have been pranked phone call by your girl that's standing right there with you, Doris.

You know what?

I ought to kick both of y'all.

Why you do that, Tom?

What's wrong with you, man?

Man, man, you know, this ain't no good time for me, man.

I don't have time, man.

You messing with where you at, man?

Man, I'm I'm I'm I'm in the studio.

I'm in New York.

Oh, New York.

Well, you get a chance when you're going back to Philly, you stop through Trinity.

Put your picture on TV so I see what know what you look like the next time I see you.

Oh man.

You got you got it, but you must only know this woman.

You got the wrong one.

You should have had somebody else's name.

This is a whole woman.

And I know she couldn't get that off of nobody because she's crazy as hell.

Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing, Mr.

Anthony.

What is the baddest radio show in the land, man?

Man, you know what it is.