Dirty Underwear at the Wash and Fold

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Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Sam or Sammy.

Uh I'm not sure which one.

This is Sammy.

This is Sammy.

What's up?

Hey, Sammy, how are you?

This is uh this is Kevin.

I'm the uh the manager over here at Fresh and Clean Wash and Fold.

Yeah, well, what's going on, Kevin?

Um, you bring your clothes here pretty much on a on a weekly basis, is that correct?

Yeah, I I stop through probably once a week.

Okay, and you're bringing, you know, I mean you're pretty much bringing a full load of clothes pretty much uh once a week, right?

Yeah, I just bring whatever I got.

Okay.

Um well, we got a bit of a problem.

Uh talking to my my employees here that have been you know they bring well.

We what what's going on?

I mean, you not get your money or something?

Uh no, no, no.

You you we we have you on file.

You have your your your card goes through every week when you um uh when you bring your things.

So no, that's that's not the issue at all.

All right, then uh what kind of problem could we have?

Well, the ladies that are washing the clothes are complaining that when you bring your load in, I mean, I don't know how to really tell you this, but you're you're saying that your underwear is too dirty, they don't want to wash it.

You know.

You you playing, right?

No, I'm dead serious.

What are you talking about?

I uh my underwear is dirty.

I'm not any more dirty than anybody else.

Sir, all I can tell you is we wash quite a few people's clothes on a daily basis, weekly basis.

For my employees to complain about your load, then I have to give you a call and talk to you about it.

My man, I I feel like you're.

No, that's not what this is, bro.

This is actually a call, and I'm and you know, we have we have two options.

Are you out there calling everybody else?

No, I don't have a I haven't had a complaint.

I know there's more dirty people than me going in your spot because I see them.

Okay.

Here's the deal.

We have two options here.

You can scrub your underwear before you bring it in.

First off, uh you over here raising your voice now.

What are you talking about?

Scrub my underwear.

We clean, man.

I'm clean.

I bring my s in, I drop it off, I pick it up.

Okay.

So here's the problem.

Once again, I'll start this off.

You have two options, sir.

You can bring in your stuff scrubbed, okay?

When and when my ladies take a look at it if they're comfortable with cleaning it, so be it.

Or, you know, we might not be able to accept your your clothes anymore.

Man, I don't even gotta go up there anymore then.

If you if you really playing around on my phone like this, I ain't even gotta go up in there anymore.

Let me talk to your manager, man.

I am the manager, sir.

I'm Kevin.

I'm the manager.

You don't sound like the manager.

You how are you the manager calling my manager?

But what what the what does a manager sound like then, Sammy?

You know, who who owned the building?

Let me talk to him.

Okay, here's how I hear right now.

I'm the manager and I'm the one taking care of this problem.

My ladies have a problem with washing your underwear, and I'm calling you to let you know there's a problem.

I'm letting you know the way to rectify the problem is you can scrub them before you bring them in, and then we will wash them.

If you do not want to do that, we will not be allowed to take.

You ain't gotta rectify you.

I ain't gonna go up there no more then.

That's fine.

I ain't gotta come through your spot.

That's fine.

You do you know how dirty, how funky your clothes gotta be, man?

For my for my people to be telling me they don't want to wash them no more.

You know how funky that's got to be, Sammy?

Man, who the f are your people?

Who are your ladies?

Man, I go up in there, I ain't never had a problem with they.

You know what?

I ain't never even seen your f up in this motherfucker.

What the f you been at there?

Now I look like I got a problem with Kevin.

Who the f is Kevin, man?

You say you the manager.

You ain't never f been there.

I'm here.

I'm just not here when you're here.

Are you?

What the f going on with you, man?

I'm not in the I'm not in the back washing, but I am I am here periodically when I need to be.

Don't worry about when I'm at work.

Man, I ain't never seen your ass and I ain't never had a problem with your lady.

Hey, well, don't worry about when I'm at work.

Worry about how to scrub your underwear.

That's what you worry about.

Man, I'm done with you, bro.

What the f you on my phone doing this for?

Man, you know, f your ass.

And f everybody at that mother washing for bruh.

You know what?

You know what?

I'm trying to be as professional as I can, but the way that you're talking to me, you can wash your damn clothes your own self then.

That's what you can do.

That's fine, man.

And you can keep on managing the god laundry man.

Whatever the f you doing with your life.

Okay, well, do whatever you're doing with your life, but do what do the world a favor and clean your f drawers.

Bro, I'ma come through and wash your ass if you keep talking and f around on my phone.

Hey man, how you want to do this?

Here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm just letting you know.

I'm gonna double charge your credit card for the amount of work that my people had to do.

I'm putting a stop payment on my so if that goes through on your end, we're gonna have a mother problem.

Well, I don't know how you're gonna put a stop to it when I'm running your card right now.

There's nothing you can freaking do.

Okay, okay.

That's it.

That's fine.

I'm gonna show I'm gonna show up at the fresh and clean there.

You the manager, you should be there 50 hours a week then.

I'm gonna come meet your Kevin.

Okay, well, that's that's fine with me.

You know what?

I don't understand.

Why can't you just say, you know what?

Let me do a better job at cleaning my underwear.

How about that?

I know I know your life ain't that good.

I know you're over there managing a g my laundromatic and now you getting bored at work and don't be calling my fing phone playing around in this, because I know you ain't doing this to nobody else.

I'm exactly doing this to someone.

I'm not doing this to anybody else.

I don't have to do it to anybody else because nobody's bringing their clothes in like this.

Bruh, I've been up there.

Your employees are more dirty than my Well, Sammy, evidently not.

Evidently not.

Your clothes.

What why are my employees complaining about you?

I don't know.

I want your employees to complain about your too.

They're not complaining about.

About my underwear, Sammy.

You're the dirty guy.

Man, you know what?

I'm done with your You get you got any other you want to talk about?

We can talk about Carlton.

What the f you just Carlton, how the f you know Carlton?

I know he doesn't bring his up there.

Oh, what you want to talk about your brother, Carlton?

You want to talk about him?

My brother Carlton.

How the f you know?

If he's bringing this up there, he just f started.

So yeah, what we gonna talk about, Carlton?

What Carlton doing?

Well, I'm I'm gonna tell you what Carlton doing.

Carlton has been calling me, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show to prank phone call.

You, Sammy D.

You just got pranked, baby.

You just got pranked by your brother Carlton and the nephew.

Hey.

Yeah, man.

You you ain't Carlton on some bullshit told me about some underwear, bro.

We need a we need a little washer scrub, baby.

A little wash your scrub.

Man, you you you

have to be tied up for real, man.

You good?

You're all right, man.

Nobody's nobody.

Your underwear is clean, Sammy.

Your underwear is clean.

Keep dropping them off at the watching phone.

Don't quit.

Don't quit taking your clothes up there.

I'm good, man.

I don't know about Carlton after this, but I'm good.

All right, Sammy D, you gotta tell me.

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