Secret Admirer Sent Draws

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, he's louder than I am.

Well, you know, we're gonna mail a little something, Shirley.

You know, this something me and Cat Dog did, and we got ignored.

You don't let Yeah, we gonna mail something, all right?

It's the gift.

We we gonna mail the gift.

Good luck with the mail.

Don't let nothing get in the way of the joke.

Let's go, cat dog.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to uh I'm trying to reach Bree.

This is Bra.

Hey Bree, how you doing?

Listen, we um you and I, we've never met.

I wanted to reach out to you though.

Did you um did you get um did you get a package that I sent to you last week?

A package?

Who is this?

My name is my n uh my name is Jason.

Um and I sent you a package.

Jason, do I know you?

Do who who are you?

Say again now.

How do I know you?

You don't know me.

I I'm I'm just, you know, like I guess you could say I'm like a secret admirer, and I've been admiring you for quite some time.

And uh, you know, I I I sent you a little something, and uh, you know, I didn't know if even if you got it or not, if I had the right address, but I wanted to know if you had gotten it.

So uh, you know, this is like my first time reaching out to you.

You the that sent that package to my house.

Uh, yeah, I mean you got you got a pair of a pair of my underwear with the rose petals all in it.

You said yeah, you know the fen drives to my house.

Who the f are you?

And how do you know me?

I've been admired you for a long time.

I mean, I see I see you at your job, I see you at your house, you know, at the grocery market when I see you.

So what you talk about?

Well, you do I know you we but where do I know you from?

You don't know me, you know.

You don't know me at all.

But you know I got you know wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You you listened to some draw to my house, got my husband all all up in the up Roar behind these damn drawers and you don't even know me.

You got a husband?

Yeah, I got a husband.

Oh okay, I didn't I I d I mean, hey, I no disrespect, Bree.

I ain't I ain't know you had a husband.

So if you've been watching me stalking me at my job at my house, you ought to know that Hey, I I I apologize on that, but you so you did get it.

I want no apology.

Yeah, I got him.

Okay, I mean, what did you think about the gesture though?

I mean Let me explain something to you.

My husband got that package with my name on it, and I've been for the last week going through hell.

This checking my Facebook, all of my emails, going through my call history on my phone.

I I get he wake my up in the middle of the night talking about this and you gonna ask me about are you crazy?

No, I I I you know, I hey, I I was just admiring you.

I thought, you know, sending a pair of my underwear with draws to my house?

I know you like that.

I don't even know you like that.

I mean you don't know I know, I know.

But I you know that was my way of like showing you that I admire you, that I'm I'm I'm into you, you know.

That was just

That's some sick.

I don't need no more drawers.

Especially no strange drawers.

I got drawers at the house.

I got two sons, a husband, I watch drawers every week.

I don't need no more draw.

You don't do no s like that.

Upset my whole household, have me damn near in divorce court behind some drawers.

What I want to know is how the hell do you know me?

How how do you how did you get my address where I work, where I buy what how do you know me?

My phone number, all this how the do you know me?

I I I don't get that.

Where did you get my from?

I tell you what, call this number back when my husband gets home, you can deal with him.

Wait, wait, wait.

You get he can get your drawers back.

You come meet him in the morning.

I have him there.

Come by my job.

I'm not trying to have altercations with nobody.

I'm not trying to have all of that.

You explain this to him and get this off my

Okay, let me ask you this here.

Will you send me some of yours?

No the f you didn't.

Are you not listening to me?

Hell no, you can't handle my drawers.

Why don't you ask my husband for 'em when he see you in the morning?

Why don't you ask him for some of my drawers?

I thought I thought it would be, you know, like a sign of something something intimate, something from me, you know, uh kind of like a token of uh uh where I wanted the relationship to go.

I I I I don't even know you.

You got my damn near in divorce court behind some damn drawers and I don't even know who the f are you?

How who are you?

How do you know so much about me?

Where did you get my address from?

How do you know where I work?

How you give my following who the f are you?

Matter of fact, say what number lock this number in.

You c call back on this number in an hour when that is home so we can get this straight.

So you can talk to him.

Do that with me.

Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.

See, I'm not looking for no altercation.

Now if it if if if Well you look you were looking for something and you still not understand, so obviously that's what you want because I'm trying to explain to you, you didn't upset my whole household, got my over here nerves, and you ain't understanding it.

So obviously what you are looking for is altercation.

No, I'm not looking for it.

I I'm looking for I'm looking for some personal time with you.

That's what I'm looking for.

My personal time is with my d husband.

What about that, don't you understand?

I g I

Will you send me a pair of your underwear.

He what?

I mean I mean, is that asking too much?

If you just send me a pair, I'll go away.

I send you the alright.

Give me your address.

Yeah, tell me where to send 'em.

Tell me where to send these draws right now.

Are you gonna send 'em?

What's that?

Hell yeah, send me the address.

You give me the f address.

As a matter of fact, I handle it right Tonight.

See, you're trying to create an altercation.

Why not just give you a P.O.

box?

See, you're trying to create an altercation.

No, give me your address.

You got mine.

You got my fing address.

Let me send you something to your address.

No, no, that's all right.

Look, you know what?

Can I say one more thing to you?

No, yeah.

You know what?

I want it.

What what the f do you have to say to me?

Can I say one more thing to you, please?

What what do you want?

I just want to tell you who I am.

Can I tell you who I am?

You never told me who you are.

I want to know how the f you know me.

Where you get my s from?

Listen to me real closely.

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin morning show.

You just got pranked by your sister.

Oh.

Hello?

Oh, I'm a glow.

What?

What the f oh my goodness.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm gonna get her.

Oh my God.

Hey, look, we started this over a week and a half ago.

We said You don't have to tell me.

I've been going through hell for a week behind them damn cross.

Oh my goodness.

All right, Bree.

Tell your man to simmer down.

It was all a prank phone call, baby.

Oh my god.

He is not going to believe this.

Oh my goodness.

He is not gonna believe it.

Tell me this, Bree.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey morning show.

Draws and all.

Draws and all my

I do draws, I do skirts, I do.

I do it all.

That was wrong, though.

Yeah, wrong.

Y'all see some draws to this lady house, too.

Oh man.

Me and Kat man Oh yeah.

Hey man.

Uh-huh.

Checking a Facebook

Waking up in the middle of the night having conversation?

That's too much.

That was really bad, Tommy.

Yeah.

I don't know how you speak to this.

It was funny now, but I don't know.

You don't know you went over the line till you go over the line.

Okay, I was like,

Tommy.

Tommy.

If I'm her husband, I'm whooping you.

As soon as I see you.

Because dog, you didn't have my house messed up.

You ain't that damn funny.

Man, dog.

Oh, no, come.

Tommy, that right there at least deserve a smack upside the back of your head.

Hard.

I'm talking about real hard.

All right, nephew.

Thank you.

Drawls.

Coming up next, the strawberry letter.

Uh subject.

He's louder than I am.

We'll get into it right after this.

You tell me.

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