Stolen Jesus Statue

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A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.

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Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 1

Hey, Orlando.

Speaker 2

Hey, Tommy, how's it going?

Speaker 1

Hey, man, what's going on?

Speaker 1

You doing all right?

Speaker 2

I'm doing good, doing good.

Speaker 2

Uh what's up?

Speaker 1

Hey, listen.

Speaker 1

I need you to do something for me.

Speaker 1

Do you need your your uh your coverage?

Speaker 4

I'm trying to receive no no no no, not because we're gonna go.

Speaker 4

Hey, listen, I'm telling what you do for me.

Speaker 1

I live like one of four five street dogs.

Speaker 1

I don't want you to call a guy and tell him I'm doing a ballet downstairs.

Speaker 1

I can force ticket number.

Speaker 1

Hey, we got a little bit of an issue, but my manager's gonna call you back.

Speaker 4

Okay, let me let me ask you something.

Speaker 2

What is the biggest guy I gotta be at the valet guy?

Speaker 5

You gotta be the manager.

Speaker 1

You got

Speaker 1

to do the ballet.

Speaker 1

You got leaving up with the main job.

Speaker 1

The Y me on him.

Speaker 4

Where did you get your idea from?

Speaker 2

Hello.

Speaker 5

I'm I'm I'm lost.

Speaker 2

What you talking about, man?

Speaker 2

You actually got screened from, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5

Jesus, Chris.

Speaker 2

I'm just gonna need your number real quick.

Speaker 2

And uh, I could uh have my manager to call you back.

Speaker 5

Hey, what what's the five three four six?

Speaker 5

Why you why do you need my man on the birds?

Speaker 2

I got I got your number for one of the people that live.

Speaker 4

I'm just asking you on the real something where you get this item from.

Speaker 5

I'm able to be back shortly and he'll uh tell you everything.

Speaker 5

What do you find there you are?

Speaker 4

I got the same thing in my yard, and it looks like you done stole my own.

Speaker 2

And you just stole handle.

Speaker 2

That's the problem I got with you.

Speaker 5

No, the problem you got is licensed.

Speaker 1

I got it from here, bro.

Speaker 5

I didn't even hear you, manny.

Speaker 1

This must be my team and my dogs.

Speaker 5

I'm just seeing over here.

Speaker 5

I'm gonna stand over here six years.

Speaker 1

You ain't heard that thing last year.

Speaker 4

You ain't hearing it.

Speaker 5

Thank you.

Speaker 5

I've been waiting to hear from you.

Speaker 5

Oh my god.

Speaker 1

And I put it in the middle of the city.

Speaker 5

Who are you to call me and tell me about my theme about what's going on with my car going on?

Speaker 1

What's your number?

Speaker 4

I'm gonna tell you right now.

Speaker 6

I mean, I am rearranging your theme and get a different thing because you got the same theme out here.

Speaker 6

No, I can't really over there.

Speaker 5

I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 4

If I got to come over there and unclear, so

Speaker 5

you got to work on the

Speaker 5

plugins here.

Speaker 5

No, no, no.

Speaker 5

He's gone.

Speaker 5

He's right on my street in my house.

Speaker 4

I tell you what, then I'm just gonna do this too.

Speaker 4

Okay, I'm gonna just come over there and shake it.

Speaker 2

And take them on me and I show yacht.

Speaker 4

That's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 5

You're gonna be for real problems, but first of all, that's like.

Speaker 4

The bottom line is this right here.

Speaker 4

You got the nerve to do the same thing I got.

Speaker 4

I'm Fall Street So I'm driving through looking at everybody's uh looking at everybody's shooter.

Speaker 5

I understand.

Speaker 5

I understand something.

Speaker 1

There is no way everybody's got a lot of people.

Speaker 1

You know, wait.

Speaker 5

I can't be sure whether it's the police involved coming up on the came.

Speaker 1

I'm just saying, we are saying you've been running.

Speaker 4

What I'm finished with this right here.

Speaker 4

I'm finna come take Jesus off your yard.

Speaker 5

I'm finna take Jesus in the way.

Speaker 5

That's what you would like to do with it.

Speaker 5

I'm still

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don't turn your lights on and I'm not sure.

Speaker 1

I'm originally

Speaker 4

stole my idea.

Speaker 5

Okay,

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responsible.

Speaker 5

Come on, come out here and let's sit down.

Speaker 1

Let me tell you something right now.

Speaker 1

Jesus and then why is he coming out?

Speaker 5

Okay, and we don't come to where the car is.

Speaker 5

You know what we are here if you want to.

Speaker 5

I'm mad at the north.

Speaker 4

I'm at a cooking man.

Speaker 5

I'm at the end.

Speaker 5

I don't know what the way I'm having away.

Speaker 5

Who is this everybody right now?

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, but

Speaker 1

we asked you this here.

Speaker 1

Okay, are you mad evening, Doc?

Speaker 1

You mad with your wife?

Speaker 5

My going on.

Speaker 5

Let my coming night.

Speaker 4

Why you why you can't come up with your own theme, man?

Speaker 1

Why you can't come on your own.

Speaker 1

This is what you call me.

Speaker 5

Steve Harvey.

Speaker 5

What kind of card you got to call?

Speaker 5

I can buy you.

Speaker 4

You know what?

Speaker 4

Don't worry about where I'm at.

Speaker 5

I'm gonna be there with your life.

Speaker 4

Your life ain't coming home tonight.

Speaker 5

You should have accused me.

Speaker 4

You trying to get a problem is you the warm best yard.

Speaker 5

I'm calling you this.

Speaker 6

She's right here right now.

Speaker 6

I'm not gonna go back and forth with you.

Speaker 6

Let me let me go around and say this to you right now, dog.

Speaker 4

Okay, Larry on your shit.

Speaker 4

You from the other side of the family.

Speaker 5

You say your name was a big one.

Speaker 6

No, you come down then.

Speaker 5

Oh you're gonna tell me she is your mama making.

Speaker 6

Yeah, she's making up about forty five people.

Speaker 4

I'm next to the Steve Harvey morning show.