Thunderbolt's Male Dancing Gig

Hey man, let me uh speak not here.

Who's calling?

Hey, this Thunderbolt from the club, man.

Uh what time she get in?

Thunderbolt.

Hello?

Yeah.

Yeah, this Thunderbolt, man.

What time did she get in?

What you mean?

What time she get in?

Uh she ain't in here now, but you know, I mean, I'll what you need.

Hey, uh, this is a fiance.

I'm calling up on uh I'm trying to actually get her address and stuff, man.

She got me dancing this weekend on Saturday night.

And uh I want to see her make sure I got the address and everything, everything's still on, you know.

I done already gave my slot up here.

That's me, she got you dancing.

Say, what now?

What you mean she got you dancing?

She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night.

So I I went on and took off at the club, and uh, you know, she don't already got my my girl ain't she ain't had you do no male dancing.

My girl, she nah.

My girl, she goes she goes to school at at at night on weekends, so you know, but nah she ain't Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Okay, who is this here?

My name David.

David G uh fiance.

What?

Yeah, that's my gal.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Squeaky finna get married?

Squeaky?

Who the fquey?

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay, you you my girl ain't I'm David.

Right, okay.

That that that's squeaky.

Squeaky finna get married.

I dance at man.

I'm Thunderbolt.

But I'm how do you know my gal?

She come to the club on Saturday.

She asked me about doing some dancing for this coming Saturday.

So she already gave me half the money.

She comes to the club on on Saturdays.

Nah, my girl, she she goes to school on Saturdays, Lane.

You know, no.

Oh boy, listen.

I first I'm blown away by you trying to tell me squeaky married.

That that you got me really tow up with that.

I don't know no no squeaky.

That's what we call her at the club, man.

Hey man, look, I'm not finna get into all of that.

What I'm really calling about is she got me working this weekend doing some dancing.

And I'm trying to just make sure that we on for this weekend because I done gave my spot up at the club.

You trying to tell me my girl hanging out at a buck naked club with dance?

Man, squeaky been coming up in there, man, for the last bunk of Weakie, she's been in long enough to have a dick name?

No.

I've been knowing Squeaky four or five years.

Squeaky been coming.

Man, this this Thunderbolt, me and Squeaky go way back.

Oh, no, man.

Well, we're gonna handle when she gets in here.

And you can, you know, handle yours, however, you gotta handle it, talk to whoever you got to to get your little money or whatever.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hold on, I can't get my slot back off.

I'm on wait a minute, man.

That's not

you listening, man.

I can't get my slot back at the club.

Now Squeaky got to give me the remaining balance, man.

Even if she ain't gonna do it.

I need my other winning.

You can just count that out.

She ain't finna give you a name.

Hey man, Thunderbolt gonna get his money, man.

I need my one fifty.

Thunderbolt's gonna get his whooped.

Well then that's what you got to do, then that's what you got to do, man.

That's all you got for Thunderbolt.

You ain't finna get no cash talking about calling Squeaky and all this old.

I ain't working for to give money away to some Thunderbolt lightning or whatever.

Hey man, look, man, it's Thunderbolt.

It ain't lightning, it's Thunderbolt.

Lightning worked on Wednesday night.

This Thunderbolt.

I don't know who you done talked to already about that, but you need to holler at them, but don't be calling here asking my gal to give you some money.

She don't make nothing.

I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky.

I ain't I ain't hearing this don't make nothing.

Squeaky all the money around here.

So I you ain't finna get nothing from over here, partner, so you can wipe that out your mind.

I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.

You coming over here?

I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky.

So I ain't got time to play.

I done lost my slot at the club.

See what you get.

See if you get some money.

Get your laid out.

Thunder coming over there to get the rest of his thing.

Thunder, you better not bring your over here because you come over.

I tell you what, bring your on over here.

And I'm gonna show you lightning.

I ain't know you got some money already from she rides here giving you money the way I'm struggling.

I tell you what, you bring your over here if you want to and watch what's going on.

Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm gonna come over there and wait outside.

To get there to get the rest of my money.

That's what I'm saying to you.

You're gonna come over and sit outside what?

I'm finna come over there and wait outside for Squeaky to get there so I can get the rest of my money.

That's what I'm finna do.

If that's what it takes for me to get my money from Squeaky.

I tell you what, you bring your f over here there and sit outside my house.

And when you get your f here, you blow the horn.

That's what you do.

You blow the horn, so I come out there and beat you and let you know what's going down for bust your m.

And we missed me here.

She can see your laid out like a motherfucker.

Come on over here and get your money.

I'm going to get my money on it.

Squeaky owe me $150 that I'm finna come get.

I don't give a f what she owe you.

About understanding she's giving you.

You ought to be happy with that.

You want to come over here talking about you want some more money?

You don't somebody owe Thunderbolt a hundred and fifty dollars and Thunderbolt gonna get his money.

Better try to go to dance at the club on on this weekend.

Flee over here, you will not be dancing at that.

Talking about sitting out front of my house.

Squeaky gonna give me my one fifty.

You ain't even got nothing to do with this, no way.

This transaction is between me and Squeaky.

It ain't got nothing to do with you, no way.

Hey, her name is and it's got everything to do with me.

You call my house with this.

Talking about she owe you some money and you.

I'm gonna bring your on over here.

I got your money.

Come get your and I got your money right here.

I'm gonna be sitting out front waiting on you.

Squeaky the one asked for me to dance Saturday night.

Squeaky ass, I told her $300 plus tips.

Now I ain't gonna get no tips.

But I tell you what, I am gonna get my $300, though.

I got $150 and I'm gonna get the other $150 when Squeaky get home.

You ain't getting it from me, you won't get your buses from me.

I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Would you listen to me?

Say, man, what the f I'm listening?

I can hear you, but this is Matthew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your homeboy.

Who?

Who's this?

This is nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your homeboy.

Yeah.

You need to quit.

Say too much.

That's man, y'all.

I'm putting on boots and I got

to go out here and squabble.

I got tights and bad.

I'm gonna go out and spot a whip a b man.

Y'all wrong.

I'd be glad when somebody prank your f coming.

Come on, Kelly.