Super Bowl Cheating

Hello, this is John.

Hey, uh John, hey, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Beverly.

Beverly.

What is this?

Hey, this Penny, man.

Hey, uh, I just ran into Beverly at a uh at the sports bar, man, watching the Super Bowl game.

She gave me a number and told me uh give her a call if I was gonna be getting back out tonight.

So I'm I'm probably gonna go on and stay out, man.

So I wanted to see if uh

uh Beverly, you you sure you saying Beverly or uh or Beverly?

Who you try who you what are the action you trying to reach?

Well they was calling her Bev, but she she said call her Bev is what she told me.

But she gave me this number right here and told her, you know, told me to give her a call about getting out after the game.

So I you know the game just just got through being over, man.

So I'm gonna go.

Where did you say you met at again, huh?

Uh I was at a sports bar, man.

I ran into her and a bunch of and she might like what four or five of the girls, man.

You know, they was kicking and watching the game or whatever.

Okay, okay.

She's not here, but uh I tell you what, don't don't duck do you can go move around.

I got to you know, you know what I'm saying?

You can beat your feet.

Okay, wait a minute.

Let me ask you something.

So who who who are you?

Well, that's that's my gap, uh, you understand me?

So I mean, uh, first of all, I don't even know why she give we give you the number to our house, you understand me?

But I get to that with us.

You know what I'm saying?

Y'all literally?

Already, but I mean what she didn't tell you.

No, she just told me to hit her up and let's try to get out and you know, you know, I just I just stopped in there for a minute and watched the halftime over there and then I I kept it moving, you know.

But uh she told me, man, that to hit her up after the game, so I just decided to give her a call.

She wrote a number and everything down on a piece of knacking, you know, and put a little heart by it, man.

So I'm thinking, you know, I'm I'm thinking.

Say what once you just go here on, get your feet, move out.

You understand?

I I deal with her.

I check her or I'll get with her, you understand?

But you can go and move around, so you literally need not call you no more.

This our house, you understand me.

Okay, okay.

Well let me let me ask you this, man.

Do you mind uh do you mind letting her know that I did call?

Hold on.

Didn't you just hear me tell you my that this is like yeah?

This is my highest hold on, play boy.

Beat your feet, and just move around.

I hell this here, you understand?

I'm he I'm hearing what you say, man.

Um, but uh but that don't de that don't d uh uh uh separate the fact that you know, she she gave me a number and put a little heart on the napkin, man.

So she evidently wanted me to wanted me to call her.

Then I just tell you that I'm gonna fly.

You hear me?

I stuck on stupid all boy.

You need to move around, don't call her no floor.

You feel me?

You know what?

You know what?

Take this, man.

My old lady had to be giving it on alcohol, you feel me?

So I don't know if it was patrol or what it was, but she don't even do no like that to that.

She don't even pull them type of them stunts, man.

You know what I'm saying?

So I don't know who you or what this all about, but I know my old lady.

You feel me?

So let me have this here with her, and and you just gonna keep it moving, beat your feet and move around, you understand me.

Okay, so so so you say you say this ain't this ain't like her or something, this ain't it ain't normal for her to do nothing like this here?

No, she don't even get out like that, man.

Not not my old lady.

She don't blame it on alcohol, but uh she had to be on some patrol, because she don't even do that to her, you understand?

But I'm gonna deal with her.

You just need to move around.

You feel me?

Okay, okay, okay, I feel you, man.

I feel you on all that.

Okay, but do me one more solid then, brother.

I feel where you're coming from, but do me one more solid if you don't mind.

Will you have her call me when she gets in?

Didn't I just tell you one more?

What I what the fly do I need to tell her to call you?

Oh man, hold on, this is not getting a don't call him no more, oh boy.

You feeling it?

You get your ass called to you.

Move around, beat your feet.

You know?

Hey, hey, hey man, okay.

So so you might as well you might as well be mad at Tommy too because she gave Tommy the number.

I saw her, she don't she ain't even seated.

I saw her get Tommy the number.

You and Tommy go get your wig split open.

You feel me?

Now who the f this took me?

Okay, let me tell you this too.

Do you know who Tommy is?

You don't know who the f Tommy is.

Listen, I'm just gonna tell you this here.

You need to look out for Tommy.

She louder be with him now.

Who the f this took?

Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morty Show.

Damn, boy, you say, man, y'all are off that man.

I'm about to jump in my ride over this girl, man.

Man, man, y'all wrong to the mug, man.

Man, boy, y'all out of the line.

Man, I just got to watch the phone, man.

My boy's just brought it to me.

Oh, man.

We got you, man.

Look at here.

And here I am, dog.

Pranking on Super Bowl night.

I got you, big player.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

All right, dog.

What the impression worked up?

Well, I'll be we gotta go take

here.

You just told me.

You just she said, can you do this right during the game?

I said, you messing up my game.

No, I'm trying to watch the game.

Oh man, yeah, yeah, you got me.

She got me, man.

Woo!

All right, man.

I

gotta answer one more thing, man.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey bought it so bad.