Tax Write-Off Prank

Hello.

Hello.

I'm I'm trying to reach Kendrick.

This is he.

Hey, Kendrick, how you doing, man?

My name is uh Anthony, man.

Anthony Collins.

They call me AC.

How you doing?

I'm good, bro.

How you doing?

I'm good.

I'm good.

Hey, listen, uh, this right here, man.

This just I I don't even know how to put this though, but uh hey, listen, I'm calling you, man, because I got some issues.

I'm I'm getting ready to file my taxes.

And I'm going through all my expenses, all my receipts, and all this kind of stuff.

You know, I just I I I I can't I can't just let this go, man.

I I didn't spend like $20,000 on your wife last year.

And I I'm trying to figure out Oh, well, bruh.

Wait a minute.

You asking me You don't spend $20,000 on the chick I'm married to.

Is that what you telling me?

So I'm all I'm trying to do, man, is is I'm trying to do a write-off.

That's what I'm trying to do.

I'm trying to claim No, no, no, no, I'm not f the write-off.

Basically, what you're telling me is you f my wife.

I ain't say all that.

I ain't say all that.

Well, what the f you saying, bro?

All I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out is it all right if I claim Melanie on my expenses, man.

I'm over 20 grand on on money I spent on Melanie last year.

So, first let me understand something right quick.

You asking me for permission to claim my wife.

When the f did you ask for permission to f my wife?

Help me with that, bro.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Let's do this here.

Uh, Gerard, I ain't say I did that.

You saying that.

I'm saying I just want to claim the taxes because I spent 20K on it.

That's all I'm saying.

Okay, let's just let's do this, bro.

Let's put Melly on on the phone.

Let's put mail on the mother phone.

What's up?

We we ain't gotta bring mail in this.

We ain't gonna bring mail in this.

What I'm saying is

he already in it.

She in it.

What the f you mean we ain't gotta bring her in the she in it?

Man, you must be outside your damn mind.

All I'm saying is, do you have a problem with me claiming Melanie?

You mother fight I do, bruh.

I got a mother problem having this whole mother conversation.

When how first of all, how the f did you get my information?

How you get my number, bruh?

I asked around for your number.

I I ain't wanna call you.

It took me a week to t to call you.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm just trying to dude, I I done spent 20 grand, dog.

You understand what I'm saying?

When did you spend 20 grand?

That's the s I wanna know.

I ain't spent 20 grand on this mother.

And I'm married to her ass.

So what what the f do you doing that you spent 20,000 on my wife?

And then you wanna claim that help me understand that, bruh.

Hey man, I ain't trying to go into all my receipts on everything I did for Melanie.

I'm not trying to do that.

All I'm trying to do is is just uh I just want I want to cla I want to know if you can I don't want us both claiming it because that's how you get in trouble.

Bruh, you already in mother trouble.

Trouble is the last mother thing you ought to be worried about.

And you calling my mother phone, telling me about some that you got going home with my old lady and then you telling me can I have your permission?

You but

dog, we gotta give some kind of resolution to this.

A good resolution is a good ass whooping.

What the f you mean a resolution?

That's the only mother resolution we gonna get, bruh.

Ain't no other resolution.

Ain't no other resolution.

We ain't we ain't we ain't got else to talk about.

We ain't got a mother thing to talk about.

That's the resolution I got, Partner.

I I tell you what, bruh, I'm texting Mel right now.

I've been texting her since we've been on this mother phone.

Okay.

What are you texting her for?

Don't what the f you mean?

What am I texting her for?

She's the subject matter.

So that's why the f I'm texting her.

But you better pray to God this is some bull.

I hope to God you y'all got y'all people f with me like this by the ain't gonna go good, bruh.

At all.

At all.

Okay, so I guess I can't claim them at this point.

Hell mother now.

So what you want to do, though?

Bro, I don't ready to tell you what the f I'm gonna do.

And I'm waiting on Male's response on this mother shit.

She acts like she's slow than a mother.

She can't fight fast.

But somebody go give me some now.

Today.

Okay.

Look here, bruh.

I don't know who this is on the other than the end of this phone.

I hope to God this is some some out of X five or some sh some sh that I can't even fathom.

You better pray to God y'all playing with me.

This is some bull.

Okay.

Okay, so

can I go on and tell you this here, dog?

And then I'm gonna go and get out your way, man.

Cause I I I know how it's gonna go after this.

Can I just go on tell you something else?

I don't know what the f else you can tell me, bruh.

Uh only thing I can tell you, only thing I can tell you, Kendrick, is that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Yo, your wife Melanie got me to break phone call, you dog.

Boy, y'all from riding mother, boy.

You look that about to come in with them mother stuff for duh.

Man, y'all ain't man.

Y'all ain't

sitting up here eating some crackling, and I done threw them away because my pants press already high.

Uh you alright, man.

I gotta make sure you're all right before we get off the phone.

You good?

Man, I gotta go get their drink.

That yeah.

Yeah, I'm all right, but you said boy, y'all ain't

waiting.

All right, tell me this.

What's the baddest that I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Man, the game Steve Harvey Morgan show with that right.