The Doctor Likes His Wife

Hello.

Hello.

I'm trying to get uh Andrea, please.

Uh who's calling?

This is Dr.

Hendricks.

Oh yeah, yeah.

How you doing, Doc?

How you doing?

I'm all right.

She's not Andrea, she's not in right now.

It's uh you wanna leave a message or something?

Uh yeah.

I Libra message uh you know she came in, she had an appointment this morning.

Right, right, right, right, right.

Anything okay?

Oh, everything's good, everything's good.

You know, I've been Andrea's uh gynacologist for quite some time now, so

right, right, right.

Okay.

Well listen, ca can see if she's able to get back in tomorrow.

I need to get one more good look at her.

One more good look, is everything okay?

Uh I just want to check a few things.

You know, if I get one more good look good look at her, I think I'll be fine.

What?

Hmm.

Don't y'all do this like once uh once or twice a year?

And you wanted to come right back to is is everything okay, Doc?

You can tell me now.

Is everything all right with my wife?

Uh yeah, well, Greg, right?

Yeah.

What's up?

Talk to me.

You know, I'm not I'm not pretty tell tell anyone what's going on with her.

And there's nothing really serious going on.

Okay.

So we you can relax on that part.

But I just want to get one more good look at her, just to be sure.

One more good look for what, Doc?

If nothing serious going on.

Well, I I I I I think uh um think what?

Well she she she'll be fine.

She'll be fine, she'll be fine, Greg.

Um I hey man, also record.

I I I'll tell you something, man, that uh and I don't really, you know, talk like this, but off the record, man, you you and I, man, we'd be uh we're the only ones, aren't we?

What?

What is that?

You and I, we're the only ones, aren't we?

The only ones.

What?

What are you talking about?

What what what are you saying?

Well, you know, we we're the only ones that've seen it, you know.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What what what are you saying, Doc?

Uh just just stating that, you know, off the record, you and you and I that we're the we're the we're the only ones.

We're we're the only ones, what?

What do you what do you what are you saying, Doc?

I'm not understanding you.

What are you saying?

We are the only ones, what?

Well, well, we we have you and I have something in common.

I mean, you and I are the only one that's that's uh you know, basically seen Andrea.

What are you?

Wait a minute.

That's not a topic of discussion, Doc.

What what are you trying to say?

What are you saying about my wife?

I mean, uh she's amazing, man.

I mean, uh Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I don't need you to tell me about my wife being amazing, Doc.

You lost your damn mind?

Well, I'm just saying she looks she looks amazing.

She looks amazing.

I I don't mean to harm my wife.

You ain't wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You ain't supposed to be looking at her in that type fashion, Doc.

What the hell is wrong with you?

What type of unprofessional is this here?

You tell me my wife is amazing.

You lost your damn mind.

I can't believe I'm getting a phone call like this.

This the most unprofessionalist I've ever heard.

But I let's keep in mind, Greg, I I I wasn't really calling you.

I was calling her.

You know?

You ain't talking to her.

You talking to me.

And you're gonna bring that type of on the phone to me.

Have you lost your mind?

You're gonna be a professional.

I ain't passing nothing to her.

You hear me?

You're gonna make me do something crazy to you.

I don't believe you called me with that type talking about my wife.

Have you lost your damn mind?

Sir, I didn't mean to.

I didn't think I just.

Yeah, well you did.

You did.

No, no, no.

I was saying a little playful with you.

I didn't think that was gonna be.

What's wrong with you?

Hey, who playing?

I'm not playing.

Don't you have them?

Matter of fact, Doc.

I'm I need to see you.

I need to have I need to sit and have a session with you.

We can talk about this here.

You lost your dog on my talking about my wife?

Amazing to you?

You the most unprofessional.

Professional.

How'd she even go to you all these years?

Huh?

Was there any way you can get her to come in so I can get one good look at her tomorrow?

Hell no, she ain't coming down to that little raggedy.

I'm coming down there.

When I come down there, we oh no.

Matter of fact, I'm on my way down there.

How long are you gonna be there?

We can fit we we can straighten it up.

I've left the office for today.

I just wanted to call and see if I could get one good look at her for the bar.

No, no.

There you go again with that one more good fon look.

No, no.

Let me tell you one thing, Doc.

She ain't coming there to you no more.

No more.

No more.

If she's coming back to see you.

Well wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't want to lose a customer.

Not like I definitely No, you ain't gonna you ain't gonna lose a customer.

I'm coming there tomorrow.

Make me an appointment.

You can check my s out tomorrow.

You see how you like that.

Uh sir, that's uh what?

That's not possible.

Okay, I definitely don't

want to lose her whether you like it or not.

See, it's gonna hurt me if I lose her as a client.

I don't want to miss seeing her.

It's gonna hurt you.

It ain't gonna hurt you that you're losing her.

It's gonna hurt you when I get there.

Don't you worry about her.

Okay, Greg, Greg, you gotta calm down.

Okay?

I was being I was being playful, and I actually shouldn't have done that.

Play we too you too old to be playful.

Play, I'm seeing you in the morning.

First thing in the morning.

Okay.

What time do you come at nine?

Ten o'clock.

Can I ask you something, Greg?

Do you have a brother named Tyron?

What they got to do with anything?

What they got to do with my brother?

What that got to do with you?

Okay, what I wanted to tell you is this is not Dr.

Hendrix.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Auburn Morning show.

Your brother Tyrant got me to prank phone call you.

I don't give a s who you.

I'm coming to see what?

What the fuck?

I mean again, what?

Hey, hey, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, pull up, take this out.

Your brother Tyree.

What?

Yeah, this is this is nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Albert Morning Show.

Your brother Tyron got me to prank phone call you.

That's what I thought you said.

Man, hold on, man.

Oh, oh man.

Let me sit down for a minute, man.

Oh my goodness.

Boy, you know so damn.

Hold on.

I'm my wife, y'all.

What my brother?

I I'm gonna be talking him first in the morning.

You gonna see Tyron tomorrow?

I'ma see him first thing in the morning, man.

I'm ready to kill everybody.

Hell no.

Hey, I gotta ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey show.