The valet stole my Lexus
6:30After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.
Transcript
134 linesI got you, baby!
Hello?
Hey, Orlando.
Hey, Tommy, how's it going?
Hey, man, what's going on? You doing all right?
I'm doing good, doing good. What's up?
Hey, listen, I need you to do something for me.
Do you need your car details?
No, no, no, no, no, no. Not this week.
Listen, I got something I want you to do for me.
I'm doing a prank phone call, and I want you to call this guy and tell him you're the valet downstairs.
My manager's going to call you back.
Are you sure you want me to do it?
You're the valet guy.
That's all you got to do.
It's all right?
Why does a Mexican guy got to be the valet guy, and you get to be the manager?
What's up with that?
Just click over and make the call.
All I want you to do is just tell him you're the valet guy.
Will you do that for me?
All right, man.
I got you.
All right, all right, all right.
Hang on.
Just hang on.
Hello?
Hello, is this Mr. Franklin?
Yes.
Can I ask who's calling?
Oh, yes.
I'm, uh, I'm Orlando with valet. Uh, did you park a Lexus with us about 30 minutes ago?
Yeah, I did. What's, what's going on? What's this about? I'm just going to need your ticket
number real quick. There's a small issue. And, uh, once you get the ticket number,
I could, um, have my manager just call you back. Five, three, four, six. But why do you,
why do you need my ticket number? Is there something wrong with my car? Did something
happen? Um, my manager will call you back and he'll give you all the details. Oh, okay. So,
to my car once I give my manager your ticket number he'll call you back
shortly and he'll tell you everything okay well could you have him give me a
call as soon as possible because I would like to know what happened to my car if
something happened this is I don't I don't really understand what's going on
here I'm sorry I have to go but you can't tell me anything else before you
leave you I mean there's no details that you can give me about anything with my
car like I said my manager won't handle it I have to get going
That's perfect. I got it from here, bro. I appreciate it. Let's call him back.
Hello?
Hello. Is this Mr. Franklin?
Yeah, this is he. Can I ask who's calling?
This is Cliff, man. I'm the manager here down at the valet.
Oh, great. Thank you. I've been waiting to hear from you. Oh, my God.
30 minutes ago, you pulled in with a, they're telling me, a silver, light gray Lexus.
Yeah, that's my car. What's going on with my car here?
Okay, and what's your number? Is it 5346?
Yeah, that's my number.
I mean, I already went through this with the other guy.
Can you just tell me what the hell is going on with my car?
Okay, are you able to come downstairs right now?
No, I can't.
I valeted over there.
I'm at a lunch with a client somewhere else.
I'm not there right now.
Why do I need to come down right now?
What is happening?
Okay, so here's the deal, sir.
We have one of the valet workers here has gotten mad, and he left.
He quit the job, and he's gone.
he's left the premise the problem we're having right now is we don't see your
car what do you what I'm sorry what well I'm okay okay okay oh wow all right so my
car is gone my car is gone is that what you're telling me right now somebody
quit your company and took my car well well well we're looking on every floor
and we're trying to figure out if it got parked somewhere else but he's gone and
That's why we called to get your number somewhere else, man.
What the do you mean?
Do I have a car or not?
Did my car get stolen?
How many floors do you have?
How long did it take?
I just bought that car.
That is a brand new car.
And now it's just, are you kidding me right now?
Well, hold on.
Hold on.
I understand.
I understand.
Let me ask you something.
Is there a way, um, is there a way maybe you can come by tomorrow and we can try to work
something out and just see, you know, no, there is no way I'm coming by tomorrow for
Listen, today, first of all, we need to get the police involved in this.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Wait, wait, wait, shut up, Mr. Franklin.
Go to the police right now.
Mr. Franklin, we don't want to get the police involved in this.
Who is we?
Who is we?
Because I damn sure want to get the police involved.
So who is we?
I'm just saying, listen, I don't want to lose my job because we lost a car.
If you just give me some time to find the car, that's all I want you to do,
is give me some time.
Let me go by this guy's house where he lives and see if the car is there.
in a car driving your ass to this man's house talking to me right now okay the fact that
you're not there it's not practice I'm calling the police I'm suing the building owner I'm suing
the manager I'm suing the who made the valet box I'm suing everybody affiliated with your
business you understand me right now okay okay but Mr. Parker why are you why are you why are
you upset with me I didn't do nothing I didn't take the car okay are you responsible for this
sir I'm the manager here and Orlando called you earlier okay and we're trying to find out where
the car is we don't really feel like it you don't even want the police involved man you're not trying
to find you trying to cover your right now I'm mad at Orlando I'm mad at you I'm mad at your
company I'm mad at the man who put the damn asphalt down in the parking lot I'm mad at
everybody right now okay Cliff okay okay okay but calm down okay but let me ask you this here
What is the matter with my wife? My wife didn't steal my damn car.
Ain't your wife named Carrie?
How the hell do you know my wife's name?
You know how I know your wife's name? Because your wife got me to call you.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey movie.
Oh, damn.
Franklin, you just got pranked by everybody.
Oh, damn.
Oh, boy, we're going to marriage counseling for this one.
Y'all have, you have, you have to, boy.
She said he just bought this car.
He loves this car.
He got to start shitting in it when he ain't going nowhere.
Wow, I can't believe it, man.
It's always the closest people.
You know what I'll tell you what?
I'll tell you who has not been able to ride this car for a long time.
She knows what it is.
She knows what it is.
Hey, man, tell me this.
What is the baddest, and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land?
It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show, baby.
All right.
It is the election time.