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01

Too Loud at Church

A caller says church members are complaining that a woman runs through the aisles, shouts, and does cartwheels during services. She becomes furious at the idea of being removed and learns her friend set up the call.

▶7:54
churchshoutingcongregationworship
02

Always Parked in Back

A churchgoer accuses the parking-lot attendant of deliberately sending his raggedy van to the back while newer cars park up front. They threaten an immediate fight before Lester reveals the setup.

▶6:37
churchparkingvanthreat
03

Postman at the Door

Benny accuses postal carrier Carlos of repeatedly visiting his home and leaving behind a work shirt. He threatens Carlos before revealing that the entire confrontation was a prank.

▶5:55
mailmanstalkinghomethreat
04

Four TV Refund

A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.

▶6:56
black-fridayelectronicsfraudstoreprank-call
05

Carpet Cleaning Grandma's Ashes 2

A carpet cleaning owner is again accused of losing a grandmother's ashes.

▶6:52
carpetcleaninggrandmaashescomplaint
06

Stolen Car from Used Car Lot

A detective calls a man to say the car he bought from a used car lot is stolen and must be impounded, but the man refuses and demands compensation.

▶7:08
stolen carpoliceused carimpoundthreats
07

Baby Chick in Egg Carton

A man calls the grocery store manager to complain that a baby chick hatched inside his carton of eggs, traumatizing his kids, and threatens a lawsuit.

▶6:57
grocery storeeggsbaby chicklawsuittraumatized
08

Car Scratch Accusation

A man calls accusing the woman of scratching his car, demanding $3,500, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.

▶5:26
carscratchinsuranceaccusation
09

HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.

▶6:08
hoaboatneighborrerun
10

Bartender Used My Card Again

A repeat of the bartender credit card prank: the bartender admits using Anthony's card and Anthony threatens him.

▶7:21
bartendercredit cardclubcar
11

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.

▶5:44
daycareballetparentingmasculinityprank call
12

Cars on the Street

Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.

▶7:02
mechanicneighborparkingtow truckhomeowners association
13

Grandmother's Urn Moved

Tommy poses as a carpet cleaning company owner and tells a man that his crew accidentally knocked over his grandmother's urn. The man is furious and threatens to come down to the office.

▶6:53
cleaning servicegrandmotherurnashesthreat
14

Prenuptial Agreement Prank

Nephew Tommy poses as an attorney named Carl and calls Sherry to tell her that DeAndre wants a prenuptial agreement signed before their wedding, or the wedding is off. Sherry erupts over DeAndre's lack of money and unpaid wedding costs before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶7:15
prenupweddingmarriagemoneyprank
15

Black Baby Prank

A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.

▶8:13
prankbabyfertilityracismrage
16

Bartender Used My Credit Card

Bartender Jay Will calls Anthony to return his left credit card, then admits he used it for gas, uniforms, and car repairs before the call is cut off.

▶4:30
credit cardbartenderfraudprank
17

Walmart TV Theft

A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.

▶6:52
walmarttvstheftcredit card
18

You hit my car

A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.

▶6:55
caraccidentneighborinsurancescratches
19

Adult Daycare Sign-Up

A man calls an elderly woman to welcome her to an adult daycare her daughter signed her up for. She denies needing it and becomes suspicious, but then flirts with the caller.

▶7:12
daycareelderlydaughterconfusionprank
20

Limo Bank Job

A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.

▶7:47
bank-robberylimocrimegetawayprank
21

DUI with Another Woman

A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.

▶5:07
prankduipolicecheatingarrest
22

Sent Flowers to Your Wife

A man named Alvin calls Bryce to confess he sent flowers to Bryce's wife Trish for Valentine's Day and accidentally included a gift card meant for his own wife.

▶5:32
prankflowersvalentinegift cardcheating
23

Show Your Butt

Craig calls Marcus claiming his mother's Lincoln was stolen and a witness saw the thief's butt, so Marcus must come to a lineup to show his. Marcus refuses before learning his boy LJ pranked him.

▶7:03
cartheftlineupbutt
24

Flowers charged to wife's card

A florist calls a wife to say her husband's card was declined for $300 flowers and charged her card instead, leading to fury.

▶9:32
flowerscredit cardvalentine'sprank
25

Dr. Petrie

A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.

▶7:35
therapistintimacytvdoctorprank
26

Tow Truck Prank

A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.

▶5:50
tow truckcarelectricalmoneythreat
27

Jaguar Delivery

A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.

▶5:41
carjaguardeliverymistressjealousy
28

Sideswipe the 72 Chevy

A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.

▶8:04
caraccidentinsurancedenialmother
29

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.

▶7:11
daycareballetparentingson
30

Your toddler is too fat

Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.

▶7:22
daycaretoddlerdietparentweight
31

The valet stole my Lexus

After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.

▶6:30
valetlexusstolencarwife
32

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

▶7:38
hoaboatfatherpropertyneighbor
33

A Mercedes for the ex-wife

A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.

▶7:28
carexwifechristmasmercedesdelivery
34

No cussing on the album

Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.

▶7:20
rappercensorshipscarfacemusicalbum
35

Your daughter bit my son

Tommy calls Kira and claims her four-year-old bit his son at the children's academy. She hangs up, calls him a weekend dad, and the fight turns into threats until he reveals the prank and asks for the show.

▶6:00
daycareparentbitingschoolargument
36

Your wife is in the limo

A limo driver calls Rob to say Rob's wife is in the back seat with another man, in a black dress with side curls, and that they are stopping at a hotel. Rob demands the car be brought to him until Tommy reveals Rob's wife set up the call.

▶6:30
limocheatingmarriagehotelwife
37

Naked pictures on the phone

Lonnie calls Frida claiming her husband has been texting Lonnie's wife Denise and sending naked pictures. Frida grills him about where they met and which daycare is involved before Tommy says her husband Gerald set up the prank.

▶7:31
cheatingtextsmarriagephotoshusband
38

Give the new guy your keys

An HR caller tells 17-year project manager Jason to hand his key card, office, and parking space to a trainee who is the vice president's nephew. Jason refuses and threatens a fight before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:02
workplacehuman-resourcesdemotionnepotismkeys
39

They moved Grandmama off the table

Carruthers calls carpet cleaner Robert and says the crew moved his grandmother off the coffee table. Robert rallies his sons, the two men threaten each other, and Tommy reveals the man's wife set up the call.

▶7:00
carpet-cleaninggrandmotherashesbusinesswife
40

Valet Accused of Joyride and Theft

A man calls Curtis, a hotel valet, accusing him of putting 100 miles on his BMW and stealing loose change. Curtis denies it, and Tommy reveals the prank was set up by coworker T.C.

▶5:36
valetbmwtheftaccusationprank
41

Debt Collector Takes His Truck

A supposed debt collector says the man owes $1,200 to a deceased person and threatens to repossess his truck unless he pays. He refuses and later learns a coworker named Trevor arranged the prank.

▶4:24
debt collectiontruckrepossessionthreat
42

Dead Person Collection Agency Prank

A collection agency for the dead calls a man to collect a debt, threatening to take his truck.

▶7:48
debtcollection agencydeadtruckprank
43

Church Parking Lot Prank

A churchgoer accuses the parking attendant of sending him to the back because his van is raggedy.

▶6:37
churchparking lotvandiscriminationprank
44

Park Affair Accusation

A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.

▶5:44
affairparkhusbandcheating
45

Snitching Accusation in Jail

A man confronts his friend about snitching to get out of jail while another friend remains locked up. The friend explains he made bail and had to go to work, but the accuser won't back down.

▶5:25
jailsnitchingbailaccusationprank
46

Border Patrol says you smuggle people

A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.

▶7:05
border-patrolsmugglingaccusationimpersonationlaw-enforcement
47

Wife already planned his funeral

Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.

▶5:55
funeralwifecasketdeathsurprise
48

Home Alarm Robbery Prank

A fake security agent tells Denise her alarm went off and a Black man is stealing from her house, making racial assumptions.

▶5:56
alarmrobberysecurityracismneighborhood
49

Escalade Owner Sent to the Back

A man with a black Escalade threatens the parking-lot worker for sending him to the back of the church lot every Sunday.

▶2:47
churchparkingescaladethreatparking-lot
50

Wife in the Limo (Reprise)

The limo driver prank repeats: Rob is told his wife is in the back of the limo with another man.

▶6:27
limocheatingwifeaffairrage
51

Principal's Butt Cheeks Complaint

A principal calls Nate about his wife's revealing outfits when dropping off their daughter, asking her to come to his office.

▶6:51
schoolprincipalwifeoutfitinappropriate
52

Church Late Fee

A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.

▶7:12
churchlate feesingle motheroutrage
53

Stolen Jesus Statue

A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.

▶7:19
jesus statueyardstolenargumentgarbled
54

HOA and Mama Speeding Prank

A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.

▶4:42
hoaneighbormotherspeeding
55

Fight Party Cable

A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.

▶7:39
cablefight partyillegalneighbormayweather
56

Caterer Accused of Stealing Crystal

A man calls a caterer claiming she stole his Teflon pots and crystal dishes. She denies it and insults his family, leading to a heated argument and a prank reveal.

▶4:44
cateringtheftaccusationargumentprank
57

Adoption Agency

A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.

▶9:06
adoptionsonfamilythreatsprank
58

Super Bowl Hotel Reservation Prank

A hotel calls to confirm a romantic Super Bowl suite for a man's wife and another man, exposing an affair.

▶5:33
hotelsuper bowlaffairwifeprank
59

Steve Harvey Book Prank

A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.

▶6:22
steve harveybookrelationshipargumentprank
60

Plagiarism Accusation

A student affairs officer calls Trevor claiming he plagiarized an essay and won't graduate, causing Trevor to panic about his family coming.

▶6:48
schoolgraduationplagiarismstudent
61

Insure My Strippers

A pleasure consultant tries to buy insurance for his strippers and call girls, frustrating the insurance agent.

▶6:41
insurancestrippersbusinessproposal
62

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

▶3:52
oldmenassbeatbananateatiktokgeneration
63

Package Delivered to Wrong House

Tommy poses as a delivery man and tells Tanya a man in a towel signed for her package and ate her chips, causing her to rage before revealing her cousin set up the prank.

▶2:56
packagedeliverychipscousinprank call
64

You've been seeing my girl

Tommy calls K. Miller as a jealous Perkins and accuses him of coming by the house while he is gone. The call turns into a service-station fight challenge before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:13
cheatingjealousygirlfriendthreatsfight
65

I want to marry you for Christmas

A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.

▶7:02
marriagechristmasproposalstrangerargument
66

Alfonso's Dress Demand

A man named Alfonso calls a boutique demanding a dress for an extravaganza, berating the employee.

▶5:29
boutiquedressfashionrude customer
67

Child Support

A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.

▶5:46
child supportdaughterfloridathreatsprank
68

Somebody broke into the house

Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.

▶6:41
burglaryhome-invasionwhisperpolicefriend
69

Church Tithe Shaming Prank

A church official calls a member to shame her for not tithing enough, leading to an angry confrontation.

▶6:35
churchtithesshamingmemberprank
70

Pandemic Pool Party

A neighbor asks to use another neighbor's pool for his son's birthday party during the pandemic, leading to a fight about safety and race.

▶5:06
covidpoolbirthdayneighbor
71

Cheating confession for Lent

A man calls another man to confess he's been sleeping with his wife but is giving it up for Lent, prompting threats.

▶5:32
cheatinglentwifeprank

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