Wet Robe Contest

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Miss uh Sister Tanya.

Sister Tanya Uhhuh.

Hi, sister Tanya.

This is uh uh Brian.

I'm I'm uh representing the youth and I of course you know we're already having the uh the fundraiser on Saturday and I would like to know are you gonna be um are you gonna be available to come out on Saturday?

Because we got pretty much most of the y most of the choir you're in the choir, correct?

Uh yeah.

I never heard of anything about anything on Saturday though.

Well we got most of the choir members coming out on Saturday, and we'd like to know if if you're gonna be available on Saturday to come out and participate in the fundraiser for the children that's going on their vacation next year.

Oh, you said all the other choir members?

I never heard anything from the uh Yeah, mo uh all of the choir members, we probably have about ninety-five percent of the choir members coming out.

Um uh yeah, I'm I'm free on Saturday.

Okay, now we doing from five to seven on Saturday.

So are you available five PM to seven PM?

It's only two hours.

Yeah, what'd you say your name was?

Brian.

I'm sorry.

My my my they they call me Brian, Brian, they call me BA, I'm sorry.

Oh, okay.

Did I meet you at the church?

Uh I th uh well I just joined about three weeks ago and they've already given me an assignment, so I I I majored in marketing in school.

So they trying to get me to to take care of the uh children and their vacation that's coming up.

So we put together some things, uh a great fundraiser, and you know, the choir members have been very receptive.

You're the last one for me to call and and I wanted to make sure you were on board with us.

Oh, okay, yeah, I just never heard about this, so but uh Right, right.

Now are you able to bring your choir robe on on Saturday?

Uh yeah, we sing it we singing a song.

What song did you need us to um to sing?

Did you tell the pastor about this?

No, no, no.

You guys are not actually gonna be singing a song.

What it is is that we're we're having a um uh and I'm glad I'm so glad that you're you're you're you're ready to participate in what we're doing.

So I want to first of all say thank you.

First and foremost, I want to say thank you, okay?

All right.

So what is it?

All right, and all of the choir members I'm sorry.

What is it that we need the robes for?

I can bring my robe, I just

what what's gonna happen is you guys aren't singing a song, but we're having a wet robe uh uh contest.

A what now?

A wet robe contest.

You talking about like a a wet t-shirt contest type of thing?

Well, it it's not a t-shirt, it's a robe, so you don't have a a t-shirt on.

What what we need you to do is we need to.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not in the church.

You're talking about the whole choir that they're gonna do a a uh uh a wet robe contest.

You said a wet robe contest.

I heard of a um a wet t-shirt contest.

That's not that's not the same thing though, right?

Well, no, what it's a little bit different.

What it is you don't have a t-shirt on, you actually have your your your choir robe on.

And you don't have anything uh uh underneath it.

You don't wear any clothes underneath it.

What we do is

all of all of the ladies listen to me.

We're gonna let all wet all of the ladies down, and the sexiest one that's uh wet with their robe

is gonna win five hundred dollars and half of the money is gonna go to the children's vacation.

Uh oh.

You're talking about uh a wet t-shirt contest in the church.

No, I'm talking about a wet robe contest at the church.

Oh no, I'm not sending uh uh get in there and and and and be naked under a robe.

We need you to be completely naked under your robe and we're gonna wet everybody down with a water hose, and the finest one is going to be able to uh to win five hundred dollars and two hundred and fifty of that, half of that money is gonna go to the children's vacation.

Hold on, hold on.

What do you say your name was again?

Brian, how long you been a member of this church?

Because I don't ever remember meeting you.

Okay.

I've I've I've I've been a member for about three weeks now.

Like I said, since I was uh majored in marketing, they they actually threw me into no way after three weeks that they don't put you in charge of something.

I don't understand why there's a problem with you trying to pitch in and help me.

Excuse me.

And you don't want to help the kids.

I want to help the kids, but I'm not gonna get up there and no choir robe.

I'm doing my best right now, not to cuss you out because I'm a woman of God.

So you're too good to be naked under your robe.

Is that what you're saying?

You too good to be naked?

Look, I don't have to explain myself, but I'm not gonna be naked up to no church.

Okay, so so you can't do the naked robe con uh content.

You can't do that for the kids.

I know you're not about to tell me what I can and can I do for no kids.

Now I don't know who gave you my number, but I think you need to figure out who else to call for this, because I'm not gonna be a part of this.

We called all the other choir members and they don't have a problem with it.

You the only one that's got a problem.

That would have said that they would have done it.

We call we call Sister Sister Bridget in the choir.

Sister Bridget didn't have a problem with it.

Ain't no sister Bridget in the choir.

Okay, how about Sister Rachel?

Sister Rachel in the choir was fine with it.

Ain't no sister Rachel.

Sister Rachel wouldn't be getting naked.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let me ask you this something.

Look at that.

Do you know what I'm saying?

I don't know who you think you're talking to, but I think you need to get off those phones.

Do you know Sister Davita in the choir?

Hello?

Yes.

Do you know Sister Davita in the choir?

Yes, I know Sister Davita.

Okay.

So so if Sister Davida said that uh sister Bridget and sister Rachel didn't have a problem doing it.

Why do you have a problem doing it?

I'm not about to be naked in a church for kids.

You're not getting naked in the church.

You're gonna be in the back part of the church and we're gonna spray you down with a water hose on your robe.

That's I'm not gonna be up there.

This is disgusting.

Well, Tommy said you would do it.

Tommy said you didn't have no problem doing it.

Who the hell is Tommy?

We don't even have a Tommy at the church.

You keep making up all these names.

Tommy is nephew Tom from the Steve Harby morning show.

That's who Tommy is.

Hello?

Yes.

This is Tommy, baby.

This is nephew Tommy.

How you doing?

Oh my God.

That's not real.

This is not is not real, baby.

That nobody was calling you about doing a wet rope cut.