Church Mic Glitch

hello hello I'm trying to uh reach Dre Andre.

Yeah this is Andre.

Hey uh Dre, you the person that runs the uh the media at the church you over the sound system and everything and all the um the the screens and all that stuff yeah yeah I work with the church.

Okay.

Uh how long you been at the church man I probably been at the church for like five years now.

About five years.

Okay okay listen my name Doug man Doug Newsom and uh I haven't I haven't joined the church yet but uh I've been coming because my cousin you know my uh uh my cousin them go there they've been going there for quite a bit my my cousin uh uh I got I got one cousin that's in the choir Latrice, you know who Latrice is, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I know Latrice.

Doug, you you ain't a member of the church yet?

No, no, I'm not a member of the church yet, but you know, I've I've been in there, you know.

I I'm liking the service and everything.

So, you know, it's just a matter of time, you know, uh uh uh uh when I feel like I'm I'm ready to actually join.

But I I I I ain't gonna lie, man, I I'm calling you because I got a uh a bit of an issue about uh about something I've been noticing for the last three weeks that's been going on in the church.

And I wanted to uh, you know, I had to ask around who was over the media uh

ministry.

Yeah, that's that's you're going on, man.

Okay, so uh man, I I I don't know what's happening.

Uh in it and I ain't gonna lie, I gotta be real with you.

It pissed me off.

But uh for the last three weeks, you know, uh when my cousin get ready to sing, you know, I don't know why when she gets up to sing that the mic just go out.

You know what I mean?

The mic just go completely out when she getting ready to sing.

And I'm like, what?

This don't make no sense, you know.

So man, I ain't been it's not like I'm timing it.

I don't know.

I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church, you know.

We just we just gotta work with what we got.

I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there trying to single out your cousin.

Sometimes the mics get a glitch, man.

But see, but see, that but see, that's my problem though.

The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single time my cousin get the mic.

You know, that that's the problem I'm having.

I'm like, okay, so every time Latrice gets up there to sing, then you know, the mic go out.

I done came three weeks straight.

I I ain't heard my cousin saying nothing yet.

So I I I'm calling you, bruh, on on, you know, on some real man to man stuff, just letting you know, bro, I'm coming to church again this Sunday.

I'm coming.

Now, if Latrice might go out again, hey Dog, somebody gonna get the whooped.

You gonna bring that energy to church.

Um say what now?

You gonna bring that energy to church?

I told you, man, it's just a glitch.

Ain't nothing I could do about it.

Okay, what I'm saying, though, bruh.

Saying is this right here though, and I'm being as real as I can with you.

If if if Latrice Mike go out on Sunday, immediately after that service is over with, somebody getting their ass whooped.

I don't know why you calling threatening a member of the church, man.

Like I said, I ain't got nothing to do with it.

I try to keep everything running cool.

You know, I try to keep it running smooth.

I can't tell you when a glitch is gonna happen.

It's electronics, man.

It's old equipment.

Now I'd love for you to be a member of the church with us, but I can't.

I mean, why you calling up here threatening me?

Hey, bruh, because because I I done came up there three times.

Three times I came up there to see my cousin sing.

You know, my cousin been singing since we was kids.

We all love to hear her sing.

We love her voice, you know.

We we we you know, we grew up listening to Latrice sing.

So what I'm saying, I'm gonna say this here though.

And I said it, I didn't I done say it twice already.

I'm coming up there Sunday.

If if Latrice might go out.

Bro, let me just cut you off real quick.

Ain't no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop nobody's ass, man.

That just ain't gonna happen.

Like I told you, it's a glitch, but you ain't coming up to the church talking all this shit and then gonna whip somebody's ass.

That ain't gonna happen.

Okay, so I see where we at now.

So so let me just go on, direct it this way.

So let me say this.

From Doug to Andre, from me to you.

I'm I'm letting you know right now.

Come Sunday, if if Latrice Mike go out, not no somebody.

I'm whooping your ass, Dre.

I'm whooping your ass if the damn Mike go out.

Okay, first off, ain't nobody whooping my ass, especially no punk ass dude named Doug.

I he ain't gonna come to the fing church and whoop my ass.

That's gonna happen.

Okay, what what what make you think you can't get your ass whooped, Andre?

Well, it makes me you over here threaten somebody over here with the media.

You want to come test these hands, then come test the hands, man.

You know what?

Matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal, I can just come on over there then.

You come on over there, man.

Why don't you come over right now?

I'm over at the church right now.

Oh, so you at the church right now?

I'm at the The church right now.

Okay, baby.

If you want to catch this shit,

you're not gonna need the church after you done get this ass off.

Okay, hey, hey, hey, son.

Hey, Bob.

Tell DJ then we finna go to the church, dog.

No, no, tell him we're finna roll up there to this damn church.

Okay?

Come on.

Call all up.

Call all up.

Now you finna get your ass whooped, dog.

So you done pushed up on the wrong one, now.

You done pushed up on the wrong one.

So all this little sh you talk, cool.

You finna have eight dudes come up there and whoop your f right now.

So Dougie, you could bring Johnny, you could bring Billy, you can bring whoever the f you want, but it ain't gonna happen.

Okay.

Okay, cool.

In real talk, Doug, you done call me talking all this b how you about to come up here and whoop my ass.

And now you need like seven, eight other guys.

Back in the day, we used to just handle this one on one.

And now you want to come up here talking all that shit and you're gonna bring every cousin you got in your fing house.

If you want to do this, man, come up here.

Let's do a one-on-one.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you you scared or something?

Ain't nobody scared, but you talking that you whooping my now you want to bring up every disciple you know, man.

You know what?

Bring whoever you want.

Just don't bring nobody you want back, because I'll put you all down.

Okay.

Well, I'm gonna tell you this here.

I'm gonna bring Tommy with me.

And Tommy's gonna be the one that's gonna act a damn fool with you.

I'm telling you that right now.

Who the Tommy?

So you don't know Tommy.

Nah, I don't know Tommy.

Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

Are you kidding me?

Hey man, Latrice got me the prank phone call.

You matter fact, the whole choir is in on this, and they know that I am pranking you, Drake.

Man, now you got me done turning up on the radio.

Now I gotta go ask for forgiveness for all that smack I don't talk.

Now comes Sunday.

I'm turning everybody's mic off.

Okay, man, I gotta ask you this, Dre.

What is the baddest that I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

You know it's the state.

Steve Harvey morning show.

Yo, Tommy, if I could turn your mic off, I'd turn that off.