Work Husband

Who is this?

Hey, this is Tony, man.

I work with your wife, Pam.

Is is she alright?

Oh yeah, she's fine.

She's fine, man.

Um I'm one of her co-workers, man.

I wanted to reach out to you.

Um, you know, I've been working with her quite some time.

I'm I'm kinda like what they call a uh a work husband, man.

She you you may have heard her mention me before, Tony.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Back up, back up.

Did you say a um husband?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that, man.

Okay, okay, no, I got that.

I'm a work husband.

You know, you know, like the you know, it'd be just some something playful at the job they be saying.

Playful at the work w what is you talking about?

Well, you know, it's just just something, you know, playful they be saying, you know, uh uh when you hang around somebody a lot, they say he's a work husband or your work wife, you know, something like that.

But no, not not nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all, man.

Oh, okay.

All right, uh, what's what's up, man?

I mean, what's up?

Well, I was calling, man, trying to ask you uh uh how how long um how long have you and Pam been married?

Wait, wait, what's what's her name again?

My name's Tony.

Oh, okay.

Um we've been married about eight or nine years.

I mean, what's up?

How how how l how long do you do um if you don't mind me asking, how much longer do you see y'all y'all being married?

Well I I kinda do mind you uh I w Okay, what hold up.

How'd you get this number again, man?

No, I got the I got the number out of uh out of Pam's phone, man.

I wanted to call you myself.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bag up out of out of my wife's phone?

Yeah.

Dog, I don't I don't even have I hold on, whoa, uh why are you in my wife's phone, man?

No, dude, I mean I I just got it off a desk, man.

I wanted to I wanted to um you know, I I wanted to reach out to you, man, and kind of have a like a private conversation with you, that's all.

Well what?

First of all, why are you and my wife's phone?

You calling me?

Dude, I mean this this this how this this husband thing it's really is really blowing me right now.

No, no, it's just no, it's just a work.

Husband, man.

That's all that is.

What is a work husband?

What are you what are you doing with my wife?

You know, that's just like, you know, like, you know, I'll bring her some coffee and donuts to the job, or you know, get her some lunch and stuff, man, if she don't feel like going.

Wait, my wife don't even like donuts.

And and we got a new coffee machine just two weeks ago.

So why are you bringing my wife food?

Hey, man, listen.

Really, I really I basically I just called for this here.

How long how long do you foresee y'all being married?

Could Death do us part?

What the f you mean?

How long we gonna be married?

What what's your name again?

Tori?

Tony, man, Tony, Tony.

Tori, I don't give a damn.

You asking me these.

Hold on.

Let me let me call my wife.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hello?

Hello.

Gary.

Gary.

Look, Pam, you better call me within two minutes.

Right now, it's 1038.

You better call me by 1040, or your black be sleeping outside.

Hello.

Now, Tori.

Hello?

Yes.

Are you talking about?

So why do you do that?

Why you call her, man?

This won't be a conversation me and you having together.

Hold on now.

Are you talking about you?

You my wife's work husband.

It ain't but one husband up in here.

What?

I understand.

Kill Death do us part.

Now, I'm glad you called me on a Friday.

Oh I'm so glad.

Because I got all weekend to think about the ass within I'm gonna give you.

Because this sh out here now.

Hey man, wait, man.

All I'm trying to figure out, how much longer do you think you want to be married to her?

Ooh, yeah, this would be gonna be phenomenal.

You better get right with Jesus on Sunday.

Because I guarantee you're gonna meet her Monday morning.

Hey, hey, hey, listen, all I'm trying to say, man, if you're gonna be a good thing.

I'm taking my wife up there early and I want to see your black.

I'm just trying to act out.

All I'm saying is if you didn't want to be be married to her any longer, then maybe we could work something out.

That's all I'm asking, man.

Okay, look, man.

I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not trying to look.

All I'm trying to do is have a deeper man-to-man conversation with you, man.

All right.

You don't call me trying about you bringing my wife donuts and coffee and all up in her phone.

This ain't no decent conversation.

Hey man, I I'm her work husband, dog.

Everybody everybody, most people have a work husband or a work wife, man.

That's that's known in the corporate world.

Work husband.

You hear what I'm saying?

What?

A work husband and f you.

I'm gonna be there Monday, eight o'clock.

Hey man, I'm not finna see and go back.

Look, you know what?

I'm I'm finna just call Pam.

I just call Pam.

Oh, she's supposed to call me back in about a minute and fifteen seconds.

We're gonna wait for her to call me back.

Work husband my

on a Friday.

Okay, well that's uh it was just a it was just a question, man.

I'm just trying to see if you didn't want her, maybe we could work something out.

So if I find out if it's any truth to anything you say, oh, it's gonna be a lay down night the night.

Yeah, ain't nobody finna do nothing to my baby.

I mean, ain't nobody finna do nothing to Pam.

Wait, did you just call my wife your parents?

No, I got

Monday, Mr.

Work Husband.

Hey man, I'm not finna I got one more thing I need to say to you, man.

No, you ain't got nothing to say to me Monday.

No, no, no.

I got something else I need to say to you.

Are you listening?

You better talk to Jesus, because I'm gonna be up there Monday at eight.

Okay, I got I got one more thing I need to say.

I got I do got one more thing to say to you.

Go ahead, go ahead.

I said that you listen.

I'm listening, Mr.

Work Husband.

Well, guess what I want to tell you?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your brother Eric.

Well, that

put you up to this.

Yeah, I'm so glad this.

joke.

Somebody was about to die.

I'm a 60 year shot.

You alright, man?

Oh man, that's a good one.

You all right?

Oh I I need a drink.

Man, man.

Yeah, man.

Hey, I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man.

What is the baddest radio show in the lane?

Man, the Steve Harvey morning show.

Y'all crazy.