You stole my Christmas yard

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Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.

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Christmas decorations

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Run it kid

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Hello, I'm trying to reach Cecil. Yeah, this is what's going on. Hey this Manny man

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I live like about four five streets over from you. This Manny. How you doing brother? I'm doing good man. How you doing? I'm good

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I see you got your Christmas lights up, right?

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Yeah, I got them up.

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I got my whole little theme and everything set up, man.

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It's looking real good.

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Okay, let me ask you something, man.

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The theme you got in your yard, where you get that idea from?

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What you mean, where I get them from?

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The idea, like you got a snowman, you got Santa Claus, some reindeers,

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you got your whole house decorated,

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you got Jesus with the manger and the wise men around him.

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Where did you get your idea from?

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I'm lost what you're talking about, man.

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You asked me where I got a theme from.

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I mean, you trying to imply something?

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I'm asking you a question.

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Where did you get the idea from?

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I made this up.

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I made this up.

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Jesus and the manager, you know, that represents Christmas, man.

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You go with a theme that's Christmas-based, man, and that's Christmas-based.

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Jesus is Christmas.

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Jesus is in Jerusalem and Bethlehem.

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Hey, what's going on, man?

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Who are you?

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Where did you get my number from anyway?

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I'm Manny, man.

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I'm Manny.

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I got your number from one of the people that live on your street.

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Asking you on the real where you get this idea from I made this idea if I made this up, man

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I made this up the second time you actually why I get this idea from what are you trying to imply?

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Here go the real deal though the same thing you got if you come four streets over

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I got the same thing in my yard and it looked like you just stole my idea and see what you ain't gonna do is try

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To win Christmas yard or the season and you don't stole my idea. That's the problem

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Now the problem you got is like and twist it. Okay, but see I put this together without it

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I never even heard of you Manny begin with secondly

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I've been doing this particular theme in my yard since I've been staying over. I've been staying over here six years

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You ain't had it. You ain't had a theme last year

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You ain't had anything this thing last year and the year before and I put my stuff in the same place every damn time

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I put it down you did not have this last

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I know you ain't copying me.

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Hey, man, I'm going to tell you right now, and I ain't going to go no further.

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You need to rearrange your theme and get a different theme because you got the same theme I got.

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No, you need to rearrange your ****, okay, because I ain't rearranging Jack over here.

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Hey, man, let me tell you something.

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Let's get that out of the way.

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Let me tell you something, man, and I'm being real, as real as I can be with you.

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If I got to come over there and unplug some stuff.

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If you got to what?

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Come what?

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If I got to come over to your house and unplug some stuff.

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Unplug?

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No, no, no.

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My foot will be getting unplugged from your first of all

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You ain't finna come on my street in my house and disrespect me at all about anything that I got set up in my y'all

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Shaley, I ain't gonna let it go that way. I tell you what then I'm just gonna do this

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Yes, I'm finna just come over there and take Jesus and take this and take the wise man at your yard

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That's what I'm finna do come over this way. Come on by messing with Jesus and the manger

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It's gonna be the real problem. So first of all, that's like secondly, that's that's the center of the thing

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Do something like that you go to me Jesus to help you because it's gonna be some rolling around going on

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The bottom line is this right here. You got the nerve to do the same thing my god. I'm full streets over

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I'm driving through looking at everybody's all your man looking at everybody's thing

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You don't want to come here by seeing my way the same place. Here we go

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Go on you ain't nobody ever call me your stuff look like man it from four five

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You got no right coming on my street because you don't stay on this street.

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You going around looking at people trying to get your ideas, man.

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You not original.

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No, no.

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I'm very original.

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I moved to this neighborhood before you did.

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I've been here.

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I've been here 10 years.

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You've been here about six.

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How long you been living over here?

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I've been living over here six years.

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This club division was just coming up when I came over here.

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How you going to tell me you've been running your team longer than I've been running mine?

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Who you crazy?

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Hey, man.

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Hey, man.

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I ain't got time for this, man.

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You know what?

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I got better things to do.

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I still got some more lights put up.

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Go back and forth what I'm finna tell you is just right here. I'm finna come take Jesus off your yard

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I'm finna take Jesus in the water

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Now you're sounding like when I'm crazy people come by taking Jesus out of my life. That's what you got life and mess up

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Come on over here. I got something

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Don't turn your lights on

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On tonight tomorrow night every other night somebody taking my Jesus in the mind

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I'm original the written that can be come over if you want to I got

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stole my idea

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Come on around here and let's check this.

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Hey, dawg, dawg, let me tell you something right now.

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Jesus and them wise men is coming at your yard today.

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No.

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You know what, man?

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I'm through with you, man.

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I'm through with you.

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You know what?

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Come over here if you want to.

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Touch my baby Jesus.

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Touch my manger.

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Touch Mary and Joseph and the wise men.

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And I'm going to put the North Star over your ass, literally.

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Hey, man.

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I don't know where you get my number from.

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Who are you anyway?

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Who is it?

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Who are you, man?

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I tell you what.

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You talking about coming over here, messing with anything in my yard?

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My ass is on top of it, okay?

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To go off every evening at the food store getting dog my going on that must not come on the night

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Why you can't come up with your own thing man

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You say four five three, so what kind of car you got you drive? Well, I can find you come deal with you right now

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Where you at?

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You know what don't worry about where I'm at. I'm gonna be there when you're like

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come find no your life ain't coming on tonight what no not come on tonight it's gonna be some

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problems in your life it's gonna be hard to breathe for you I'm gonna let you know this

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anyway man you done called me out of the blue telling me that you gonna come disconnect my

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life and steal my major and take my baby Jesus out the man who are you sitting up here accusing

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me of stealing your thing when it's been my thing all these years six years I've been doing this and

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I think you trying to get my but see the problem is you don't want best y'all because you're stealing my idea

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How can I be spinning your man? You know what you in your and I'm ready to deal with you, right?

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I'm nothing to go back and forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme dog. Wait a minute

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How can I have won this yard three years running and you saying I got to think you should have been getting you must not

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Be doing right. Let me let me let me let me go on I'll say this to you right now

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Larry on your street told me to call you

Larry

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Larry told you to call me

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Larry gave you my number

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Larry and Tommy told me to call you

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Larry and Tommy told you to call me

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Do you know who Tommy is?

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Larry ain't never mention no

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Tommy to me

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I'm Tommy I'm nephew Tommy

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From the Steve Harvey morning show

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You just got pranked by your boy

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Larry man

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Nephew Tommy

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You

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Told me to call you he said you win every single year the Christmas

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Hello, hello