You stole my Christmas yard
7:30Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.
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148 linesChristmas decorations
Run it kid
Hello, I'm trying to reach Cecil. Yeah, this is what's going on. Hey this Manny man
I live like about four five streets over from you. This Manny. How you doing brother? I'm doing good man. How you doing? I'm good
I see you got your Christmas lights up, right?
Yeah, I got them up.
I got my whole little theme and everything set up, man.
It's looking real good.
Okay, let me ask you something, man.
The theme you got in your yard, where you get that idea from?
What you mean, where I get them from?
The idea, like you got a snowman, you got Santa Claus, some reindeers,
you got your whole house decorated,
you got Jesus with the manger and the wise men around him.
Where did you get your idea from?
I'm lost what you're talking about, man.
You asked me where I got a theme from.
I mean, you trying to imply something?
I'm asking you a question.
Where did you get the idea from?
I made this up.
I made this up.
Jesus and the manager, you know, that represents Christmas, man.
You go with a theme that's Christmas-based, man, and that's Christmas-based.
Jesus is Christmas.
Jesus is in Jerusalem and Bethlehem.
Hey, what's going on, man?
Who are you?
Where did you get my number from anyway?
I'm Manny, man.
I'm Manny.
I got your number from one of the people that live on your street.
Asking you on the real where you get this idea from I made this idea if I made this up, man
I made this up the second time you actually why I get this idea from what are you trying to imply?
Here go the real deal though the same thing you got if you come four streets over
I got the same thing in my yard and it looked like you just stole my idea and see what you ain't gonna do is try
To win Christmas yard or the season and you don't stole my idea. That's the problem
Now the problem you got is like and twist it. Okay, but see I put this together without it
I never even heard of you Manny begin with secondly
I've been doing this particular theme in my yard since I've been staying over. I've been staying over here six years
You ain't had it. You ain't had a theme last year
You ain't had anything this thing last year and the year before and I put my stuff in the same place every damn time
I put it down you did not have this last
I know you ain't copying me.
Hey, man, I'm going to tell you right now, and I ain't going to go no further.
You need to rearrange your theme and get a different theme because you got the same theme I got.
No, you need to rearrange your ****, okay, because I ain't rearranging Jack over here.
Hey, man, let me tell you something.
Let's get that out of the way.
Let me tell you something, man, and I'm being real, as real as I can be with you.
If I got to come over there and unplug some stuff.
If you got to what?
Come what?
If I got to come over to your house and unplug some stuff.
Unplug?
No, no, no.
My foot will be getting unplugged from your first of all
You ain't finna come on my street in my house and disrespect me at all about anything that I got set up in my y'all
Shaley, I ain't gonna let it go that way. I tell you what then I'm just gonna do this
Yes, I'm finna just come over there and take Jesus and take this and take the wise man at your yard
That's what I'm finna do come over this way. Come on by messing with Jesus and the manger
It's gonna be the real problem. So first of all, that's like secondly, that's that's the center of the thing
Do something like that you go to me Jesus to help you because it's gonna be some rolling around going on
The bottom line is this right here. You got the nerve to do the same thing my god. I'm full streets over
I'm driving through looking at everybody's all your man looking at everybody's thing
You don't want to come here by seeing my way the same place. Here we go
Go on you ain't nobody ever call me your stuff look like man it from four five
You got no right coming on my street because you don't stay on this street.
You going around looking at people trying to get your ideas, man.
You not original.
No, no.
I'm very original.
I moved to this neighborhood before you did.
I've been here.
I've been here 10 years.
You've been here about six.
How long you been living over here?
I've been living over here six years.
This club division was just coming up when I came over here.
How you going to tell me you've been running your team longer than I've been running mine?
Who you crazy?
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
I ain't got time for this, man.
You know what?
I got better things to do.
I still got some more lights put up.
Go back and forth what I'm finna tell you is just right here. I'm finna come take Jesus off your yard
I'm finna take Jesus in the water
Now you're sounding like when I'm crazy people come by taking Jesus out of my life. That's what you got life and mess up
Come on over here. I got something
Don't turn your lights on
On tonight tomorrow night every other night somebody taking my Jesus in the mind
I'm original the written that can be come over if you want to I got
stole my idea
Come on around here and let's check this.
Hey, dawg, dawg, let me tell you something right now.
Jesus and them wise men is coming at your yard today.
No.
You know what, man?
I'm through with you, man.
I'm through with you.
You know what?
Come over here if you want to.
Touch my baby Jesus.
Touch my manger.
Touch Mary and Joseph and the wise men.
And I'm going to put the North Star over your ass, literally.
Hey, man.
I don't know where you get my number from.
Who are you anyway?
Who is it?
Who are you, man?
I tell you what.
You talking about coming over here, messing with anything in my yard?
My ass is on top of it, okay?
To go off every evening at the food store getting dog my going on that must not come on the night
Why you can't come up with your own thing man
You say four five three, so what kind of car you got you drive? Well, I can find you come deal with you right now
Where you at?
You know what don't worry about where I'm at. I'm gonna be there when you're like
come find no your life ain't coming on tonight what no not come on tonight it's gonna be some
problems in your life it's gonna be hard to breathe for you I'm gonna let you know this
anyway man you done called me out of the blue telling me that you gonna come disconnect my
life and steal my major and take my baby Jesus out the man who are you sitting up here accusing
me of stealing your thing when it's been my thing all these years six years I've been doing this and
I think you trying to get my but see the problem is you don't want best y'all because you're stealing my idea
How can I be spinning your man? You know what you in your and I'm ready to deal with you, right?
I'm nothing to go back and forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme dog. Wait a minute
How can I have won this yard three years running and you saying I got to think you should have been getting you must not
Be doing right. Let me let me let me let me go on I'll say this to you right now
Larry on your street told me to call you
Larry
Larry told you to call me
Larry gave you my number
Larry and Tommy told me to call you
Larry and Tommy told you to call me
Do you know who Tommy is?
Larry ain't never mention no
Tommy to me
I'm Tommy I'm nephew Tommy
From the Steve Harvey morning show
You just got pranked by your boy
Larry man
Nephew Tommy
You
Told me to call you he said you win every single year the Christmas
Hello, hello