Take the Christmas lights down

lights expiration cat dog hello hello I'm trying to reach uh James yeah hey James how you doing uh

this is Greg I'm one of your neighbors I live a few streets over from you how you doing today

um I'm doing fine what's up just want to make sure I got the right person you're at um

I live on Shadow Bend, man. My name is Greg, and I want to reach out to you.

We seem to have a bit of a problem, man. You still have your Christmas lights up on the house.

Yeah.

And what's going on? You know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation.

When are you going to take these down?

Man, we go through this s*** every year, and it ain't no problem, man. The lights are going to stay up.

Hold on, hold on. What do you mean they're going to stay up?

are going to stay up, you know?

No, no, no. Hold on, bro.

Christmas is over.

The lights ain't finna stay up, okay?

I don't give a ****.

I don't give a **** cause you nights may tell you

that the lights need to come down, you know?

I don't even... Why do you have your

lights up after Christmas? Santa Claus,

the whole Christmas thing is over.

Wait, wait, wait a **** minute, man.

What's your name again? Greg who?

Of the... My name is Greg.

My name is Greg,

and I live on Shadow Bend.

it's over from you I don't give a about where you live man you know how'd you get my number

I got your number from the HOA you know the president HOA and Alan the one gave me your

number but that but that's neither here nor there the big issue is these Christmas lights

just got to come down you sound like a joke man you sound like a fool what you you're gonna take

my Christmas like you know I keep those lights up you know why I keep those lights up I'm listening

My momma loves those lights. She keeps the lights up a little bit longer than usual, but we don't give a f**k about that as long as she's happy.

Okay, okay, okay. Let me say this. I'm hearing you with your momma. I understand that. You know, you got love for your mom. Cool.

But check this out. The whole neighborhood wants your lights down. So I'm going to tell you this right here from neighbor to neighbor.

You got till tomorrow evening to take them lights down. If not, I'm going to take them down in my damn cell.

you coming bro what time you coming okay I tell you what I get off at 5 I'll be

at your house about 6 to take these damn lights down if you not yeah I'll be

looking for you too man you know we got a big family I'm gonna call my brother

and we gonna meet you you're gonna meet you cuz you ain't taking down you

understand what I'm saying the lights are gonna stay up bruh okay I don't care if you and your mama got to take them damn lights down hold up brother what you say about my

and your mama can take them like that but somebody got to take them down mother you talking about my

mom we ain't taking down where did you say you live I'm on shadow bin I'm on shadow bin

I'm on shadow bin you just you're trying to you're trying to sign your death sentence if you come over

to my crib and talk about taking down our mother Christmas like you man

you and your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get them lights off that house then I'm taking

them down hey man you you talking about my mama taking down the light I've got a baseball bat

for your mother and everybody at the HOA I don't everybody at that club you in whatever

the HOA or whatever I'm you up mother I'm you up okay well if you if you me up you're gonna have

got the Tommy up too. He's the one told us you had the lights on the house and hadn't taken

them down. Tommy the one. Who? Tommy and you. Can you get over here right now? I can come. I tell

you what, I come through there. Me and Tommy both will come through there if that's what you want.

Come on, mother. You silly. Okay, so can I say something else? So what, mother? Can I say one

Man, you ain't got to say s**t now.

You say that s**t when you get over here.

You're talking about my mama, man.

Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, dude.

Calm down, okay?

Calm down about what, s**t?

Can I say something else?

Can I say one more thing?

Just one more thing.

On the f**k what?

All I'm going to say is this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Did you say?

No.

No, man, I ain't all right man, what you got my blood pressure up what?

Wow

You got some neighbors Russell and Shanice

call you back they ain't gonna get no Christmas present for me next year you

better have some boys man Wow oh you was heated boy oh man you was heated man one

thing I do know about you Jane you love your mama don't you I love I love it at

oh man happy 2020 you got to let me know man what is the baddest and i mean the baddest radio

show in the land let me hear it oh god the Steve Harvey morning show man

hello hello i'm trying to reach out uh uh uh uh brother Adrian this is he but how you doing