Spa Wax Appointment Prank
Tommy poses as spa employee Ramon confirming Owen's appointment for a back and butt wax, including a manzillion upgrade, causing Owen to rant about the $200 cost and refuse.
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14 calls match “christmas”
Take the Christmas lights down
Neighbor Greg, armed with an HOA number, tells James the Christmas lights have to come down by tomorrow evening. James says his mother loves them and promises a baseball bat if anyone touches the house.
A Mercedes for the ex-wife
A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.
You stole my Christmas yard
Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.
Marry me for Christmas
Kenny, who says he knows Brad through Brad's brother, makes holiday small talk and then asks Brad to marry him on Christmas Day. Brad threatens to hunt him down until the number Tommy gives him is the show's line.
Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal
Waiter Roderick calls Kenny from a seafood house to complain about a five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar check. Kenny denies it, promises a shoe-tip in the parking lot, and learns his boy Richard set the call during a Christmas-party meeting.
Christmas proposal from a stranger
A stranger calls with a Christmas proposal, and the call turns into a shouting match when he demands a hundred dollars the next day and they tell him he is getting nothing.
I want to marry you for Christmas
A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.
Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck
Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.
KKK Scholarship
A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.
Broken Wii Game
A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.
Frieda's Cheating Husband (Reprise)
A second call to Frieda with the same premise about her husband Gerald texting another woman, with even more explicit language.
Deacon demands New Year's church
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.
In Love With Your Wife Prank
A coworker calls a man to confess his love for his wife and that they have lunch daily.